Thursday - January 06, 2005

Time For A Public Execution

How many of you were aware that Madeleine Albright was recently in Dubai where she blasted the US and President Bush?

Remember, this bitch used to be our Secretary of State!

But of course, her comments went unnoticed and unreported by the MSM, co-conspirators in the “Hate The US” department.  This next quote should get your blood pressure up (wasn’t she a Czech refugee during WW2?  And a Jew at that?) so consider the parenthetical remarks when you read this:

She added that Islam is not in combat with democracy - that it is a universal goal for the human race.

ISLAM IS A UNIVERSAL GOAL FOR THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  This coming from a Jew.  From an American.  From a former secretary of state.  During a time of war.

She is deserving of the “C” word, should be brought up on charges of treason and summarily shot.

AAAARRGHH!  The madness is overtaking me.  I can’t control my fingers anymore.  HELP ME!!!  They are typing and I can not stop them.

***Cunt!!****

Aaaaahhh, there, it’s done!  I feel better now.  The madness is gone.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/06/2005 at 07:35 AM   
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I Report, You Decide

Should he get a ticket or not?  I think the cop was overzealous and could have cut him some slack and maybe just given him a warning.

What say you?

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/06/2005 at 07:31 AM   
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Where’s PETA?

Here’s one organization you won’t see PETA file lawsuits against because if they do then the enviro-wackos will come tearing down their doors.  But rich, New England democrats will use this as an excuse to keep wind farms from destroying their “views” off Long Island or Cape Cod.

Personally I think it is a wonderful example of the “law of unintended circumstance.”

Tree huggers are generally PETA lovers and Democrats so this must be causing them some serious cognitive dissonance., Maybe they’ll blow up, like those robots in the movies that violate the 3 laws of robotics.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/06/2005 at 07:28 AM   
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Time For A New Calendar System?

Hey, one advantage---with 364 days in it, you are guaranteed that the same date falls on the same day of the week--every year. No more new calendars.  Aunt Sarah’s birthday will ALWAYS be on Tuesday, the 17th of January, for example.

Of course, how we will reconcile al our other historical accomplishments with this new calendar will be a bit trickier.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/06/2005 at 07:26 AM   
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Time To Unwind A Bit

Little Rebecca comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Christmas.

“Since Christmas is for Christians and we’re Jewish,” she asks, “will God get mad at me for giving someone a Christmas card?”

Rebecca’s father thinks a bit, then says, “No, I don’t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Christmas card to?”

“Osama Bin Laden,” she says.

“Why Osama Bin Laden,” her father asks in shock?

“Well”, she says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a card, he might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent cards to Osama, he’d love everyone a lot. And then he’d start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.”

Her father’s heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.

“Rebecca, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard.”

“I know,” Rebecca says, “and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him and send him back to hell where he belongs.”

(thanks to Dick, Dick, Dick)

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/06/2005 at 07:24 AM   
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Gerbil Boy Speaks Up

Looks like Gerbil Boy thinks he’s the world’s spokesman when it comes to encouraging Palestinian terrorists to vote. I wonder who elected him?  Michael Fatass Moore?  The UN?

The Gerbil had no comment other than to gasp something about what a shitty life he had.

Debbie Schlussel takes him out behind the barn in her article calling him America’s Terrorist Gigolo.

One of the ragheads Gere is standing up with is Sheikh Taissir Rajab Al-Tamimi who said:

“Islam is escalating and cannot be resisted. I pray that Allah may tear apart America just as the Soviet Union was torn apart.”

He also once said:

“The Jews are destined to be persecuted, humiliated, and tortured forever, and it is a Muslim duty to see to it that they reap their due.  No petty arguments must be allowed to divide us.  Where Hitler failed, we must succeed.”’

And speaking of Arabs vs. Jews, it looks like Hitler had a cozy little agreement with some raghead Mufti Poofti prior to WW 2 indicating the Poofti had free reign to eradicate Jews.

This is really a great historical read about what happened in that part of the world and the involvement of the English, Hitler, and Arabs.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/06/2005 at 07:17 AM   
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How Generous!!

I find it disgusting that one of the richest countries in the mid-east, drowning in revenue from $42 a barrel oil sales only ponies up $30 million to help their fellow Muslims.  I forgot to mention, this amount is after they’ve TRIPLED (OOOOOH!) their original donation.

Of course, none of the ragheads in the affected countries would ever criticize them for their niggardliness but as soon as this is over you can be guaranteed the United States will be called imperialist oppressors for trying to “buy” peoples’ opinions with their large donations.

Fucking sheetheads.  The sooner they get wiped from the face of the planet, the better.

OBTW, making the Top 20 in most popular names is Mohammed.  Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you.  In England!!!!

