Wednesday - November 24, 2004

Mad Cow?

America was on on edge for a few days wondering if they’d ever be able to safely eat cow again.

Another scare.

Another couple of weeks doing testing.

Panic about to ensue on Wall St. if the results came back positive.

But they did not.

However, the bovine community knows this is not the case.  They KNOW mad cows exist:

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/24/2004 at 07:32 AM   
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Disgusting.  Disturbing.  Sick.  Perverted.

They should take this woman out back behind a building right now and shoot her.  Then shoot her again.  And again.  And again.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/24/2004 at 07:30 AM   
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‘Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving

Since many of you probably won’t hit the site tomorrow, here’s a little something for you.

From both of us at BMEWS, we hope you have a great Thanksgiving!

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULD’NT SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL MY MIGHT

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE REFRIG, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND ROUND
‘TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES…
HAPPY EATING TO ALL PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES’N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF YOUR THIGHS.

(thanks to Joanny!)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/24/2004 at 07:00 AM   
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Gobble-Gobble ..

_{Clay Bennett, The Christian Science Monitor}

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/24/2004 at 04:03 AM   
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   Tuesday - November 23, 2004

An Irish Farewell ….

It’s over, at last. He’s gone and here is my farewell song .....

Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer’s gone, and all the flowers are dying
‘Tis you, ‘tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer’s in the meadow
Or when the valley’s hushed and white with snow
‘Tis I’ll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You’ll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an “Ave” there for me.

And I shall hear, tho’ soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you’ll not fail to tell me that you love me
I’ll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

I’ll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/23/2004 at 03:20 PM   
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He’s Outta Here!

Dan Blather is going away. Good.

This one is all yours.  Comment away.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/23/2004 at 03:14 PM   
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NEWS FLASH!!  NEWS FLASH!!  NEWS FLASH!!

In a shocking development, we here at BMEWS have just learned that Yassir Arafat continues to be in stable condition after his death in a French Hospital.

From the expression on his face, we’d say Yassir is just as shocked as we are.

No word yet on the 72 virgins although we’ve been told the angels in Islamic Heaven are having trouble locating 72 virgin sheep, goats or camels.  Seems they’ve all been violated by devout terrorists.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/23/2004 at 07:19 AM   
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Moonbat Foreigners In The News

I used to think we had the dumbest criminals but this story makes me think the “stupid” gene is something we do not have the sole proprietorship of.

You are an Iranian woman.  You are 27 years old and one of three wives married to a 67 year old goat molester.  You decide to splurge and buy a pair of expensive shoes.  The other two wives get pissed off at you.  The three of you argue about it and to solve the problem ALL THREE of you decide to commit suicide.

You fail.

Because of your failure our gene pool remains polluted.

Right next door, in Saudi Arabia, at a wedding party the bride has her picture taken by a guest with a cell phone camera. 

The bride goes ballistic, beats up the women and smashes her phone to smithereens.

She is praised for her “vigilance.”

Damn!  Where’s that chlorine when you need it most?

Do not get any ideas about going to Thailand to stay at someone’s home and then use an ATM to rip him off

Two teenage boys did this and the owner was so outraged he took out his trusty knife and cut off their tally-whackers.

He then threw them in a ditch.

Those boys will probably not pass on their genes.  Could be a good thing.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/23/2004 at 06:49 AM   
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Cavity Searches, Anyone?

How long before cavity searches become the norm for the TSA?

Right now, though, I’d be paying REALLY close attention to the numbers of people they “frisk.” Plus, I’d be getting pictures and profiles of these people.

If they turn out to be young, pretty women, I’d say we have a problem on our hands.  Then again, if they get away with it, I may apply to work with them!  (bwah ha ha ha!)

On the downside, having to frisk SOME people.........well, I won’t go there!  I’ll leave it to your imaginations!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/23/2004 at 06:32 AM   
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Political Correctness Gone Amuck

The tree huggers in San Francisco are on the warpath.

What a bunch of assholes! 

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/23/2004 at 06:30 AM   
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Good News, Bad News, More Good News

On Saturday I put up this little post about the UN and a non-confidence vote about to take place.

I have good news. The UN employees voted and passed a no-confidence vote against Kofi Annan for:

“stonewalling independent investigations into the Oil-for-Food scandal; for failing to provide adequate security to U.N. staff in Iraq last year, and failing to hold accountable those who were in charge of Iraq security operations; and for pardoning Dileep Nair, the U.N.’s top oversight official, who U.N. employees accused of sexual harassment and violating U.N. rules governing employment practices.  After all, if Kofi Annan’s own employees can’t trust him, why should the American people?”

The bad news?  Whereas these people want this moonbat assclown out they are not averse to replacing him with:

“a more charismatic, high-profile figure before his second term lapses in 2008. One of the names frequently mentioned is former President Bill Clinton.”

But I can not allow this to end on a bad note.  The conservative group, Move America Forward is running an ad on TV in an attempt to boot the UN out of the US because:

“The U.N. has become an apologist and defender of terrorist organizations and their agents.  Billions of dollars intended for humanitarian aid instead went to pay the families of Palestinian terrorists, and to buy weapons for Iraq-based terrorists. Millions more went to bribe journalists and officials in countries opposing Operation Iraqi Freedom, like France, Germany and Russia, the most vocal critics of the war. What a coincidence.”

Well, hell’s bells.  I’ve been saying that for the longest time!

Let’s hope they are successful.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/23/2004 at 06:24 AM   
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Meanwhile The Media Is Still Asleep

Surely you folks have heard of this, right?  Our troops have discovered about 20 sites in the Fallujah area where torture and killings were done by raghead terrorists.

According to the military:

“(I)n addition to numerous weapons caches, troops clearing the city after a major U.S.-led offensive had found rooms containing knives and black hoods, “many of them blood-covered.  (O)ne room had “handprints on the walls and along the sides of the walls ... There was blood covering the entire wall and along the floorboard area (where) troops had found signs of “torture, murder, very gruesome sights.”

Meanwhile the media is asleep and does not seem to think this is a story.  After all, it makes the military look good and we can’t have that, can we?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/23/2004 at 06:23 AM   
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What The Media Finds Important

For days now we keep hearing about that Marine who whacked that wounded terrorist piece of shit.

The media wants us to think we are abhorrent and cruel creatures for killing an wounded man (I am still waiting for the media to get all over Kerry for shooting that kid in the back during the Vietnam War, too, but I am not holding my breath for that to occur.)

Our Marine fired in the heat of battle for fear of getting shot as some of his buddies have been.  OBTW, this is the same Marine who the day before this incident was, himself, shot in the face.

Yet for all that hullabaloo and glorifying of the pacifist, anti-war pinko freak who recorded those scenes little is being said about this story where Marines shot and killed another infidel piece of shit raghead camel fucker who was faking his death and then attempted to engage the marines.

Yep, once again, if it’s bad for our military, run the piss out of the story.  But if our guys are doing the right thing---ignore it.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/23/2004 at 06:19 AM   
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   Monday - November 22, 2004

As Time Goes By ….

Ahhh, the good old days. Used to be you could only get watches like this from a guy named Louie in an alley just off 42nd street in New York. Louie had a fine collection in his raincoat. Now, you can buy these “Rolex” watches straight off the internet. Now THAT’S progress. And these guys must be reputable ‘cause they’ve been “On Line Since 1999”. Mheh-heh ..

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/22/2004 at 08:20 PM   
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