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calendar   Wednesday - March 30, 2005

The Dan Rather Trophy

Stanley wins the Dan Rather Trophy for Investigative Reporting (see post and comments below). He came up with the answer in an astounding 27 minutes. Number #4 is indeed total bunk.

Here are links to the headlines listed below:

1- ”Online Game Player Stabbed To Death A Competitor Who Sold His Cyber-sword

2- ”Tractor Driver Dies Under Load of Manure

3- ”Cat Trapped in House Fed Via Letter Box

4- ”Arizona Law Makes Camel Hunting Illegal

5- ”Seven-year-old Boy Takes Father’s Truck for a Drive

6- ”Blind Man To Climb Everest

7- ”Beauty Queen Smarter Than Nuclear Physicist

For those who are interested, here is the beauty queen in story number #7. It is indeed a true story .... we think.

A Slovenian TV programme that tried to prove top models were brainless bimbos was scrapped after an ex-Miss Universe turned out to have a higher IQ than a nuclear physicist. Iris Mulej, better known for her comments about group sex, was found to have an IQ of 156 by scientists working for the programme makers. She had to take a series of logic tests looking at spatial awareness, mathematical equations and problem solving ability.

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/30/2005 at 11:11 AM   
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Investigative Reporting

One of the following stories is a complete fabrication. See if you can figure out which one ....

1- ”Online Game Player Stabbed To Death A Competitor Who Sold His Cyber-sword

2- ”Tractor Driver Dies Under Load of Manure

3- ”Cat Trapped in House Fed Via Letter Box

4- ”Arizona Law Makes Camel Hunting Illegal

5- ”Seven-year-old Boy Takes Father’s Truck for a Drive

6- ”Blind Man To Climb Everest

7- ”Beauty Queen Smarter Than Nuclear Physicist

The clock is ticking. Let’s see who can uncover the hoax in the fastest time. Ready-Set-GO!


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/30/2005 at 10:45 AM   
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The Entrepreneur

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John Deering,The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/30/2005 at 10:12 AM   
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Guitars For Your Various Moods

Thanks to a couple of readers I can offer you some choices in guitars the next time you go shopping for one.

If you’re feeling hostile, there’s this one:

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I’m not sure what mood you’d be in if you chose this one.  I’ll let y’all comment.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/30/2005 at 07:57 AM   
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OH!  BOY!! More Campus Lunacy

As if making porno films on campus weren’t bad enough, the femi-nazis (Feminist Action League--FAL) are in full review at the University of New Hampshire.

Doesn’t that name sound like it’d be a great name for a cartoon program?

Stay tuned, boys and girls, for the Feminist Action League where Sally Fem kicks boy butt.  She’ll be joined by Mandy Manhater who will chill and thrill you as she kicks little boys in the crotch.

Mike Adams has all the details but here are some highlights:

members of the FAL wore scissors around their necks and sang a song about castration.

“Hello, my name is Mary Man-Hating-Is-Fun. I am 23 years old, and I am what a feminist looks like. Ever since I learned to embrace my feminist nature, I found great joy in threatening men’s lives, flicking off frat brothers and plotting the patriarchy’s death.

One writer for the school paper was excluded from the event.  He is a male.  And as Mike so correctly points out, the event:

an example of an extremist group promoting stereotypes and encouraging violence towards another group. This is the kind of thing that is tolerated in the name of campus diversity, simply because the targets are the “right” group (Read: Not blacks, women, or gays).

Make sure you read the whole article---to the end.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/30/2005 at 07:33 AM   
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A Win For The Good Guys

This is good news!  A doctor who worked at the UN wrote a book criticizing it.  He got fired.

The case was considered one of whistle-blowing and he sued. 

He won.

Back pay.

And a promotion!

You know that has to piss off the Koffing Anus.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/30/2005 at 07:29 AM   
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An Education System Follow-Up

A court has fined a school superintendent for refusing to interview a woman for a job vacancy in a public school because her kids were in a private school.

How arrogant can these people get, anyway?

Bully for her!


Students who had opinions about homosexuals and said the lifestyle is wrong were told to keep their opinions to themselves by the school.

The Alliance Defense Fund filed a federal lawsuit against the school that did so.

Apparently, diversity only counts when the subjects and opinions are those decreed by the liberal, panty-waisted, bed-wetting leftists in this country.


And what happens when you have colleges and universities packed with liberal asshats?

This.

They may not be able to discuss Pythagorean’s Theorem but they can go into great detail about the many sex positions the co-eds will adopt to make their male students happy.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/30/2005 at 07:27 AM   
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NO!!!  REALLY?!?!?!

I never would have guessed in ten million years!  A recent study finds most faculties are liberal!

Well, knock me down with a feather!

But, as they used to say, “those that can’t do----teach!”

In run-of the mill universities it is a 72/15 (liberal/conservative) mix.  In elite campii it’s 87/13.  What’s funny about most of this is the fact that at the campus level self ID is 50/11 while in the general public (outside of campii,) the numbers are 33/18.  So, in effect, we have 50% more socialists on campus and about 37% fewer conservatives than in the general public.  No wonder our kids are so fucked up.

This is great:

“What’s most striking is how few conservatives there are in any field,”

Well, DUH!!!  They’re out in the real world making money, you asshat!!!  Or they are being discriminated against by assholes like those who do the hiring at CU.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/30/2005 at 06:40 AM   
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Do You Use P2P?

Even if you have no idea what I am talking about, you MUST pay attention to this.

It is very important because one day you might use it and you should know.

It started a few days ago when Michelle Malkin posted about using P2P to locate personal tax forms and social security numbers.

Then another guy did some digging and found even more info--complete spreadsheets.

