Thursday - November 04, 2004

Simple Math

Two plus two equals FOUR MORE YEARS!

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/04/2004 at 07:20 AM   
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Happy Stuff

Our allies are coming out and thanking us for re-electing Bush.

American allies in Asia hailed the re-election of President Bush as a victory for the global war on terror and expressed hope his second term would help defuse nuclear tensions on the Korean Peninsula.

Pakistan, Australia, Japan, Indonesia, South Korea, Australia and the Philippines all offered congrats.

The whiney European bastards (who we should NEVER forgive) made noises about how we need to bridge differences.  I say we can begin that process when they get on their knees and ask our forgiveness for their stupid actions the past three years.  Then they can all agree to forgive Iraq’s debt, agree to provide soldiers to defend the Iraqi people against terrorists, and agree to return all the money they looted from the Iraqis.  When they are done with that their women can stay on their knees and give us all blow jobs while they’re at it.  Ladies, I’ll let you decide what you’d like European men to do for you.

One raghead shopkeeper had this to say:

“I fear he (Bush) will take actions that could cause the relationship between Muslims and the West to worsen. This will make the world a more dangerous place”

Speaking of “cowboys and muslims” maybe we need to start playing that game on college campuses.

Now here’s a guy that understands what’s going on.  Our pal, Pooty-Poot!!

I know I am very happy to see this and am sure many of you are, too!

A nice summary of some new faces in the Congress and another of the reasons why I am so happy and wearing a shit-eating grin just thinking about our victory!  (Just skip over the Democrats!)

Here’s Peggy Noonan’s take on the victory.  She wants us to savor it.  Some tasty bits:

Savor: George W. Bush is the first president to win more than 50% of the popular vote since 1988. (Bill Clinton failed to twice; Mr. Bush failed to last time and fell short of a plurality by half a million.) The president received more than 59 million votes, breaking Ronald Reagan’s old record of 54.5 million. Mr. Bush increased his personal percentages in almost every state in the union. He carried the Catholic vote and won 42% of the Hispanic vote and 24% of the Jewish vote (up from 19% in 2000.)

Savor: The Democrats have lost their leader in the Senate, Tom Daschle.

Savor: The elites of Old Europe are depressed.

Savor: George Soros cannot buy a presidential election.

Savor: “Volunteers” who are bought and paid for cannot beat volunteers who come from the neighborhood, church, workplace and reading group.

Savor: A ragtag band of more than a million Republican volunteers who fought like Washington’s troops at Valley Forge beat the paid Hessians of King George III’s army.

Read the rest of her article. Please.  You will not regret it.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/04/2004 at 07:19 AM   
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ARAFAT UPDATE!!

Just heard that Ara-Fuck has slipped into a coma!

I say the scumbag dies today.  And the Jews should begin the bombings tomorrow!!

Who’s with me?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/04/2004 at 06:57 AM   
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S.H.I.T. Humor

From the Late Nights:

Leno:

--- Wow. What a crowd! You sound like Hillary Clinton when she heard John Kerry had lost.

----This hasn’t been a good 24 hours for you if you’re a gay John Kerry supporter who planned to get married this weekend.

--- Did you see Cheney on the news? He was so happy he was yelling out his hotel window, “I’ve got a lesbian daughter.”

--- John Kerry would’ve conceded earlier today, but he had to meet with the French, Germans and Russians first. Get their feelings on the whole situation.

--- It was a very good concession speech. John Kerry said he’d like to wrap us up in his arms, and give us each a big hug. Great. Now, he starts campaigning like Bill Clinton…maybe if he’d done that in the beginning.

--- Kerry didn’t take it too good this morning. I understand he was so upset last night he tossed and turned all night in his tanning bed.

--- You got to feel a little sorry for Kerry. Not only did he lose the presidency, but he was really looking forward to having Teresa Heinz move into one of HIS houses for a change.

--- Teresa was so upset about the results that I heard she raised the price of ketchup to $50 a barrel.

--- Let me tell you something President Bush was sweating this one too because he knew if Kerry had been elected president, he probably order Bush to go to Iraq to make up the rest of his National Guard service.

--- God bless him. Ralph Nader has still not conceded. There are still some absentee ballots coming in from Jupiter and Mars. It takes three light years to get here.

--- Bill Clinton’s presidential library will be opening next month. A spokesman said Mr. Clinton wants the building to be an interactive center for young Americans. Kind of like his oval office was.

From Letterman:

--- Dick Cheney was happy today. He was so happy he was using his happy sneer.

--- In fact he was so happy he made an appearance and announced he had a gay daughter!

--- Now that John Kerry won’t be president he can go back to being a senator, windsurfing and being a billionaire.

--- The bad thing is that John Kerry was looking forward to being president for one reason – spending less time with his wife.

--- Here’s an important message for Ohio. Please remember to have the crooked voting machines returned back to Florida by Friday.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/04/2004 at 06:56 AM   
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Doing The World A Favor

I listened to NPR this morning (yep, it’s a daily ritual I undergo, sort of a self flagellation exercise to purify me for the insanity of the day ahead) and it seemed like it was nothing more than a cry-in.  Democrats all whiny and moaning about how we are so mean and need to work harder to understand them.

Hey, Dems, what part of “FUCK OFF AND DIE” don’t you understand, assholes?  When you can start behaving like responsible adults, getting good jobs, not being a burden on the economy, not expecting the government to be your mommy, etc. THEN we can talk.

Meanwhile, if things get really bad for you, if you feel like no one understands your plight go to this site and do the world a favor!

I thank you.  My conservative friends thank you. And any kids you leave behind will thank you for not polluting their little minds with your tripe.

