Thursday - December 02, 2004

What Say The Guys?  (OK, Ladies, too!)

Surely you all have heard about that Florida teacher that had sex with the 14 year old boy, right?  Back in July we took a poll.  See the results here.

Well, her lawyer is trying to say she was insane. Something about her being depressed at her sister’s death in 2001.  Somehow it is causing her to want to have sex with underage children, I guess.

Given that as a defense shouldn’t we be keeping an eye on the entire family in case they start having sex with young kids?  How about keeping a close eye on anyone who’s EVER lost a family member in an accident.  Hell, the potential for child abuse is incredible.

But enough of that.

This post has three purposes:

1.  to ask if you think she’ll get off

2.  to ask if a guy would get off using this defense had he had sex with a 14 year old girl

3.  to be a male chauvinist pig and expose you to some HOT photos of Ms. LaFave. Damn, where was she when I was growing up?  She’d have been MY “fave.”

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/02/2004 at 08:55 AM   
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A MUST READ

Check out Ann Coulter’s latest.YOWZAH!!  The woman is livid!

This one has to do with why the MSM is hell bent on minimizing Condi Rice but were orgasming all over themselves when Madeleine NOT-So BRIGHT was SecState.

Is it really all about brooches, high heels, and make up?

She tears into Richard Clark and Warren Christopher.

Vintage Coulter!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/02/2004 at 07:08 AM   
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The 12 Days of Christmas

Surely all of us have sung this song.  Many of you probably sing it several times every year during the Christmas season.

But did you ever think of how much it costs to buy all those items?

Here’s the latest.

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And…………The Media’s Point is?

The MSM liberal media is crying that our military is using psychological warfare against terrorists by passing out false and bad information via them.

They are fit to be tied and have their virtual knickers in a twist.

Even within the Pentagon there are those who agree and say things like:

“The movement of information has gone from the public affairs world to the psychological operations world,” one senior defense official said. “What’s at stake is the credibility of people in uniform.”

Now, I don’t know about you but our troops are not there to worry about their credibility.  They are there to kill the enemy and break lots of things.  The last thing they are concerned with is whether the terrorists will “respect them in the morning.”

Yet the media is hell-bent on making it seem that continued psy-ops will make the world hate us.  They cite this study which says:

“polling in the Arab world ... revealed widespread hatred of the United States throughout the Middle East. A poll taken in June by Zogby International revealed that 94% of Saudi Arabians had an “unfavorable” view of the United States, compared with 87% in April 2002. In Egypt, the second largest recipient of U.S. aid, 98% of respondents held an unfavorable view of the United States.”

My thought on this?  SCREW THOSE RAGHEADS!  Almost 100% of them already hate us.  What’s a few more percent?  Hell, we ought to go for perfection--100% hatred.  Then we can use that as rationale for nuking them into oblivion.

And who gives a crap what the rest of the world thinks about what we are doing?  We are dealing with an unscrupulous enemy who will do whatever it takes to win.  And no, this unscrupulous enemy is not the Iraqis and other terrorists we’re fighting.  It’s the MEDIA!!  That’s who I am talking about.

These fucking morons went around for months spreading lies about President Bush, never investigated the Swiftboat Veterans claims, kept going after the president’s National Guard records while never questioning Kerry’s.  They carried Kerry’s water for month and months.  They lied about what the administration was proposing.  They falsified documents and tried to pass them off as legitimate.

And they accuse the MILITARY of lying, of deception, of false reporting?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/02/2004 at 07:01 AM   
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PETA NEWS

First, we have news from this PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.)

In Australia we have these fucktards and moonbat forons protesting the Australian sheep business. They want the Ozzies to stop shipping live sheep to Muslim countries (where they are killed in rituals.) They also want farmers to stop a procedure used by farmers to minimize the sheep’s exposure to the blowfly which causes great pain to the animal in its maturity.

The Ozzies are not going down with out a fight though:

“The state’s agriculture minister, Kim Chance, was scornful of PETA, calling it “misguided.”

He also questioned its priorities, noting that tens of thousands of children were dying around the world as a result of problems that could be corrected, such as lack of access to clean water.”

BRAVO!!  Go get ‘em!!!

Not satisfied with just that, the Australian Veterinary Association:

“(a)ngered by the boycott call, ... has taken legal action against PETA, seeking an injunction under a code that bars secondary boycotts.”

To counter that, I bring you news from the “other” PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals.)

In a protest against the uproar that Brits seem to be in against fox hunting, performance artist Mark McGowan has eaten a fox.

Yep!  He ate a fox.  Roasted it and chowed it down.  YECH!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/02/2004 at 06:56 AM   
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Who Says The Economy Is Doing Badly?

When you have a restaurant open that serves only cereal so that you can show up in your ‘jammies early in the morning, I’d say our economy is doing quite well, thank you very much.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/02/2004 at 06:53 AM   
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Politically Correct Holidays (concluded)

Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is “Miracle on 34th Street.”
Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “It’s a Wonderful Life.”
Right-Wing Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “Die Hard.”

Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping.
Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen.

Republicans wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season.
Democrats do too, all year round.

Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards.
Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.

Democrats’ favorite Christmas carol is “Deck the Halls.”
Young Democrats’ favorite Christmas carol is “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”
Republicans’ favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.”
Young Republicans’ favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.”

Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree.
Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices.

Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.
On this, Republicans are in full agreement.

Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play “Cowboys and Indians.”
Democrats don’t either, as long as the Indians win.

Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.
Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/02/2004 at 06:19 AM   
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   Wednesday - December 01, 2004

How The Name Came About

On the first Xmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.

“Jesus Christ!” he yelled.

The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and said, “Now, Joseph, isn’t that a better name for the kid than Irving?”

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/01/2004 at 08:01 AM   
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Politically Correct Holidays

Republicans say “Merry Christmas!”
Democrats say “Happy Holidays!”

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army.
Democrats help the poor by giving $50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.
Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a “Bud.”

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog.
Democrats watch for “incredible TV offers” on late night television.

Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart.
So do Republicans, but they don’t admit it.

Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.

Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.
Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people’s lights.

(Stay tuned for more tomorrow!)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/01/2004 at 07:59 AM   
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Bored?

Feeling like you could have done better at that test I mentioned in this post?

Well, check out this site.

I just took a quick test.  I did better than average but, all in all, fairly poorly.  You can compete as a member of the US and results are tabulated such that you can see which state does better than others.

“New Mexico led the board followed by South Carolina and Idaho. South Dakota, Maine and Arkansas were last.”

This is a great idea for kids in school. I wonder how many teachers will use it? 

Have fun!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/01/2004 at 07:43 AM   
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Anarchist Money Grabbers?

Who can forget the pictures of the hundreds of thousands of people protesting against American policy and President Bush both here and in Canada just before the elections?

Didn’t you often wonder: “DAMN!  This is on a week day.  Where are all these people coming from?  Don’t they have jobs?  How did they get transported there because surely no city has THAT many people that look like these scumbagged, non-bathing, granola munching, dreadlock wearing, patchouli smelling, toe jam eating, yeast infected anarchist tree huggers.”

Well, the answer is simple: they were paid---to be transported, to be housed, to be fed, to protest.

Fast forward to a couple of days ago:  protests were planned against President Bush in Canada.  At one, 39 people showed up (and 42 journalists.)

There was even one protest where NOBODY showed up!!!

Why?  Again, the answer is simple:  George Soros, Michael Moore and other 527 group supporters took away their money and can’t pay these moonbats so they remain in their parents’ garages, attracting flies and other vermin.  It’s no wonder so many bloggers were saying that the protestors at one event looked familiar when seen at another event.  They were nothing but capitalistic anarchists, not caring what the protest was about but rather, wanting to get money for being assholes.  the fools in all this?  George Soros, Michael Moron and other rich leftists.

Go ahead.  Laugh your ass off.  This is great news!

Sadly, though, the press will never inquire as to “WHY” there were so few or “WHY” there were so many prior to the election.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/01/2004 at 07:27 AM   
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You Think Our Kids Are Stupid?

Not a day goes by when we don’t read about poor performing kids today.  How the school system is letting them down.  How teachers can’t teach.

Often we make these comparisons in relation to what we went through as kids.

But step back a bit and ask yourselves:  “if kids from the 1880s were around today, what would they say about OUR level of education?”

I got this from Kim duToit’s site a couple of days ago.  He said he struggled to get 50% correct.  I will not even tell you how poorly I did.

Go ahead, take the test yourself.

Yeah, yeah, I know.  If you were TAUGHT this material you’d do OK.  BUT WOULD YOU.  REALLY?  AT 11 YEARS OF AGE?!?!?!?!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/01/2004 at 07:26 AM   
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Another Agency That’s Outlived Its Usefulness

The past few days I’ve ranted and raved about how the UN needs to be abolished or how the ACLU needs to be shut down.

Well, here’s another one:  the National Endowment for the Arts (NEA)

What a useless piece of shit organization.  For the life of me I do not understand why we need to use taxpayer money to fund struggling artists.  Either their stuff is good enough that it merits attention on its own or the artists finds another job---like fry cook at McDonald’s (which, as far as I am concerned, is about the only things these morons are good for anyway.)

Think about all the bad art and statuary you’ve ever seen.  Almost all of it was paid for by taxpayer dollars.  You walk up to a public building and see a bunch of misshapen boulders arranged in the yard.  You think the quarry forgot those?  Nope!  Taxpayers probably paid $100,000 for some “artiste” to put them there and then write this three page thesis on what it represents (man’s inhumanity to rocks or some such shit.)

Read Bert Prelutsky’s view on the NEA. See if you don’t agree:

Almost every time you read about a community going berserk over an art exhibit that is either sheer pornography or re-creates the Christmas creche using animal blood and human excrement, you can rest assured it’s your tax dollars at work.

He goes on to describe how the taxpayers of Livermore, California got screwed by some dipshit artist who could not even spell.  To add insult to injury, they were stupid enough to pay her in full BEFORE she finished and then paid her MORE MONEY to come back and make corrections.

The point?  When it is other people’s money, few really care how it is spent and normal precautions like performance contracts, penalties for mistakes, etc. are never even introduced.

The NEA needs to be abolished.  I am tired of seeing shit and piss called “art” and doubly tired of having my taxpayer dollars responisble for it.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/01/2004 at 07:23 AM   
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How Stupid Can You Be?

Apparently, very stupid.

It’s because of people like this that medical marijuana is having difficulty getting traction.

Oh, and the girlfriend?  Just as stupid.

No word on what the mother thought about all this.  She was probably stoned, too!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/01/2004 at 07:21 AM   
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