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calendar   Friday - November 05, 2004

Electoral College

Surely many of you have friends who are constantly whining about the electoral college.  Hell, for all I know, you may be one of those brainwashed into thinking that it is an outmoded idea.

The reason we need to keep it is plainly evident in this picture:

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Take a look at the blue areas.  If we had elections based on popular vote do you REALLY want those TINY little blue areas (where most of our population is centered) to be telling the rest of this country what to do?

You may hear the surrender monkeys and other malcontents bemoaning the fact that our system is out of date and then go on to suggest we adopt something similar to theirs.  The difference is that in those countries population densities are much higher than ours.  Plus they are fuckhead foreigners again attempting to stick their noses into our business and attempting to “convert” us to a one-world thinking power.

Don’t be lulled by their siren song.  Our founders were incredibly brilliant.  We should not mess with a good thing.

What we need to be doing is looking at this map and think of the blue areas as a cancer we need to either heal or cut out.  By now you should know what my choice would be!  BWAH HA HA HA!!!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/05/2004 at 06:14 AM   
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GOD HELP US!!!

The talk is already circulating about the Hildabeast’s run in 2008.

Take a good look at those picture.

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WARNING!!  GROSS MENTAL PICTURES ABOUT TO BE PAINTED!!!!

Those lips cause me to think of one of two things: an inside out asshole ---OR--- something out of one of my worst nightmares. That being, imagine THAT FACE slinking over to you in the middle of the night to “hot you up” because she’s in the mood and wantsto do the nasty.

YIKES!!!!!  SAVE ME!!!!  (runs screaming from the room)


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/05/2004 at 06:05 AM   
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International News

The French can’t understand why we voted for Bush. We can’t understand how so many millions of stinky surrender monkeys have never been able to win ONE war. 

Oooooh, wait a minute.  I think I get it: 

They are jealous.

They are filled with envy at no longer being the culture of choice.

They are cowards.

They fear strength and like those dogs that when confronted with a bigger, meaner, stronger dog go around with ears down, head in a submissive posture, rolling onto their backs, tailed tucked in and pee running down their legs, they hope no one will rip their stinking necks off.

They are weaklings.

It all makes sense now.


You know this has to ruffle some feathers. 

Remember that British rag of a paper that tried to influence the vote of one of Ohio’s counties?  That county basically told that paper to go fuck itself.  They voted for Bush!

Take THAT you arrogants sons of bitches.  Don’t screw around with American voters!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/05/2004 at 05:54 AM   
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What Will Replace Voter Polling

They say you should ALWAYS follow the money.

I agree.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/05/2004 at 05:51 AM   
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BRAVO!! BRAVO!!

The citizens of Arizona are mighty pissed off at the Feds doing nothing about illegals so they are making their own laws.

And all I can say is, “It’s about time!”

I like the fact that they have a provision for fining government workers who fail to report illegal use of government programs by illegals!

It’s time we start kicking these leeches out of this country.  And don’t give me any shit about them doing jobs we don’t want to do.  We kick their asses out, keep them out (shooting them if need be) and those businesses relying on this forced labor trade will then be obligated to pay more money to its workers.  And, NO! Prices WILL NOT skyrocket!  You know why?  Because as soon as labor costs go up, guess what American industry will do?

Come on.  Think a little bit.

They’ll be forced to find better ways to do the job.  Or we may be forced to accept vegetables and fruit that aren’t perfect.

But change will come and we will be better for it.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/05/2004 at 05:43 AM   
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Hate Our Educational System?

Do you hate our current school system?

Well, if you are a pilot in the ANG and you don’t like what the socialist teachers are doing to brainwash your children, hop in your F-16 and strafe the school.

That ought to make them sit up and take notice!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/05/2004 at 05:41 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - November 04, 2004

It’s Never Too Early To Start

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/04/2004 at 06:50 PM   
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Weekend Update With Chevy Chase

image“This breaking news just in .... asshole paleswinian terrorist Yassir Arafat is still brain dead!”


It’s true!


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/04/2004 at 06:08 PM   
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I LOVE IT!

Check it out:  Bush wins re-election and the market is up 270 points in 2 days!

Go, George, Go!!!!  Go, George, Go!!!!  Go, George, Go!!!!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/04/2004 at 03:40 PM   
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Raise Your Hands If You Surprised To Read This

The loser newspapers that endorsed Fuckface are now coming out saying President Bush should reach out to democrats and the rest of the world.

OK, who’s surprised?  They can’t choose the right guy and once they lose they think we have an obligation to go around trying to make nice with the insolent fucks who thumb their noses at us.  They want us to make nice with the people that lied about what we plan to do; that scare our elderly into thinking we are taking their social security; that stole our signs; that injured our volunteers; that burned swastikas in our yards; that fraudulently tried to get dead and non-existent people to vote.  (I could go on and on but you get the picture.)

To those newspapers and other media whores out there:  FUCK YOU! You want to reach out?  I got something you can reach out for------those HUGE turds coming out of our elephant’s ass about to smother your donkey.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/04/2004 at 02:17 PM   
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The Death Watch

I know you all are burning candles and saying prayers for that heathen sumbitch in a French hospital. Or maybe not. Personally, I hope he dies a miserable, slow death in a great deal of pain. I’m keeping an eye out for the announcement any minute now. This will only add to the other great news this week.

