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calendar   Saturday - January 22, 2005

Found It!!!

In a previous post today I asked if anyone could find this tsunami parody song I was looking for.

Well, I found it.  We could add it to our archives and have you listen to it or download it from us but I’ve not consulted the IT guru, our SecWar Allan, on this so rather than suck up our bandwidth, how about you go here, to The Schnitt Show webpage and get it from him.  He works for Clear Channel.  They can afford the bandwidth.

It’s right near the top.  If you click on the link it will play on your computer.  If you right click and “save as” it will save to your hard drive.

OK, that’s the technical part.

Personally I found it funny as hell.  Schnitt has his panties in a wad about this.  I look at it this way.  It is our way of raising our fists and firing bullets in the air which is what many in that part of the world did when terrorists attacked the U.S.

Plus, it is FUNNY!  It parodies Michael Jackson and that “we are the world” bullshit from the 80s.

If you disagree, feel free to say so here.

However, if you have a sense of humor, write the radio station ( and let them know.

Excuse me.  Gotta go.  I hear knocking on the door and it looks like “those nice young men in their clean white coats” are at the door.


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/22/2005 at 08:04 AM   
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How I Wish!!!

President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?”

The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”

So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor!  What are you guys doing in here?”

Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.”

And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million radical Muslims this time and one blonde with big tits.”

The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big tits?  Why kill a blonde with big tits?”

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, “See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million radical Muslims”.

(thanks to BobF)


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/22/2005 at 07:45 AM   
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FEMA In The News

Yesterday I posted about a game FEMA had out.  I did not describe it in order to allow you to go there and see for yourself.

Well, they pulled the link and I did not think to archive the page.

But you can read about it here.

Speaking of tasteless, does anyone know where a link can be found to this parody of the tsunami put out by a NY hip-hop station?  I heard about it on a local radio show but have been unsuccessful at locating it on the web.


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/22/2005 at 07:31 AM   
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A “Modern History” Test

In case you missed it on the news or it was not covered in your history classes, go ahead and take the following test to see if you are truly knowledgeable about the things that took place around the world.

Do you remember?

1. In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by

a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by

a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4.During the 1980’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill’s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11.  On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12.  In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13.  In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Maybe we should forward this to the Department of Homeland Security and the assclowns at all the airports who seem to think terrorists are old ladies, babies and pilots, etc.  Better yet, send this to all the democrat congress-critters who seem hell-bent on blaming America and rushing to defend Islamo-fascists parading as freedom fighters.

(thanks to Jeanette for reminding us)

***One final note:  apparently some people in Tennessee did not find this humorous when an employee forwarded this as an email to some co-workers.  She now faces disciplinary action.  Her higher-ups call it an “innapropriate message!”

What the FUCK?!?!  Inappropriate?  What’s inappropriate about the TRUTH, asshole?

Here’s my take:  these people who complained are a bunch of apologists with nothing better to do than become offended at something or other.  They’d probably also line up to act as defense counsel for Saddam Hussein.  Yes, she was wrong to use company resources to do this but if we punish her for that, then anyone who forwards or sends ANYTHING unrelated to company business on any company computer should also get disciplined.


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/22/2005 at 07:25 AM   
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40 Reasons For Gun Control

From Conservative Babes, via BobF I bring you this well written piece.  Enjoy.

40 Reasons for gun control.

1. Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, & Chicago cops need guns.

2. Washington DC’s low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Indianapolis’ high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is
due to the lack of gun control.

3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing increasing murder rates after gun control are “just

4. The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into effect in 1994 are responsible for the decrease in violent crime
rates, which have been declining since 1991.

5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear
of such a lunatic is paranoid.

6. The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.

7. An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a .357 Magnum will get angry and kill you.

8. A woman raped and strangled is morally superior to a woman with a smoking gun and a dead rapist at her feet.

9. When confronted by violent criminals, you should “put up no defense—give them what they want, or run” (Handgun Control Inc. Chairman
Pete Shields, Guns Don’t Die - People Do, 1981, p.125).

10. The New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice about guns; just like Guns & Ammo has some excellent treatises on
heart surgery.

Read the rest by clicking.

See More Below The Fold


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/22/2005 at 07:22 AM   
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The Student’s Version

Last week I posted about a Kuwaiti student who was penalized by his college professor for writing an essay favorable to the United State.

Here is his version of it in case you missed the link in one of the comments.

I still think you should write this “institute of higher learning” and rip them a new asshole.  The links are in my original post above.


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/22/2005 at 07:16 AM   
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ABC Goes Macabre

Just in case you didn’t know or maybe thought it was someone pulling your leg, well, it is not a joke.  ABC was actively recruiting for someone being buried on Inauguration Day.

I heard about this on Rush the day before yesterday as he was ranting about the MSM and how they could only focus on the negative as it relates to President Bush.  He also pointed out that shortly after it appeared it was yanked from their internet site.

And it wasn’t just any “someone.” They wanted a soldier’s funeral.

I decided to wait knowing someone would capture that screen.  Unfortunately, the capture was not great but here it is.


