Saturday - January 29, 2005

You’re Welcome !

You’re welcome, Steel! Now get busy and kick some Moonbat butt on your blog! Consider this your very first trackback ping. Welcome to the Blogosphere!
 

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/29/2005 at 06:27 PM   
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BMEWS Hall Of Fame Voting Update, Saturday Edition

Only three more days to go in the voting. Make your vote count ....

1. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Individual)
-- Michael Moore in a landslide (or am I just dreaming?)

2. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Organization)
-- The UN in a tight race with the Donks (you can lead a Donk to oil but ..)

3. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Country)
-- France sucks (we report, you vote)

4. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Blog)
-- Democratic Underground and MoveOn.Org still battling (Daily KOS gaining)

5. Ronald Reagan Lifetime Achievement Award: Best Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- LGF increasing its lead over BMEWS (ARGH!)

6. Richard Nixon Humanitarian Award: Best Humorous Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- BMEWS trouncing Frank J. (Buck the Marine is angry!)

7. The DNC Disaster Relief Award: Who should the Democrats nominate for President in 2008?
-- The Large Flat Rock leading Hillary by 2:1 (what a combo?)

8. The RNC Final Tsunami Award: Who should the Republicans nominate for President in 2008?
-- Condi Rice rolling to victory (Teddy Kenedy explodes!)

9. The Rachel Corrie Bulldozer Award: The Liberal or Leftist Most Likely to Self-Destruct Next Year?
-- Michael Moore leading Kofi Annan leading Teddy Kennedy (circle-jerk in the making?)

Voting Ends at Midnight, February 1.

Here are the Current Poll Results (Saturday, 2:00pm).

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/29/2005 at 04:46 PM   
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The Ravings Of A Sick Mind

Back in December, a Kuwaiti student at one of America’s universities (in California, no less) answered an essay question on an exam that disagreed with his liberal professor’s contention that America was founded by greedy white men. The student, Ahmad Al-Qloushi, received an “F” for his answer and was later told by the professor to get psychiatric counseling as the professor deemed him to be quiet crazy.

Following up, Ahmad’s story was covered by the media and the professor has been excoriated by the blogosphere. So much so that the professor recently filed a university grievance against Ahmad for leaking the story to the media.

Very well. You, our gentle readers are now empowered as jury in this case. We present to you Ahmad’s essay. Bear in mind that he had only been in the country five months and his grammar does contain a few errors. Tell us if you think this young man has a sick mind and needs therapy.

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/29/2005 at 02:44 PM   
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Thank You Hollywood !

Macker’s got your billboards, Hollywood. Come and get ‘em! And THANKS from all of us!

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/29/2005 at 02:39 PM   
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Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

Last week, one of the most qualified people in US history went before the Senate for confirmation as the new Secretary Of State, Condaleeza Rice. The Democratic Party attack dogs decided to give us their imitation of TOTAL WANKERS and grilled Ms. Rice for days, then postponed the overall Senate vote so they could bloviate for a few more days.

Ms. Rice was eventually confirmed by the full US Senate by a vote of 85-13. Thirteen Democrats continued to make total asses of themselves by voting against her confirmation. These forons have no sense of decency, no honor and have now proven themselves to have NO SHAME.

^{(Shown here celebrating after the confirmation hearings last week.)}

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/29/2005 at 02:13 PM   
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What’s The Equivalent For The Men?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/29/2005 at 12:58 PM   
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Fine Words

"Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.”

“The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

“The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant: It’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.”

“Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.”

“I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment’s would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.”

“The taxpayer: That’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.”

“Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.”

“If we ever forget that we’re one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.”

“The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.”

“I’ve laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it’s in the middle of a Cabinet meeting.”

“It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession; I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.”

“Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”

“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.”

“No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. “

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/29/2005 at 07:16 AM   
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File Under:  Bad Sexual Encounter

Hook up for some homo sex and lose your head, literally.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/29/2005 at 07:09 AM   
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Time For Cruel, Hurtful Remarks

If rude and hurtful words offend you, read no further.

You’ve been warned!!

