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calendar   Saturday - November 06, 2004

Right On!

Excellent advice for Democraps from Drumwaster ....

1) People who go to church are not evil. They also vote. There are lots of them. You do the math.

2) Americans like guns. This won’t change. Ever. Work harder to put cop killers into the electric chair, and stop reaching for Bubba’s 12-guage “duck-shredder” in the back window of his pickup.

3) