Thursday - January 27, 2005

Heros And National Holidays

Back in May of last year I reported on a brave Marine Captain Brian Chontosh, who was awarded the Navy Cross for unparalleled bravery under fire in Iraq.

Where is he now?

Well, Captain Chontosh picked up his medal at a ceremony in his home state of New York, packed his duffel, hopped on a plane and went back to Iraq to take command of India Company. He led the charge into Fallujah last November to clear out that pesthole. The guy has a set of stainless steel balls and he don’t like stupid questions from reporters. Read the story and you’ll see.

Sergeant York, Audie Murphy, Brian Chontosh .... where the hell do we find so many brave men like this?

In honor of Captain Chontosh, we are declaring this Sunday to be officially ....

While the Iraqis are voting we encourage everyone here in America to get out, hunt down a hippie and kick his teeth in. If no hippies can be found, feel free to substitute Kerry voters and/or MSM reporters. Happy Hunting!

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/27/2005 at 03:51 PM   
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The Other Nightly News

To listen to the Bloviating Bastard From Boston (Ted Kennedy), you’d think the war in Iraq is a “quagmire” and we need a definite timeline to get out, regardless of the consequences. Or as John Kerry said, “The wrong war at the wrong time in the wrong place”. Two dickheads from Taxachusetts if ever there were any. The MSM is showing you pictures of dead soldiers and Iraqi civilians killed by the peace-loving, revolutionary “insurgents”. They’re all predicting gloom and doom and a sham of an election on Sunday. Get the picture?

Here is what the shitheads named above are not telling you and here are the pictures of the quagmire they don’t want you to see. After all, you need to get both sides of the story, don’t you?

Members of the Baqubah Iraqi Police Force arrive at a gas station in Buhriz, Iraq, to take over security, transport men detained for questioning, and impound the cars of suspected criminals after a raid of the premises for known anti-coalition insurgents by Soldiers with Charlie Battery, 1st Battalion, 6th Field Artillery Regiment, 3rd Brigade, 1st Infantry Division. (U.S. Army photo by Spc. Elizabeth Erste)

Marines of Alpha Company, 1st Battalion, 23rd Marines, inspect the weapons they found outside of Ar Rutbah, Iraq. 1st Marine Division is conducting Security and Stabilization Operations (SASO) during Operation Iraqi Freedom in the Al Anbar providence of Iraq. (U.S. Marine Corps photo by Lance Cpl. Richard A Hilario)

Iraqi workers sweep up debris while U.S. Marines with 3rd platoon, Lima Company, 3rd Battalion, 1st Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, patrol the streets of Fallujah, Iraq, during Operation Iraqi Freedom. 1st Marine Division is engaged in Security and Stabilization Operations in the Al Anbar Province of Iraq. (U.S. Marine Corps. photo by Lance Cpl. Thomas D. Hudzinski)

U.S. Marines and Iraqi civilians distribute food and water at the Humanitarian Assistance site in the Jolan area of the city of Al Fallujah. 1st Marine Division is currently engaged in Security and Stabilization Operations in the Al Anbar province of Iraq in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. (U.S. Marine Corps photo by Lance Cpl. James J. Vooris)

The Iraqi Honor Guard posts beside the new squadron sign after a ceremony in which the US Air Force presents three C-130’s to the Iraqi Air Force on Jan 14, 2005. This ceremony marks the reactivation of Iraqi Air Force Squadron 23 and takes place at Ali Base in Tallil, Iraq. USAF photo by U.S. Air Force Staff Sergeant Angelique Perez.

Staff Sgt. Saua Maiava, (left), with Charlie Battery, 2nd Battalion 11th Field Artillery, discusses plans for election security with Police Chief, Lt. Col. Osman Abdulla, (right) outside of the polling site in the village of Qarah Anjir, Iraq, on Jan. 22, 2005. (U.S. Army photo by Sgt. April L. Johnson) (Released), Official Photo by: SGT. APRIL L. JOHNSON, 55TH SIGNAL COMPANY, COMCAM , KIRKUK AIRBASE, SALAH Alabama-DEIN , Iraq

