Wednesday - December 29, 2004

When I Thought I’d Heard It All

Just when I thought I’d heard it all or that it was all made up, I realized I will never cease to be amazed!

I thought this was stuff of urban legends and great exaggerations but.................

Yesterday I took my mother shopping.  On the way home she told me about having seen this boy (about 8 years old or so) in the store talking on his cell phone to his mom about what kind of sugar she wanted him to get.

OK.  So far, plausible but irritating as hell.  Jesus Christ, is shopping so difficult the mere act of buying sugar is relegating to the cellular wavelengths to make sure it is done correctly?

Anyway, he was going in my mom’s direction anyway so she just followed behind him, looking for her own stuff. She turns the corner and who does she spot?  The kid.  Talking to his mother (in person this time!) He had been only two aisles over!!!

Good Christ almighty.  Has the world come to this point where kids are so damned lazy they can’t just walk to where their moms are and ask her the question?  I guess not.  They need to use a cell phone.  Go ahead, say it.

Go on, it’s OK.

Alright, I’ll say it for you.

“THAT’S WHY KIDS TODAY ARE GETTING SO FAT.  THE LITTLE FUCKS MAKE NO EFFORT TO GET EXERCISE!”

I can just imagine what goes on in their house:

MOM:  dialing phone.  Ring-ring.  Hi, Johnny, this is your mom.  Will you hurry up in the bathroom?  I need to use it.”

Johnny:  “Gimme a break, mom.  I just got in here.  Call Sally.  She’s in the bathroom downstairs.”

GRRRRR!!!!!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/29/2004 at 06:59 AM   
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Even More Tsunami News

Well, as far as I am concerned, Sri Lanka can go fornicate itself.  (Isn’t that where Arthur C. Clark lives?)

Well, anyway, back on topic......I’d not send another dime’s worth of aid to the shitheads in Sri Lanka after reading this.

Moonbats are everywhere, apparently.  And the readers at BMEWS have their radars out in full scan mode supplementing our massive dishes looking for these barkers since I also got this link from other loyal readers.

From the “you don’t mess with Mother Nature” department (we’ve all heard that expression, right?)

Well, read this to see how some people are entertaining the idea of triggering “smaller” earthquakes to keep big ones from starting.

I guess that’s like setting small fire to keep larger ones from developing?

I know you can pour lots of water on a fire and put it out but how the fuck do you stop an earthquake once it starts?

These people better leave well enough alone.  Mother Nature tends to be a vindictive bitch.

Our Blowjob EX-president (thank God that piece of shit is gone!) is now proposing ever larger bureaucracies be created to handle disaster relief efforts related to the recent earthquake and tsunami.  How typical of a socialist bastard like he is to say this.

I can’t help but suspect he wants to be nominated to the head of that post so he can be just like Kofi, his son, the French, the Germans, and the Russians---skimming money for his own benefit.

I don’t trust that piece of crap as far as I could throw him (and I probably couldn’t even pick him up so he’d not get thrown far at all!)

Where the hell are all the dead animals?  That’s what lots of folks want to know concerning the tsunami.  Lots of dead people are showing up stinking up the place but no critters.

Might it be that they are not dead at all but got out of dodge to save their asses?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/29/2004 at 06:52 AM   
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News Bytes

Sri Lanka wants help .... but not from Jews. Israel invited to send relief packages but no workers since Muslims might be offended.

The interim Palestinian leader says he wants to be just like Arafat. The good news just keeps on coming, don’t it?

The Washington Post thinks President Bush is being insensitive for not returning to Washington over the Asian disaster. Bill Clinton was, however, glad to be interviewed and immediately says “I feel their pain” which seemed to satisfy the Washington Post.

Susan Sontag is dead. The Liberal Establishment’s favorite muse kicks the bucket finally.

Navy SEALS are suing AP for publishing pictures of them that reveal their identity. AP should remember that SEALS are descended from demolition teams. Boom!

Posted by The Skipper     on 12/29/2004 at 06:41 AM   
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Zoom, Not Boom !

I had never thought that a lot of my tales involved things blowing up.

On second glance, I guess that’s so. But would you rather I tell you a story about how I discovered Marshmallow Cream?

Didn’t think so.

Now, I fished the Bering Sea for a decade. In the winter. Sun never came up. Inside the Arctic Circle mostly and more cold than you will ever know. EVER. Had frostbite twice. I have the scars to prove it.

Been overboard twice. Once at night and the other in broad ‘daylight’. Water temp is 32 or less, saltwater freezes at 28.

Nasty weather. Hey, those folks in the Indian Ocean getting hit by a 30 foot wave .... I can only laugh. I’ve seen thrice that.