Now she writes that kiddie porn is out there, too!  Whole videos and pictures of baby rapes, etc.  This is sick stuff!

If you use P2P, remember to keep your personal crap on a different directory.  If you have child porn or use P2P to download it, tell us!  Please!!!

That way we can call the cops and put your sick ass in jail, you pervert.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/30/2005 at 06:38 AM   
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Odd Bits O’ News

bat Working hard?

Not sleeping enough?

So are many Americans.......with sex taking second place in most instances.

No wonder our birth rate is so low.

Now, get the hell away from the TV, quit surfing porn, and get some rest.  Nooky awaits!

bat What kind of pansy-assed postmen do they have in this town that a chihuahua terrorizes them? Wear boots and kick the little fucker in the chops once.  he’ll never bother you again.

How embarrassing.

bat A reason why drugs are so expensive?  People like this asshole.

bat You’re a soldier, injured on the battlefield.  Cries of “Medic!” “Medic!” ring out.  You open your eyes and a robot is stitching you up.  Freaky?  Not really.

bat Thinking of commiting a crime and hoping not to leave prints? Your life of crime just became a bit more difficult, Bucko!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/30/2005 at 06:35 AM   
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Public Apology

In reference to the previous story, “The Final Obesity Solution” ....

Unlike Dan Rather, I can admit when I’ve been hoodwinked. I was researching the subject of “obesity” and Google threw up this link in the list. Curious, I read it and it looked to be legitimate. Unfortunately, this turned out to be a combination of two factors: (1) two asshats with nothing better to do than fuck with people and (2) some slick work to present a seemingly professional medical site. What kind of person pays to buy a seemingly credible domain name and then builds a professional looking web site just to hoodwink people? The answer is: an arrogant pus-bag with too much free time and too few brains.

The internet can be a source of good information and it can be a playground for idiots. I try extremely hard to make sure what is presented here is factual but even the best of efforts are futile in the face of determined dipshits. It was not that I “wanted” to believe the story but that it was presented in such a professional manner with bibliographic references and all.

In my opinion, “Joe and Bill” are nothing more than bullshit artists with a deep desire to prove themselves superior. All they have really done is place themselves in the same league with Al Jazeera and others who distribute misinformation for reasons of their own agenda, which does not include journalistic integrity. This proves once and for all that if you work hard enough you can make anyone look stupid.

In summation, when I get my hands on these fuckers I’m going to wring their little nuts off. Count on it. Until then, I want to thank everyone who helped uncover these two fucktards.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/30/2005 at 02:15 AM   
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calendar   Tuesday - March 29, 2005

A Change Of Pace

Reading about Jesse Jackson depressed me.

This is where I am headed, scotch in hand.  My back yard. Imagine me on that bench, wind in the trees, birds twittering, frogs croaking in the canal behind the house.

See you in an hour or so.

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Update From Allan: there will be no “Photo Du Jour” feature today as Vilmar has provided us here with an excellent picture for your relaxation and artistic pleasure. Enjoy!

Update II From Allan: here’s a little something to help our Benevolent Dictator relax. Hopefully, he can still read “portugee”. Me, all I need is a six pack and a book of Yeats ....

Árvores

O que tentam dizer as árvores
no seu silêncio lento e nos seus vagos rumores,
o sentido que têm no lugar onde estão,
a reverência, a ressonância, a transparência
e os acentos claros e sombrios de uma frase aérea.
E as sombras e as folhas são a inocência de uma ideia
que entre a água e o espaço se tornou uma leve integridade.
Sob o mágico sopro da luz são barcos transparentes.
Não sei se é o ar se é o sangue que brota dos seus ramos.
Ouço a espuma finíssima das suas gargantas verdes.
Não estou, nunca estarei longe desta água pura
e destas lâmpadas antigas de obscuras ilhas.
Que pura serenidade da memória, que horizontes
em torno do poço silencioso! É um canto num sono
e o vento e a luz são o hálito de uma criança
que sobre um ramo de árvore abraça o mundo.
-- António Ramos Rosa (1924- )

Update III From Vilmar: here’s the translation (as best asa I can do it since poetry is difficult)

What do trees attempt to say
in their slow silence and vague rustlings
the care they have for where they are
the reverence, the resonance, the transparency
and the clear notes and shades of an airy phrase.
The shadows and the leaves are the innocence of an idea
Into which enters water and the space turned entirely light
On the magic current of light are transparent boats.
I don’t know if it is air or blood that blossoms from its branches.
Listen to the ever so light foaming of its green throats.
I am not nor will be far from these pure waters
And these ancient lights of obscure islands.
What pure serenity of memory, what horizons in
The tap of silent wells!  It is a song in a dream
And the wind and light are like the breath of a child
That on a branch of the tree embraces the world


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 03/29/2005 at 04:58 PM   
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Bring In The Clowns

As if poor Terri Schiavo doesn’t have enough problems, trying to die with dignity at the hands of her husband and a Florida judge, now she has to endure Jesse Jackson at her doorstep. Out of all the people involved in this, she may be the lucky one if she is truly unable to comprehend what is going on around her.

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/29/2005 at 02:04 PM   
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Love And Marriage And ….

What we have here is a Country Music Song just waiting to happen ....  tune

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Would someone please send a link to this picture to Frank J., in case Frank ever gets stoopid and Sarah K. (soon to be Sarah J.) catches him. Memo to Frank: they may say they will love you forever but as soon as they catch you dipping your wick in another candle you will surely experience total meltdown .... unless your name is Bill Clinton.

Vilmar and I would like to congratulate the happy couple on their pending nuptials and wish them the best. Of course, that is entirely dependent on Frank adding us back to his blogroll. Don’t make us come over there and crash the wedding, pal!



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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 03/29/2005 at 11:10 AM   
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