Builder 3rd Class Christopher Ravella, assigned to Naval Mobile Construction Battalion Seventeen (NMCB-17), works alongside Iraqi students enrolled in the Iraqi Construction Apprentice Program (ICAP), in the village of Shamar, Iraq, Jan. 5, 2005. ICAP provides valuable training in constructions trades for Iraqi civilians in carpentry, masonry, electrical wiring, and plumbing. (U.S. Navy photo by Chief Journalist Suzanne Speight)

The Iraqi Security Forces (ISF) located at Camp Hurricane Point, Iraq pass out election flyers to the local Iraqi people during a Vehicle Check Point (VCP) outside the town of Ar Ramadi, Iraq, on Jan. 18, 2005. 1st Marine Division is currently engaged in Security and Stabilization Operations (SASO) in the Al Anbar province of Iraq, in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. (U.S. Marine Corps. photo by Lance Cpl. Andrew D. Young)

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/27/2005 at 03:17 PM   
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Yet Another Hall Of Fame Update !

Only five more days to go in the voting. Make your vote count ....

1. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Individual)
-- Michael Moore is running away from John Kerry (or is it the other way around)

2. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Organization)
-- The United Nations is whupping the Democratic Party (prepare visual image #22)

3. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Country)
-- France surrenders (what a surprise)

4. Barking Moonbat Of The Year (Blog)
-- Democratic Underground and MoveOn.Org neck and neck (complete with brown rings)

5. Ronald Reagan Lifetime Achievement Award: Best Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- LGF has re-taken the lead over BMEWS (RATS! RATS! RATS!)

6. Richard Nixon Humanitarian Award: Best Humorous Conservative Blog Site Of The Year
-- BMEWS trouncing Frank J. (happy, happy, joy, joy!)

7. The DNC Disaster Relief Award: Who should the Democrats nominate for President in 2008?
-- The Large Flat Rock is reporting for duty (Granite/Marble appear to be winning ticket)

8. The RNC Final Tsunami Award: Who should the Republicans nominate for President in 2008?
-- Condi Rice ready to take charge (Barbara Boxer exiled to France)

9. The Rachel Corrie Bulldozer Award: The Liberal or Leftist Most Likely to Self-Destruct Next Year?
-- Michael Moore vs. Kofi Annan ("Oil for Food” vs. “Lies for Food")

Voting Ends at Midnight, February 1.

Here are the Current Poll Results (Thursday, 1:00pm).

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/27/2005 at 02:39 PM   
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Phone Sex ?

Porn star Jenna Jameson is selling her orgasm sounds for use as cellphone ringtones. Can you imagine sitting in church on Sunday morning and your mother calls to check on you, allowing the congregation to listen to Jenna instead of “Amazing Grace”? No? I have a hard time imagining it too. Praise the lord! It’s time for the Second Coming ....

Download it here.

Play it here:

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/27/2005 at 11:32 AM   
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Who Will Check This For Me?

I’m heading off to the range to sight in my SKS and to test fire my CZ-52.  Time is short but I found this that just HAD to be posted.

A guy in St Loius is threatening to kill himself because he is depressed.  He ran for mayor and lost.  He’s running again.  (who the hell would ever vote for anyone who is on the order of self-elimination?)

So, the mission is this:  who wants to check what his party affiliation is?

I say he’s a democrat.

Why?  He’s whining like a girly-man.  If he wants to end it, then DAMN IT!  END IT!  Don’t drag us into his own little personal hell.  He has multiple degrees from Ivy League schools and instructor at a college.  He’s also been a sex colunmist while a school board member (yep, just the right qualities I’d want in a school board member!)

So, who’s up to it?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/27/2005 at 08:05 AM   
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Take The SOBs Out Back And Shoot Them

These bastards don’t deserve to breathe any more of our air.

It’s bad enough we have an illegal immigrant problem.  Now you’ve got DMV employees just GIVING them permits for commercial OTR licenses.

By the way, both of the accused are Hispanic.  Who’s surprised? 

Better yet, instead of shooting them, take them to the Rio Grande, motor out to the center of the river, tie cement blocks to them and after making sure that the US side of the border is lined with other illegals, dump these pieces of shit overboard.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/27/2005 at 07:58 AM   
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Why I Don’t Donate To Charities

Sorry, but nowadays it is becoming incredibly difficult to control what many charities do with their money.  They get it and either fritter it away on perks or high salaries for its executives or, in cases like this, it ends up in the hands of terrorists.