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/06/2005 at 07:16 AM   
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You Tax Dollars At Work

Go ahead.  Eat like a pig.  Hell, eat like 10 pigs.

Get overweight.  Then get fat.  Then get obese.  Then morbidly obese.  Then get as big as a fucking house.

Soon you’ll have lots of health problems and need to have a crane lift your lard-ass out of your home.

You get admitted to a hospital, stay there for 8 months, get special operations and have ‘round the clock care.

Out of hospital you will get health aides at home and a doctor to check on you regularly.

All at our expense.  Hell, why not?  It’s not costing you anything.  You don’t work. You’re not a productive member of society.  You’re nothing but a leech, sucking us dry.

This shit pisses me off.  This guy had no self control and kept eating because he did not like how slowly he was losing weight whenever he went on a diet.

His gluttony and lack of self-control cost tax payers hundreds of thousands of dollars.

And you still think we should have nationalized health care?

One more thing, for years people have been going on all these goofy-assed diets to lose yet.  No fat.  No carbs.  No protein.  Yogurt only.  Piss-water and sugar (yeah, I made that one up.)

But, wonder of wonders, it took a shitload of doctors and probably millions in research grant (your money again) to recommend that “will power” can be the biggest factor in a person’s ability to lose weight.

Well, DUH!!  I could have told those asshats that.  I’ll add one more thing:  MODERATION!!!!  I weigh what I’ve weighed for years.  I eat sugars, fats, steaks, potatoes, bread, pasta, fruits and veggies. EVERY DAY. But in moderation.  He;;, a little exercise does not hurt either.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/06/2005 at 07:04 AM   
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I Wish I Had Written This

From our buddy over at Political Vice Squad we find out what makes a person “star” material for the MSM.  Apparently if you are a mover and shaker, Democrat and Black, yes.  If you are Republican and Jewish or Indian or Black while just as much a mover and shaker, you do not qualify.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/06/2005 at 06:39 AM   
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The List Gets Longer

I came “this” close (place thumb and forefinger about a hair’s width apart) to buying some office furniture at Staples.

Then I read this.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/06/2005 at 06:31 AM   
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   Wednesday - January 05, 2005

Everybody Panic !!

According to the leading climatologists and the National Weather Service, the middle of the US is going to be Ground-Zero for a Storm Of The Century this weekend as three monster storm systems collide.

Chicken Little has left the building. Everyone else please feel free to run and hide at your preferred undisclosed location.

     

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/05/2005 at 11:41 PM   
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Countdown

We’ve started a new countdown (see left top sidebar). One week to go to the BIG CELEBRATION. This blog will be one year old and will take off the diapers and remove the training wheels next Wednesday (January 12th) at 6:00pm (the date of our first post was January 12, 2004 6:21pm).

I’m saving “The Heavenly Poker Game, Act III” until then and there will be a few more surprises (I can’t tell ‘cause I’m under a gag order from the 9th Circuit Court). We will have several species of guests and maybe even an on-line cocktail party (on-line chat room) for the occasion. Come as you are. BYOB (Bring Your Own Boobies). Come join “The Annoying Dwarfish Nuisance”, the “Pigmaster”, the “Steel Turnip”, “MAJ Mick”, “Pepe Ze Woof”, the “Macker Truck” and the whole gang .... including El Supremo and yours truly (BMEWS SecWar - I’ll be the dashingly good-looking, handsome, debonair sophisticate maneuvering around the room and accepting praise and worship from everyone).

Be there or be without hair! Or be bear .... or aware. But if bare, then share.

Update I: The On-Line Chat Room (i.e., the Grand Ballroom of BMEWS) is all setup and ready to go - the party streamers are hung, the band is rehearsing, the punch is fermenting .. Countdown: T-minus 7 days and counting ....

Update II: El Supremo has declared that we will have a Photoshop Contest to celebrate the event. Stay tuned. The announcement will come tomorrow. Get your paint-drawing-kludge software ready. Prizes this time! Real prizes!

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Posted by The Skipper     on 01/05/2005 at 01:10 PM   
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What Say You?

A private catholic school admitted two 5 year olds whose parents were homosexual.  The school is coming under fire for doing so from a group saying the kids should not be admitted.  Their rationale?

“that the school limit its admissions to families who strictly adhere to Church doctrine. ”

If you agree with the group, explain how the school will justify kicking out every child whose mother takes birth control pills, whose father uses a condom, whose parents are divorced, whose spouse is not of the faith.  Better yet, how will the school find out this info without violating those parents’ civil rights?

After all, “strict adherence” is “strict adherence,” right?

What say you?

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/05/2005 at 07:54 AM   
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Around The World

You may remember a couple of weeks ago I mentioned a friend who cycled around the world.

Well, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel wrote a piece about him.

They did a nice job.  Check it out.

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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/05/2005 at 07:41 AM   
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