Monday - January 24, 2005

My Dander Is Up!

I read this and became VERY angry. 

Here we have a prisoner, eating, sleeping, drinking and living at taxpayer expense who now wants a sex change operation.

Where the fuck does “it” get off demanding this?

If I were the prison warden I’d turn this Bozo over to some of the “Bubbas” in the prison and they’d have this shithead “changed” in no time.  A razor is all that’s required.  Maybe a needle and thread, too.  Two slashes to cut off unneeded parts and a slash to make a slit.  Boom!  Done!

Sew up the bloody bits, throw away the “dick’n’nuts” (better yet, fry them up and serve it to pansy boy--that way the prison saves money on food) and PRESTO! ChANGE-O!!  All done!

Who’s with me?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 03:17 PM   
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Credibility.  It All Boils Down To Credibility.

Enviro-weenies have released a report claiming global warming will be the death of us.  That’s no surprise.

A layman’s view of the above British report plus a flaying of the Kyoto Accords can be found here. Joseph Farrah correctly points out that much of this environmental shit is nothing more than a way to go after America’s wealth and hobble her abilities to stay competitive in global markets.  Nothing more than socialism, boys and girls, by idealists who are better off shot dead.

Back to the report...............how credible can you be when these pictures are splashed on the front pages of so many newspapers?

Or when places in the western US are drowning in cold and rain and the Sierras have gotten YARDS of snowfall?

Or when Florida is freezing all the way down to Sarasota and Fort Myers?

Yep, good timing on their part, eh?  And VERY lousy credibility.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 07:33 AM   
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From The World Of Medicine

Read this.

Just think....in a few years we could be re-defining the phrase, “to have a hard-on for somebody” so that it includes your heart doctor.

The scene:  a doctor’s office

Doctor:  How are you today, Mr. Jones?

Mr. Jones:  Just fine, doc.  My heart feels great.  My blood pressure is wonderful.  No more arrhythmia.  However, can you do something about my hard-on?  I’ve been arrested 5 times so far this week for sexual harassment.  Every time I get on the bus I end up poking some woman who files charges.  The cops don’t believe me.

Dr. Jones:  What happened to your nose?

Mr. Jones:  I got on the bus and poked a guy. 

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 07:19 AM   
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What’s Wrong With Our Educational System?

Nebraska is now toying with giving children of illegal immigrants in-state tuition rates.

Sorry, but if they are illegal, why are they STILL here?  Ship them the fuck out!

According to a state senator making the proposal (she HAS to be a Dummycrap!), her rationale is that it would:

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end the state’s punishment of children who didn’t choose to move here illegally”

This is nothing more than a bullshit argument.  If they use it for illegals, why not use it for students who live in other states?  After all, they didn’t ask to go live THERE, did they?

Fucking liberal do-good bastards!

Three 11 year olds and a 10 year old HIJACK a school bus! Now where do you think they learned that?!?!

It’s time to bring back reform schools.

It started with this editorial.

A writer in the Wall St. Journal put out an article saying that teachers’ unions do not have the best interests of children at heart.

Read this excerpt and tell me if there are any lies in it:

The resulting contracts often run to more than 100 pages, and are filled with provisions for higher wages, fantastic health benefits and retirement packages, generous time off, total job security, teacher transfer and assignment rights, restrictions on how teachers can be evaluated, restrictions on non-classroom duties, and countless other rules that shackle the discretion of administrators. These contracts make the schools costly to run, heavily bureaucratic, and extremely difficult for administrators to manage. They also ensure that even the most incompetent teachers are virtually impossible to remove from the classroom. The organization of schools, as a result, is not even remotely the kind of organization one would design if the best interests of children were the guiding criterion.

As a result of that article, the Wall Street Journal’s servers were overloaded with feedback---from angry teachers!!  All on orders from...............(drum roll, please!) .......... the teacher’s union!!!

And the writers could not even get the name of the paper correctly.. Yep, a teacher.

Expect this to come to our shores soon if we don’t shut these nanny-staters down quick.

In Germany parents who home-school are now running the risk of jail time AND the state TAKING AWAY THEIR KIDS!!!

They do not want their kids in school because:

“the state is replacing the Christian worldview with those of the New Age, particularly the use of its psychological techniques and occultism. Relaxation techniques are being used in school, which include darkening the room and having the small children lie down beside each other, boys and girls together. Using a feather, they are to explore the neighboring child to find out where the most sensitive part of his body lies. They are encouraged to touch their neighbor anywhere on his body.

“Fourth-grade students are shown videos of sexual intercourse and how a baby comes forth from this act. The narrator of the video assures the students that this sexual act feels good and is fun. Homosexuality must be accepted as normal and the children are encouraged to examine themselves as to their own sexual orientation. Darwin’s evolution theory must be accepted as truth.”

Hey, isn’t that what OUR kids are taught?

The school department’s response:  that the kids are not being socialized!  So work with me here---do I take that to mean that ONLY the state can teach socialization skills? 