It’s bad enough we have camel jockeys making it with goats and such but something is also going on in France (what a surprise, huh?) because now the goats ahve contracted mad cow disease from the cows.

What the hell is going on in France, anyway?

I wonder if we could export those goats to Iraq and then the terrorists would get mad cow disease?  If they don’t get it sexually (not easy unless they go through the eyeball, I guess) maybe they’ll get it from eating the goat afterwards.  Hell, anything is possible.

And given the Frenchy-French pernchant for cooking up exotic dishes using the offal from animals we might luck out and the French themselves will fall victim.  We can hope.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/29/2005 at 07:07 AM   
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Weirdness In The News

Apparently in Ottawa, Canada a man can stand inside his house with his curtains/blinds drawn and openly masturbate to his heart’s content and no legal action can be taken against him.  At least that’s what the judge ruled.  Yep, the judge is the moron in this one.  Why? 

What’s to stop someone from performing live sex shows in their living rooms and claim their home is private?  How about a display of group masturbation?  You then have a circle of jerks inside as well as outside the home.  Speaking of jerks, read what the neighbors did prior to calling this in to the police and filing their complaint.  Can we say, “VOYEURS?!?!”

Hell, the porn shops would be pissed because video rentals would be way off.

Woman: Hey, honey, let’s get something to spice up this evening?

Man: (enthusiastically) OK!!, let’s go to Joe’s house and watch him bang those college students!

Those silly Canuckistanis.  What will they think of next?

From the “hey, watch this!” department.

Who says men are pigs only interested in sex?  Go back a branch in the family tree and you’ll see we’re not alone.  Sometimes fine ass is worth paying for!

Here I go again, stereotyping.  But when you take a woman named “Shasta” and find out she has a “FUCK BUSH” bumper sticker on her vehicle, you should not be surprised.  Her parents were probably new-age stoners, too.  I bet she’s also a carpet muncher.  Read it and you’ll understand why.

The cop should be given an award for this encounter.

Given that he will lose this encounter in a court of (shall I loosely say) “law” I think it might be a good idea to start a business printing “FUCK DEMOCRATS” or “FUCK CLINTON” or “FUCK KERRY” bumper stickers.  I bet they’ll sell well.

They may be a bunch of assholes as it relates to illegal immigration but Mexicans have done at least one thing right.  They have a law that if you are responsible for an accident you will get charged--even if you are a pedestrian. Apparently they enforce it--which is a lot more than you can say about OUR laws.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/29/2005 at 07:02 AM   
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Blog Allies

We’ve got a lot of friends in the blogosphere. Over the past year, we’ve encountered all kinds of life-forms here at our blog. We still thank our patron saints, Emperor Misha and Kim Du Toit, for giving us inspiration and helping us get started way back when.

In the process, we have also been privileged to see several of our regular readers go off and start their own blogs. We encourage you to go read them regularly. After all, the free exchange of ideas is what keeps us all sane. Here is our excellent list of bloggers you need to bookmark and read regularly ....

Macker’s World.

Annoying Little Twerp.

Steel Turman’s The Steel Deal.

Mr. Minority.

Go visit them today .... and if I missed any of our regular readers who have recently started their own blog, send me an e-mail and I’ll add you to the list of Blog Allies in the War Against Moonbat Terrorism!

Update: Everyone add the following Blog Allies to your bookmark lists ....

Valgerd’s Stead (Revandryn).

Grandma’s House (Denise).

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/29/2005 at 05:35 AM   
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   Friday - January 28, 2005

Caption This !

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/28/2005 at 07:25 PM   
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TGIF! It’s Boobage Time!

In related news, California legislators want to pass a law making topless beaches legal.

“At some point, men’s breasts became liberated and women’s didn’t,” the Los Angeles Times quoted Liana Johnsson as saying.

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/28/2005 at 06:05 PM   
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Beer Song

60 bottles of beer on the wall ....
60 bottles of beer ....
Take one down, pass it around
59 bottles of beer on the wall ....

Repeat verse until rescued.

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/28/2005 at 05:54 PM   
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