It plainly states that ABC was seeking input from anyone who knew of any funerals of military members on inauguration day.  Of course, their intent was to run a piece that contrasted the “callousness” of a President who’d engage in such lavish inauguration ceremonies when soldiers were dying in a war.

Not lost on Rush and others was why ABC was not interested in the day before or day after the inauguration.  As if those people were not important.

As it turns out, ABC did not make that link (possibly because they knew they’d been found out by a blogger) but did run the story anyway.

Now, you tell me.  For what other reason other than to embarrass the president and push their own liberal agenda did ABC do this?

Sleaze sells.  ABC is sleazy.  Boycott them.

Check out the link.


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/22/2005 at 06:43 AM   
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calendar   Friday - January 21, 2005

That’s A Wrap

As the sun sets on this 55th Presidential inauguration, we wrap things up with a final photo pictorial. The first picture below kinda sums it all up. There are still lunatics with way too much free time on their hands (man and poster on left) and intelligent Americans who don’t mind calling a spade a “spade” (man and poster on right). I love this country. The only problem is about 48% of the people need to be sent overseas to work for the Peace Corps for about 100 years. I ain’t naming names but you folks in BLUE STATES know who you are.


Finally, the picture on the left pretty much describes the picture on the right. I wonder if this fellow on the left knows the parents of these hippie freak kids on the right who chained themselves to gas pumps and wore kerchiefs on their faces so mom and dad wouldn’t recognize them. Nose rings, spikey hair and hair-brained protests .... ya know, abortion might be an option after all ....


My head hurts after looking at all this. I’m gonna go take a long slow soak in the jacuzzi, sip some chilled Coors and pray for a tsunami off the coast of California and New England. Cheers!


Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/21/2005 at 05:24 PM   
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Our Feature Presentation

Today’s matinee feature is brought to you by the “peace-loving” protestors in Washington, DC during the Presidential inauguration and the “evil right-wing” Protest Warrior group ....

Act I:

Ten minutes after telling his fellow protesters to stay safe, Gil Kobrin lay huddled in the slush and mud as two anarchists repeatedly kicked him in the back. How he got from point A to point B is simple enough. Kobrin, accompanied by a dozen members of the conservative group ProtestWarrior, crashed a rally of hundreds of anti-Bush demonstrators at Meridian Park in Washington, D.C. Holding aloft signs that read “Say no to war unless a Democrat is president” and “Not to brag, but Bush won, so shove it!” they had set off earlier on inauguration morning in search of their opposites.

“See? The evil right-wingers decided to protest the protesters. Shame on them. Don’t they know that’s not allowed? Now, what do you think of my real cool cockle-doodle-doo hairdo, dude?”


Act II:

As they taunted and threatened and liberally profaned Kobrin and the rest of the group, a member of the D.C. Anti-War Network (DAWN)—the official organizers of the rally—tried to break it up.

“Your purpose is to instigate people. You’re going to have to leave!” shouted the “marshal,” DAWN’s term for their ad hoc security force.

“We’re staying here,” Kobrin replied.

Then he went down under a hail of black boots.

“Dude, let that be a lesson to you! We peace-loving hippies have jack-boots and aren’t afraid to use them. Now go away and leave me to my steam vent.”


Act III:

After the scuffle, one young anarchist hurled a snowball, laced with dirt and pebbles and whatever else he could scoop of the ground, at the retreating ProtestWarrior members. The anarchist, who declined to offer his name, said he did not believe in violence, but insisted that “Throwing a snowball… is not going to hurt anybody.”

Patrick McKale, 22, an anarchist from Baltimore, said he was pleased that ProtestWarrior members took a few licks. He said he saw no irony in beating people up at a peace rally. “Just because you’re anti-imperialist doesn’t mean you’re not against violence.”

“Irony, shmirony! We peace-loving hippies are hypocrites fer sure. What’re you going to do about it? Oh shit, here comes the cops!”


Act IV:

Some in the anti-Bush crowd said they resented the fact that ProtestWarrior’s “man bites dog” schtick eats up a disproportionate amount of press attention.

“They’re taking the media away from us!” exclaimed one angry protester.

After the fight television crews popped up out of nowhere and reporters rushed to the ProtestWarrior members. But just as soon, they melted away, chasing after the legions of anti-war demonstrators banging on drums and soda cans and carrying cardboard boxes done up as coffins draped in American flags as they hoofed it down 16th St.

And the media whores took off in hot pursuit of the angry leftists as they ride off into the sunset, leaving the wounded and bloody “loyal opposition” lying in the dirt. So much for peaceful protest in the United States of America. Evidently it’s only peaceful as long as you agree with the Leftist fucktards. Like their radical Muslim brothers, these pathetic losers only claim to want peace while practicing violence on anyone who disagrees with them.

Sic Transit Gloria.

The End.


Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 01/21/2005 at 12:53 PM   
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The Importance of January 30th

Two great things are happening on the 30th.  I will be focusing on only one of them.

The elections in Iraq.  We all know how important it is.