Like what the Hitler Youth went through? 

Ahhh!  I get it now!!

Lastly, to rub salt into the wounds, Villanova University is planning to honor a teacher by dedicating a memorial lounge in her name.  How nice!

Gone unsaid and shoved into the corners of “shhh, we don’t talk about that in polite society” is the fact that this woman killed her baby and then committed suicide.  Well, she did one thing right--removed herself from the gene pool.

This is incredible!  It’s bad enough we continue to honor law-breaking sports figures by getting them out of jail and paying them HUGE salaries.  But now it is spreading to the educational system,.

Exactly what is it that kids are supposed to get out of this?  Aren’t there other FANTASTIC teachers who do NOT KILL THEIR CHILDREN that they could have honored?

But it gets darker still. According to this article, Villanova is doing this because this deranged bitch was a scholar of Islamic studies.  Can you believe it?  Ass kissing a bunch of ragheads by Villanova.  Oh, and like Kerry, she spoke (operant word here is the past tense, spoke) French.

What bullshit!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 07:13 AM   
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The Solution Is Simple

The Solution Is Simple

California is saying that illegal immigrants are costing each taxpayer in the state almost $1200 (does NOT include Federal monies poured into the state used to pay off these leeches.)

So we end up paying a shitload of money to support their asses here meanwhile they’re shoveling BILLIONS of dollars back into Mexico?  Of course, it does not help that our banks facilitate these transfers.  Why couldn’t they ask for proof of residency?  Oh, nevermind, I guess that takes away their business, huh?

The solution is simple:  OPEN SEASON on all illegals with a bounty of $1500 per matching set of nose, ears, and fingertips.

Within a week the problem would be over with.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 07:09 AM   
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Blame The Environmentalists

Yep!  They are responsible for all the deaths soon to result from mosquito-borne diseases in Asia as a result of the tsunami.

Why?  Margaret Sanger ooops, Rachel Carson.  Damn! I hate it when I do that. 

She started this bullshit movement to get rid of DDT.  The tree-huggers had orgasms when the government banned it.

Now mosquitoes will be killing tens of thousands.  All thanks to these fruitcakes. On a yearly basis, mosquitoes kill over a million people simply because there is no access to this pesticide.

A couple of years ago I was able to get my hands on two cans of DDT.  It is still good.  I wonder if I can sell it on E-Bay?  I believe there are some Indonesians that might like it.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 07:08 AM   
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How Stupid Can You Be?

Apparently, very, very stupid.

Check out what this foron did in Portugal.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 07:07 AM   
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Why Social Security Reform Will Fail

Why Social Security Reform Will Fail

Unless there is a concerted effort to undo decades of government brainwashing by campaigning to convince people their future belongs to them, any effort to privatize social security is doomed to failure.

We can start with a VERY short letter to all our congress-critters:  “I demand the right to determine where my social security contributions go.  It is MY money and I want to take ownership of it.” Simple as that. 

But, as Neal Boortz points out at his site today, there are too many people who love the nanny state and really want nothing to do with the “freedom” that taking responsibility for their own actions will mean to them.

Since his page changes daily but the address is the same, I’ve copied it here for you to read.  He started out with a discussion of President Bush’s inauguration speech focusing on freedom and continued thusly:

What is the problem with freedom?  I think that the biggest problem is that people realize that along with personal freedom comes personal responsibility.  To be sure, Americans will say nice things about freedom ... right up until the time that personal responsibility rears its ugly head.  Freedom of speech?  Sure, that takes no real effort.  Freedom of religion?  No problem there.  It doesn’t really require you to actually do anything.  Introduce responsibility and consequences for irresponsibility, and the love of freedom suddenly wanes.

I saw a good example of the limited American love affair with freedom yesterday on CNN.  Three women from three generations were being interviewed; grandmother, mother and daughter.  They were being questioned on President Bush’s privatization plans for Social Security.  The grandmother was against it.  She said that this would be like the government teaching people to gamble.  She equates investing in the stock market to gambling, and has decided that it is wrong.  Let the government take your money, and then dole it out to you later.  Now that’s just fine.

The daughter was particularly troubling.  On the one hand she said that she had no confidence at all that there were going to be any Social Security benefits for her when she reached retirement age, whatever that retirement age might be.  On the other hand she said that she wasn’t in favor of privatization because she didn’t want to have to go to the trouble of making decisions on how her retirement money should be invested.  She would just rather have the government do it for her.

More examples?  They’re not difficult to fine.  Just go to the basic levels of our society.  Should you be free to negotiate with an employer on the basis of salary?  No ... we need a minimum wage.  Should you be free to buy a health insurance policy that doesn’t include pregnancy benefits?  No .. the government stands in the way.  Should you be free to chose who is going to come into your home and tell you what drapery fabric would look good with your throw pillows?  No.  The government tells you who you can and can’t hire for that job.  Do people complain?  Do they protest?  Not a bit.  Just accept the government controls and regulations and move on.