Now there were good things about fishing.

I sometimes did a summer gig just to pay the bills on my beach front in OR.

There’s an emblem, embroidered, that says ‘I Skied the Bering Sea’. You could buy it out on the Aleutians and sew it to your jacket or whatever. Sort of a badge.

Insane concept huh?

Well, one June the sea went flat. Glassy. And we were all caught up with work and so it’s time for some fun.

Whales, BIG FUCKING WHALES were breaching and showing fluke all around.

Time to go ‘skiing’.

Now, I (one of my addressees is my little brother, he has also been there and done that. Hi Dan.), got to go skiing.

Here’s what you do. Take a 4 x 8 piece of 3/4 plywood with holes drilled to hold a tow rope and some handles.

Launch the skiff, small boat for you landlubbers, maybe 11 foot. And tie the ‘surfboard’ onto the skiff.

And go zoom.

Now, you can’t do this without some protection. Namely, a survival suit. The water’s so fucking cold that it’ll kill ya in minutes.

And off you go. Zooming around the whale flukes, BTW, those flukes are wider than the skiff is long, holding on for dear life. Falling off is a bad thing, because with a suit on it is next to impossible to get back on the board or in the skiff.

All the while wondering if some fucking whale is going to ... breach on ya.

Then, when you go to shore, you buy one of those emblems.

I skied the Bering Sea.

And the only boom involved was those flukes smacking the water.

Posted by The Skipper     on 12/29/2004 at 06:09 AM   
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   Tuesday - December 28, 2004

My Take On Tsunamis

OK, folks. Let’s end this discussion right here. People who live in lowlands close to the intersection of three major plates on the earth’s surface and right under the most recent major godawful seismic shift in world history (the one that occurred when India slammed into Asia and raised the Himalyas to a height of six miles) should know what they’re getting into. Life’s a bitch. Mother Nature is even worse. Pick your plot of land and deal with it.

As for those asswipe tourists who went there to play in the lascivious, loose atmosphere of Thailand - hey, don’t complain to me when the shit hits the fan. And for Arthur C. Clark (indicted pedophile and exiled from England who now resides in Sri Lanka - but writes excellent science fiction) .. tough shit, Art. Maybe God sent a message, OK.

I’m with Vilmar. Nobody will starve without food for three or four days. I’ve gone a whole week on a few occasions without any food. Water is another story .. but these people seem to have way too much water as it is nowadays.

Call me cold and heartless. Call em cruel. Call me anything BUT stupid enough to live where the shit hits the “nature fan” on a regular basis, OK?

Has anyone thought that just maybe this may be nature’s way of “thinning the herd” on a regular basis? What does an antelope herd do when a lion sneaks in and grabs one of them? They all kinda turn their heads, wander off away from the lion’s banquet and thank the antelope god that it wasn’t them. After all, lions gotta eat too and sooner or later Mother Earth’s just gotta rumble.  End of story.

Posted by The Skipper     on 12/28/2004 at 06:30 PM   
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Exaggerating to Create Panic?

OK, this earthquake thing is beginning to reach epic proportions of emotionality that will soon cause me to ignore it completely.

As if we don’t have enough reporters braying about how “awful,” how “catastrophic,” how “widespread,” and one thousand other adjectives to describe what happened all the time appealing to our emotions and tugging at our heartstrings about how “fully one third” were children, etc. we now have this piece of disengenous misinformation from a police chief in one of the hard-hit towns said this:

“If within three to four days relief does not arrive, there will be a starvation disaster that will cause mass deaths’’

Am I being too calloused here to have the audacioty to state that the human body can go far longer than 3 or 4 days without food and NOT starve to death?  Disease?  Yes!  Being shot by looters?  Yes!  Dying from starvation after three or four days?  HELL NO!!!

I guess someone had to say it. Might as well be the uncaring, cold-hearted Benevolent Dictator.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/28/2004 at 02:07 PM   
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Salute To The Jarheads

(-- thanks to Don R.)

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Tsunami Photos

Thanks to Larry who runs a blog called “An American Expat in Asia” we have these photos of the destruction caused by the tsunami.

Nasty stuff.

I wonder if that UN fucktard, Egeland, (see Allan’s post below) has ever been to Southreat Asia helping people after typhoons or other earthquakes?  Yeah, me too, I doubt it.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/28/2004 at 11:50 AM   
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Who Is Jan Egeland And Why Isn’t He Dead ?