Charity begins at home.  I’ll give locally.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/27/2005 at 07:04 AM   
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It’s Whitey’s Fault!!!

This is amazing.  To have such levels of ignorance so proudly on display takes me aback.

But, on the other hand, I consider the source and am no longer surprised.

I’ll tease you with this:

Almost half of all African-Americans believe that HIV, the virus that causes Aids, is man-made, more than a quarter believe it was produced in a government laboratory and one in eight think it was created and spread by the CIA, according to a study released by Rand Corporation and the University of Oregon.

And then let you go read the rest here.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/27/2005 at 07:00 AM   
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Shrillary In The News

Recall that a couple of days ago, the Hildabeast attempted to cloak herself in “moderate conservatism” by speaking out AGAINST abortion.  Yep, the same “moderate” who is on record as approving of late term abortions.

Those of us with more than a couple of fully operational brain cells know full well that a leopard can not change its spots and that this is nothing more than the famous “triangulation” efforts her asshole, disgraced, worthless piece of crap husband often did while in office to deprive Republicans of issues.

Ben Shapiro put it nicely when he said:

Forgive me while I retch.  Hillary’s bald-faced attempts at manipulating the religious in this country are as transparent as her ambitions.  This is a woman who respects the religious like Charles Manson respected the rich.

Ben has more about Shrillary here.

Given the above “alleged” move, can we expect the Hildabeast to publicly come out and denounce this?

Hint: don’t hold your breath.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/27/2005 at 06:58 AM   
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Why We Need To Hate The French

Why We Need To Hate The French

Fucking socialist pieces of crap.  That is all they are.

Now Chirac wants to impose a tax on financial transactions, airline tickets and fuel in order to raiase money to fight AIDS.

I have a suggestion:  let all the druggies and homosexuals butt-ram this bastard 24/7 for a month and then we can donate his ass to the scientific community.

Now THAT I would be willing to pay to take place.  Who’s with me?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/27/2005 at 06:51 AM   
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More Levity

There are two things Navy SEALS are always taught:

1.  Keep your priorities in order

2.  Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted:

“GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!”

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by.

“ I’m waiting God, if you’re real knock me off this platform!!!!”

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying,

“Here I am, God!!! I’m still waiting!!!”

His countdown got to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him full force in the face and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!

The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked:

“What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?”

“God was really busy protecting America’s soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!!!  So he sent me!!”

(thanks, Dave!)

P.S. Note to Barb:  find a SEAL in your class and apply liberally to the leftist moonbats in your campus!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/27/2005 at 06:39 AM   
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Thursday Levity

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.  The short story had to contain the following three things:

There was only one A+ paper in the entire class.  Below is the A+ short story:

Good God, I’m pregnant.  I wonder who did it?

(thanks, Ken!)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/27/2005 at 06:37 AM   
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Hypocrisy In The Media

OK, so maybe this story is a couple of days old.

But it sure makes you wonder where the hue and cry is from our leftist bastards in the media.  Hell, last week we had the Brits all in a snit because their troops were doing the “panties on the head” thing.

But let the Iraqis do it to themselves----and you can hear a pin drop in the media.

Must be like that hypocritical shit involving Blacks.  I can’t call them niggers but they can acll themselves that.  Nice double standard.

One last thing, seeing stuff like this should remind you of CNN’s confession of why they did not report a lot of the atrocities in Iraq for fear of getting kicked out and not being able to report what was going on.  Sorry, but if “atrocities” aren’t “newsworthy” then what sort of events are?

Then again, we ARE dealing with the Communist News Network.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/27/2005 at 06:28 AM   
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The Apocalypse

The end of civilization is near. How do I know? Man has finally decided to fuck up the only thing he invented that was worth a shit .... beer.

Approximately 3800 BC, a group of hip dudes in Sumeria (present-day Iraq, whose people are no longer allowed to drink beer) invented beer. The party lasted over 4000 years until Mohammed arrived and stole everyone’s coolers and beer steins. The torch was passed to the Germans who perfected the art of beer.

Now, the dopey Americans in St. Louis have decided to ruin beer forever.

The next meteorite is already targeted on the Anheuser-Busch breweries. God is displeased.

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/27/2005 at 02:50 AM   
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