Have any of you wondered why Arafuck is in a French hospital? Let me tell you why. For years the world has poured hundreds of millions of dollars in refugee aid into “Palestine”. This includes the United States. The money was intended to be spent to build up infrastructure and things like .... hospitals! Unfortunately, Arafuck and his goons siphoned off the money into their swiss bank accounts and the “palestinians” got nothing. No infrastructure, no hospitals, no decent police force or fire brigades, no decent housing, no nothing. It all went to line Arafuck’s pockets.

Now he is dying and there is nowhere in “Palestine” that he can receive treatment. So the French decide to kiss his butt and offer him treatment. Treatment he could have gotten in “palestine” if he hadn’t been such a greedy SOB. Now he is going to die and all that money will do him no good whatsoever. He is about to find that out when he comes face to face with God who will probably remind him of what the Apostle Paul said in Galations 6:7-9 ....

“Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will reap. For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life. And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart”

And then send him straight to hell .... without any “virgins”. So it is written, so let it be done.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/04/2004 at 01:34 PM   
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Had To Share This

Turned on NPR (best reception) to listen to President Bush’s announcement just now and the liberal fawners over there are making noises about President Bush possibly appointing a DEMOCRAT to one of the expected vacant cabinet posts.  They sounded orgasmic while saying this, too.  Of course, Mara Liason (or however you spell her name) was saying Bush had no mandate and that his percentages were not that big.

Then 11:06 rolls around (one minute past 11:05, the scheduled time) and right away they start whining, “For a White House that prides itself in being on time, it looks like we’re not ready” (or something to that effect.)

FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/04/2004 at 11:10 AM   
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GLOAT!! YES, DO IT!!  GLOAT!!!

Late yesterday afternoon AlanS and I had one of those “moments” when people exclaim “great minds think alike” (and I add, “and fools seldom differ") I called a local friend and mentioned we should all get together at a restaurant and go celebrate---and gloat.  She informed me she’d also just been contacted by AlanS proposing the same idea.  So I called him and we set the thing in motion.  We called a bunch of folks and also asked them to wear T-shirts, stickers, buttons, etc. to proudly announce we were Bush fans.

About 16 people showed up and we had us a grand time.  The restaurant had some TVs set to different channels and whenever Fuckface or The Breck Girl or Betty Castor showed up, we’d make an “L” with our fingers, put them up against our foreheads and yelled, “LOSER!!!” (A side note:  did you know that Betty Castor’s last name, in Portuguese, means “Beaver?” Betty Beaver.  Has a nice ring to it, eh?)

When The Prez or his wife or Mel Martinez or Dick Cheney were shown we’d yell, “WINNER!”

Suddenly it dawned on me that we needed something “digitally” similar for Dubya.  I made two “Vs for victory” and put them together, like this:.

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Then it also struck me that it had multiple meanings:  W for the Prez; W for winner; and added up they are four fingers for 4 more years.

So go ahead, steal my idea and start flashing it to others.

And if you are in a sports bar and see images of the losers, flash the “L” and yell with gusto:  “LOSER!!”

I encourage all of you to set up little gloat parties.  You earned it.  You deserve it.  Have a huge gloat fest if you wish.

But GLOAT!!!!  Convince your friends it is OK.  Sure, you’ll have some wiener that will say, “it’s not nice to gloat.” Slap him or her upside the head and knock some sense into them.  Then GLOAT!

Our server at the restaurant HAD to be a Dummycrap minion because throughout the night he seldom smiled.  It was delicious to watch how tormented he must have been, knowing his loser candidate got spanked, and then having to “SERVE” us. (OBTW, I watched the food closely in case numbnuts tried to slip anything into our plates, too.)

At the end when it was time to pay and leave a tip, I not only left him a monetary tip but also left him a different type of tip that will stand him well if he adheres to it: 

Work WITH us now or work FOR us later!

I would have loved being the fly on the wall watching his expression reading that.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/04/2004 at 10:54 AM   
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What happened To The “YOUTH VOTE?”

The folks who put together “Best of the Web” hypothesize thusly as to where the “youth vote” went:

Gee, what might’ve happened to all the young voters? Well, consider this: You’re not allowed to vote unless you’ve passed your 18th birthday. In order to have any birthdays at all, you have to have been born. And over the past 30 years or so, many Americans have ended up not being born.

About.com lists the number of abortions in the U.S. each year starting in 1973, “based on assumptions by the Alan Guttmacher Institute.” If we add up the numbers from 1975-86, we come up with approximately 17.5 million missing eligible voters between 18 and 29 years old. Exit polls found that voters this age who were born went for Kerry over Bush, 54% to 45%, while Bush had a majority in all other age groups. If it’s true that women who have abortions tend to be more liberal than those who don’t, then the unborn 18- to 29-year-olds likely would have favored the Democrat even more heavily.

Roe v. Wade, the 1973 decision mandating legal abortion nationwide, was written by Justice Harry Blackmun, a Nixon appointee. Perhaps somewhere old Tricky Dick is smiling at how his judicial legacy helped the Republicans.

Which is why I find it easier to support abortion rights-----for liberals!! BWAH HA HA HA!!!!!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/04/2004 at 07:43 AM   
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