This is Jan Egeland (pictured below). I got on his trail after reading Vilmar’s post below ("Tsunami News"). Mr. Egeland is the UN’s “Under-Secretary-General For Humanitarian Affairs”. In other words, he is Kofi Annin’s little bitch, bought and paid for. On top of that, he is a fugly moron whose dog wouldn’t even play with him if you tied a pork-chop around his neck. “Prune-face” is the first phrase that comes to mind, followed by “where’d he find that godawful tie?”.

Mr. Egeland is Norwegian. From Norway, the land of perpetual welfare and socialism. The land Muslims have been flocking to for the last decade or so since Norway liberalized all their welfare state laws to “give everyone a piece of the pie”. The land where crime rates have soared with the influx of Muslims who want a welfare check and who don’t have jobs but have plenty of spare time to practice hate crimes against Jews .. and Norwegians. Sort of “biting the hand that feeds you”, so to speak. But, hey! They’re Muslims so it must be OK, right? The Muslims are poor, downtrodden sufferers who have been held down and abused by the evil Western powers and the evil JOOS so we should extend our hand in friendship to them and throw lots of money at them, right? Even if they attack us, kill us and attempt to destroy Western society by being leeches .. we should try real hard to make friends with them, right?

That is the “party line” that Mr. Egeland and his “master” Kofi Annin want you to believe. Here is what Mr. Egeland had to say after the White House announced it was sending $15 million in aid to victims of the recent earthquake and tsunami in Southeast Asia ....

The Washington Times: December 28, 2004 - The Bush administration yesterday pledged $15 million to Asian nations hit by a tsunami that has killed more than 22,500 people, although the United Nations’ humanitarian-aid chief called the donation “stingy.”

“The United States, at the president’s direction, will be a leading partner in one of the most significant relief, rescue and recovery challenges that the world has ever known,” said White House deputy press secretary Trent Duffy.

But U.N. Undersecretary-General for Humanitarian Affairs Jan Egeland suggested that the United States and other Western nations were being “stingy” with relief funds, saying there would be more available if taxes were raised.

Did you get that last part? You stingy Westerners are bad people and your governments need to raise your taxes so we can throw more money at Third World nations. Why is Mr. Egeland still breathing after a remark like that. As they say in Texas, “some men are bad and some men commit crimes and some men just needed killing”. Egeland is a prime candidate for that last category in my book. Mr. Egeland was appointed to his current post in August, 2003 by Kofi Annin. Here is his curriculum vitae ....

Mr. Egeland has gained 25 years of active experience in humanitarian, human rights and peace work through the United Nations, the Norwegian Government, the Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement and other non-governmental and academic institutions.  He is currently Secretary General of the Norwegian Red Cross.  From 1999 to 2002, he was the Secretary-General’s Special Adviser on Colombia.

In other words, he has sucked off the UN’s tit for a quarter of a century, taking millions of dollars in salary for providing “expert advice”. For what? Giving advice. No getting the hands dirty for Mr. Egeland, no getting out in the sweaty swamps to distribute aid packages. No. Just provide advice. What arrogance! What gall! What a fucktard!

Mr. Egeland holds a Magister Artium in Political Science, University of Oslo.  He has been a Fulbright Scholar at the University of California, Berkeley and a fellow at the International Peace Research Institute, Oslo, and the Truman Institute for the Advancement for Peace, Jerusalem.  Mr. Egeland has been Chair of Amnesty International, Norway, and Vice-Chair of the International Executive Committee of Amnesty International.

Lemme see, a degree in political science (which is not a damned “science” by a long shot, by the way - it’s more like the “art of bullshitting people"), a “Fulbright Scholar at BERKELEY” (yeah, that explains a whole helluva lot, don’t it?), and finally, a card-carrying member of Amnesty International, the organization that thinks the USA is an evil force in the universe and Saddam Hussein’s Iraq was a “peace-loving civilized country”. Gag me, OK? And finally ....

He co-initiated and co-organized the Norwegian channel between Israel and the Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO) in 1992, which led to the Oslo Accord (Declaration of Principles) of September 1993.

He initiated the two Norwegian Emergency Preparedness Systems, which have provided more than 2,000 experts and humanitarian workers to international organizations.

Oh, please! I can’t stand it any more. This “genius” is the one who nursed the Oslo Peace Accords through and helped Yassir Arafuck get the Nobel Peace Prize (which is a another Norwegian product that deserves to be killed and buried in shit somewhere above the Arctic Circle - but that’s another story for another day). No, not only that - this foron has actually sent 2,000 “experts” out into the swamps and jungles to: (1) explain to cattle farmers in Ethiopa that cattle-farming in the middle of a desert is a really bad idea, or (2) explain to the Jews and Africans that the nice Arabs are entirely correct to practice racism and genocide by murdering Jews in Israel and Blacks in Darfur.