(link thanks to Steel)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/04/2004 at 06:18 AM   
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Bi-Partisan Cooperation

For the next four years all we will hear from the assholes on the left is that we need to do a better job of “reaching out” or that we need to engage in more “bi-partisan behavior” or that we need to “communicate better” with one another.

To that end, courtesy of my friend DickDickDick, I offer this as a possible solution, a bumper sticker for BOTH political parties!  It should become the hottest selling bumper sticker and comes from New York State.  It says:

“RUN HILLARY RUN!!”

Democrats put it on the rear bumper.

Republicans put it on the front bumper.

Now, who says we can’t agree on a message?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/04/2004 at 06:08 AM   
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   Wednesday - November 03, 2004

A Message From The Chief

I just received this e-mail from President Bush. I’m sure all the Bush/Cheney campaign Team Leaders received this as well. I want to personally pass this along to all of you and to extend my thanks to every one of you great people who helped us re-elect President George W. Bush. You have all done me proud and I thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I’m sure Vilmar joins me in this. He will probably tell you so tomorrow. For now, the poor little fellow is collapsed from exhaustion and sacked out after working all day at the polls Tuesday. I thank him for the effort he has put into this blog. It has taken a great effort from both of us to get to this point and Vilmar has carried more than his share of the load. He has been tireless in his efforts and I appreciate him and his work more than words can tell.

We’ve come a long way since this blog started in January. Our first month saw 600 visitors. We saw that many before 9:00am today. In fact we broke our single-day record today with over 1800 unique visitors today alone. In October we had over 34,000 unique visitors. The conservative movement is growing in this country and we are proud to be a part of it. We owe it all to you. Vilmar and I want to simply say .... thank you, thank you, thank you.

And now, I’ll shut up and let the Commander In Chief talk ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/03/2004 at 11:56 PM   
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A Special Election Night Moment

For those who may have missed it, at 3:21am Wednesday morning this exchange took place between Leslie Stahl and Dan Rather during CBS News coverage of the election ....

STAHL: Well, it’s unique, and I don’t know about you, Dan, but it makes me despair, because it’s up in the air. It’s unsettled. I know we all talked about this before we started getting returns. What we all prayed for was a decision that was final, that we could go to the American people and say this is it. Anything that’s left uncertain like this is sure to create more turmoil, it’s just not healthy for our system. It’s not a good thing that we are sitting here telling the American people. We can’t help it, but we want to see healing, and this is not conducive to that, it doesn’t seem to me.

RATHER: Let me say something to you personally. Don’t despair. Despair is not in the American character. The country will be all right whatever happens here, however long it takes to square it away, and I understand you’re saying the heartache we’re going to have to go through, but we’re a big continental country, so don’t despair. Not in our character. We’re optimists by experience and by nature here in this country, so however it turns out, we’re going to be OK.

Well, isn’t that just SPECIAL? Full coverage of Rather’s election night meltdown is here.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/03/2004 at 10:37 PM   
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Late Night News

Arafat’s condition takes a turn for the worse. Just DIE, Damn You!

All of a sudden, Jacques Chirac wants to be Bush’s friend. Memo to Chirac: Fuckez-Vous!

Canada tells whining Liberals in US not to bother heading north. They say they are already over quota for Moonbats and bad beer.

Osama bin Laden is accusing President Bush of pushing the US into a quagmire in Iraq. Wait a minute! That was Kerry’s line. Write your own stuff, Osama.

Another spammer goes to jail .... for NINE YEARS. Not enough, your honor. Make it ninety-nine years and a day. Hehe ....

And finally, could you give birth to a child and then take your intravenous drip and bad hospital gown to the polls and vote less than an hour later? Don’t tell this woman about your problems voting yesterday. She’s a real trooper!

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/03/2004 at 09:59 PM   
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Three Kinds Of People In This World

From the movie ”Team America: World Police” ....

“There are three kinds of people in the world: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies don’t like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don’t know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don’t let us fuck this asshole we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.”

(-- thanks to Steve C.)

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/03/2004 at 09:15 PM   
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Who’s In The White House?

I’ll tell you. Just click here and turn the volume up LOUD (requires Real Player).

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/03/2004 at 09:01 PM   
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Another Message

To George Soros, who is now whining about Fuckface’s loss, I also have a few words for you:

FUCKOFF AND DIE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT FOREIGNER!  May the fleas of a thousand camels crawl up your butt and cause you to scoot along the floor dragging its ass like one of those dogs with a worms its trying to get rid of.

Thanks for the use of your money in improving our economy.  FORON!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/03/2004 at 05:11 PM   
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Bush’s Victory Speech

Translation:

“Fuck you and the Liberal horse you rode in on you pansy-assed sumbitch! Now shut the fuck up while I go kill me some raghead bastards. And tell Hillary to fuggedaboutit. We’re running Giuliani/Rice in 2008! Now, go have a miserable day you ignorant fuckface!”

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/03/2004 at 02:55 PM   
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THE F**KING MEDIA STILL DOES NOT GET IT!!

Check out these two headlines and articles and pay attention to the wording.

“Accidental president” sets down stakes for second term.

Criticizing him to the very end they grudgingly admit he got a huge percentage of the vote, something Bill “Suck My Dick” Clinton never did.

Oh how badly those media bastards wanted chaos so as to blame the President for not making voting a smooth process.  Here’s the headline:

Bush’s Florida victory deals a number of surprises, including lack of chaos

Right now NPR is almost weeping as they announce what a sad time it must be for Fuckface and The Breck Girl.  It sickens me.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/03/2004 at 02:15 PM   
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