The UN now says it can not monitor the elections because it helped set them up. How quaint.  All of a sudden the UN finds some ethical standards to get behind.  Most likely, though, is that they are afraid of getting their asses killed so they purposely endeavored to work on the election process knowing this would give them an out.  Hey!  Come on!  We all know the UN is full of yellow-bellied cowards whose national flags are whiyte.

However, an entrerprising American officer has a WONDERFUL solution.

Remember all those cowardly fucks who called themselves “human shields” and flew out to Iraq to try and stop our attacks?

This is a great opportunity for them to do some civic service. His rationale?

They are familiar with the terrain and people, they have a self-professed desire to help and they seem very articulate. However, their biggest asset is bravery. If they are willing to hunker down between Coalition Forces and a bridge, standing between a foreign terrorist and a polling precinct should be no big deal. Any takers?

We love you, man!  (in a non-homosexual way!)


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/21/2005 at 12:51 PM   
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Are You North Of The Mason Dixon Line?

If so, do not despair.  Spring is on the way.

How can I tell?  Easy.  The robins are down here in Spring Hill, tearing up the lawns, feeding on worms and getting fat for their flight northwards.

A couple of years ago I had literally HUNDREDS of them swoop down on my backyard.  They darkened the sky when they took off and it looked like someone had sprayed the yard with a small calibre machine gun. Little divots everywhere.


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/21/2005 at 09:39 AM   
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The KKK And Condi

Surely the irony of this was not lost on you, the intelligent readers of this bog.  But the media seems to be sweeping it under a rug with the energy of a cat trying to cover up a very smelly pile of shit.

Oh, sure, the media is reporting the delay in senate voting on the appointment of Dr. Condaleeza Rice as Secretary of State.

But “the stink in this pile of shit” is that Senator Robert “KKK” Byrd is in charge of the group doing so.  I love it.  The Dems go out of their way to marginalize themselves once again.  K-K-K-ooks!!!

I guess it rankles the Dems that two prominent Blacks have been SecStates under one REPUBLICAN President.  The best a Black could hope for in Clinton’s was Commerce Secretary.

More here.


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/21/2005 at 07:41 AM   
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The Fall Of The Peanut Farmer?

I know this is nothing more than “guilt through casual association” but Democrats have tried to assassinate the character of many republicans with far less evidence.

I say we prosecute Jimmy Carter for crimes against humanity.

The refrain, “What did he know and when did he know it” should ring like a bell through the land in this investigation.

And it should come as no surprise that Clinton’s fingerprints are all over this scandal, too. You may think it a stretch but Madeleine “Not-So-Bright” and Richard Holbrooke, both Clinton appointees and important figures in Clinton’s administration when it came to Iraq-US policy, were well aware of what was going on.  Given that they were on the Security Council and that on three separate instances people would come forward stating there were problems with the program while the Council did nothing makes me draw the conclusion that these clowns WERE complicit in the cover-up.

After all, what other conclusions can you draw when you have officials at the UN respond to reporters’ questions with this question?

“Is is a crime to steal from a crook?”

If that’s not arrogance, I do not know what is.


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/21/2005 at 07:04 AM   
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Stuff From Other Blogs

bat From our friend at Political Vice Squad, I got this great link to a story that took place in uber-liberal, tree hugging, victicrat enabling San Francisco.

It’s a story of lawyers and greed.  I could not have wished this on a more deserving bunch of pricks.

bat PVS also provided this WONDERFUL BIT OF NEWS!!! I am feeling the urge to volunteer!!  If I can’t I may volunteer some ammo.

Liberals, of course, are apoplectic at this news.  They are saying things like:

“We are very concerned that they will be bringing in a lot of people who know nothing about the border, about immigrants or about Latinos,”

EXCUSE ME!!  But what is there to know about people breaking our laws and illegally trying to sneak in?  I don’t give a fuck-all about their culture, the border politics, etc.

More power to these guys!

bat From Fuck France, I bring you greetings of glad tidings.  Oliver Stone is moving to France! Read the article to find out why.  It should not surprise you.

If we’re lucky some dog will shit on his shoes.  Then, while attempting to remove said shit he’ll slip, fall, die and the French will use all their culinary abilities to make “stone soup” out of him.  YECH!!!

bat Thanks to Michael King at Rambling’s Journal, we have a nice piece about the hypocrisy and lies of Senator Barbara Boxhead.


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 01/21/2005 at 06:57 AM   
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Not that very many people ever read this far down, but this blog was the creation of Allan Kelly and his friend Vilmar. Vilmar moved on to his own blog some time ago, and Allan ran this place alone until his sudden and unexpected death partway through 2006. We all miss him. A lot. Even though he is gone this site will always still be more than a little bit his. We who are left to carry on the BMEWS tradition owe him a great debt of gratitude, and we hope to be able to pay that back by following his last advice to us all:
  1. Keep a firm grasp of Right and Wrong
  2. Stay involved with government on every level and don't let those bastards get away with a thing
  3. Use every legal means to defend yourself in the event of real internal trouble, and, most importantly:
  4. Keep talking to each other, whether here or elsewhere
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