.... speaking of Darfur, let’s try this little exercise .. everyone do a Google search and see if you can find anything Mr. Egeland has said or done to help stop the suffering of Blacks in the Darfur region of Sudan who are being slaughtered by Muslim bandits and criminal “war parties” in the pay of the Sudanese government (which, by the way, is Muslim). Go ahead. Let me know when you find a reference to Mr. Egeland going to Sudan and serving as a human shield to stop the genocide, or sending some of his “experts” to do same, or even speaking out against the inhuman treatment of Africans by Muslims. Go ahead. I’ll be waiting right here for more information on this great humanitarian on the UN’s payroll who wants to raise your taxes.

Update: Now, Colin Powell is saying “please don’t call us bad names, Mr. Egeland - we promise to send more money”. Oh, please! I can’ take any more of this shit from Powell. Give him a bus ticket and send him on his way.

Posted by The Skipper     on 12/28/2004 at 10:04 AM   
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Where’s The UN Human Rights Commission?

And the ACLU?  When our soldiers put panties on the heads of Iraqi prisoners, you’d have thought it was the end of the world the way these barking moonbats worked their panties into a froth.

Now, Pakistan is threatening to kill 30 of their own soldiers for............................."INDISCIPLINE!"

My suggestion?  Let the Pakis run Guantanamo and our prisons in Iraq.  Given the track record of the aformnetioned two organizations I am certain we’d get shitloads of data from the prisoners after which the Pakis could kill them and save us the cost of room and board.

What say you?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/28/2004 at 07:15 AM   
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WAY TOO FUNNY!!!!

See how Martha prepares HER turkey for the holidays!

Oh, what the hell, speaking of cooking, go here.  Whip up a batch, be-atch!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/28/2004 at 07:14 AM   
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Tsunami News

This is nothing more than pure, unmitigated gall.

From the organization that had no qualms about stealing billions of dollars from starving and sick Iraqis, we have one of their spokesassholes accuse the US of being “stingy” supporting the victims of the tsunami.

Maybe that piece of shit should go ask Kofi Annan and his son to contribute some of the millions THEY stole!  Or the Frogs, Reds or Krauts.

And speaking of moonbats in general, the enviro-weenies are out in force again.  And are you ready for this?

The tsunamis were caused by global warming! Thanks to the asshats at Reuters, this sort of garbage gets more and more coverage.

Please, please, why can’t we kill these pieces of shit on sight?

Lastly , reports are coming in saying the earthquake responsible for the tsunami (as opposed to global warming) actually shook up our own blue ball’s orbit!

Whole islands got shifted over 50 feet and a tip of Sumatra is claimed to have moved over 100 feet!

That’s a whole lotta shakin’!!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/28/2004 at 07:11 AM   
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The Push For Secularism

I don’t necessarily agree with everything Vox Day says but the guy is worth reading all the time anyway.  Check out his latest article, “Sprinting Toward Gehenna.”

Snippets:

One wonders why so many Jews in the media elite wish to see America move toward a more perfectly secular society, considering that they will doubtless be the first to be victimized should they ever get their wish.

Now that sex-selection technology is on the verge of widespread availability, abortionettes are appalled at the notion that a disproportionate number of unborn baby girls will be slaughtered. There is a silver lining in this, though, as we’ll likely be inflicted with far fewer abortionettes in the future.

The secular vision is ultimately a collective death cult, lethal on both a personal and a societal level that makes Kali look like a fecund fertility goddess by comparison.

Go on.  Go read the rest.  It is brilliant!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 12/28/2004 at 07:09 AM   
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Guess Who?????

Who has either said or claimed to do the following:

--challenge election results in court (even after his opponent’s lead is secure)
--claims that there were violations of the constitution in the voting process
--alleges violations of human rights in a disenfranchisement process
--he, along with his party, claims a distrust of the Supreme Court in these matters
--his party hacks claim allegations of multiple voting and violations in voter lists.

Al Gore?

John Fucking Kerry? (did you know he served in Vietnam?)

John, Breck Gil” Edwards?

Jesse “Shithead” Jackson?

NOPE!! It was Viktor Yanukovych, the loser in the most recent Ukrainian election. His party is backed by communists in Russia.

Hmmmm, not much of a difference between him and the fucktards in our own “DEMOCRATIC” party, eh?

His opponent and clear winner, Viktor Yushenko wants to move the Ukraine further westward rather than continue to be totally socialist. And, oh by the way, he’s also married to a woman who worked for Reagan and Bush One. Maybe THAT’S the reason Yanukovych and his lap-dogs are all pissed off.

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