There is another troubling aspect of our lost love for freedom.  When freedom isn’t cherished people are opposed to paying a price to make freedom secure.  The United States is trying to introduce freedom into the heart of the tyrannical Arab World.  As in the past, people are dying in the effort.  Now we have people saying that it’s peace, not freedom that matters.  That might sound good until you realize that by “peace” they simply mean the absence of armed conflict.  Tyranny?  Fine.  Not even the most basic of freedoms?  No problem ... as long as there’s peace.  Today an astounding number of people, principally on the left, believe that peace without freedom is just fine, thank you very much.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 07:04 AM   
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This Should Get Your Hackles Up

Get past the part about SpongeBob SquarePants (what the FUCK ever happened to GOOD cartoons!!??!!  These cartoons have got to be some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen!  That and Teletubbies and that fruitcake purple dinosaur)

Anyway, get to the part about the pledge. Read it.

So I am supposed to respect homosexuality?  No way!  I will accept that it is around me.  I DO NOT have to respect it.  Speaking of which, why is it that I am the one who ha to respect all these weirdoes?  Why is it a one way street? 

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 06:54 AM   
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Where’s PETA?!?!?!?!

Where’s PETA?!?!?!?!

Go ahead and try what these sheetheads are doing to see how long it would take for every whack-job, tree hugging, granola munching, animal rights PETA activist to come knocking down your door.

Yet the state of North Carolina is sanctioning ritualistic religious animal slaughter.

Where are the liberals screaming “SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE?!?!”

Hmmm, I wonder if they will give the same rights to those who practice pagan religions and slaughter chickens, roosters, pigs, etc.? 

Yep, don’t hold your breath.

*****THIS JUST IN!!!!  The Arab News is reporting that PETA is, in fact, trying to do something.

Just what that something is will never be known since no one will try to piss off Muslims in this country.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 06:48 AM   
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For Use When Moonbats Come Calling

When you start getting that tired old refrain from the leftist barking moonbats out there about how much more we could have done for the poor and downtrodden rather than spend it on inaugurations, hand them this.

And then bitch-slap the shit out of them.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 06:44 AM   
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Making Progress

The same people going after Jimmy “Peanuthead” Carter are now launching an ad campaign against the United Nations!

Bully for them!!!

View their ad here and make a donation at their site.

Finally, there is some hope at getting more attention on these leftist, tyrannical, moonbat bastards at the UN.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/24/2005 at 06:39 AM   
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The 2005 Barking Moonbat Hall Of Fame Voting Begins

The survey software is installed. The nominees are prepared. The ballots are ready. No dangling chads allowed. Who will be enshrined in the Barking Moonbat Hall Of Fame this year? Only you know, dear readers. Cast your vote today and help some poor retarded Barking Moonbat earn his or her just rewards. We also have categories for the good guys too. Who will walk out with the coveted “Batty Awards” this year?

Click on the link in the right sidebar under “Member Bulletins” and cast your vote ----------------->

Or click here .. whichever is easier.

Voting Ends at Midnight, February 1.

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/24/2005 at 01:31 AM   
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   Sunday - January 23, 2005

Another Old Friend Passes Away

Johnny Carson (1925-2005) The King Of Late Night

LOS ANGELES - Johnny Carson, the “Tonight Show” TV host who served America a smooth nightcap of celebrity banter, droll comedy and heartland charm for 30 years, has died. He was 79. “Mr. Carson passed away peacefully early Sunday morning,” his nephew, Jeff Sotzing, told The Associated Press. “He was surrounded by his family, whose loss will be immeasurable. There will be no memorial service.”

I posted this earlier today when the news broke and I left the story as you see it above for the time being. I wanted to have time to think about Johnny and what he meant to me. I grew up watching this guy every night. In high school, I’d stay up late just to watch the fun. When I got married in 1969, my wife and I used to stay up and watch Johnny, Ed and Doc every weeknight. What made his show so attractive? Beats me. There were always funny guests and stars promoting their latest movies. It was fun and games late at night. The guests were treated as special and everyone had a shot at Johnny (which he took with good-natured charm all the time). Comedy skits with Carson as Karnak The Magnificent or Art Fern or Aunt Blabby just added to the fun. If I had to put my finger on any one thing that made the show and Johnny so much fun to watch it would have to be that it was always entertainment. If news was presented, it was always with a tongue in cheek humor. If politicians came on the show (rarely) they were carefully guided by Johnny away from political arguments. Most importantly, Johnny left the spotlight to his guests and never tried to upstage any of them. He was a one of a kind and a class act. Leno, Letterman, Conan, et al are all mere shadows of Johnny.

I guess if I had to really confess how much Johnny Carson meant to me, I’d have to simply say .... I stopped watching late night TV when he retired. There can be only one.

So long Johnny .... and thanks.

Go ahead and play it one last time ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/23/2005 at 10:45 PM   
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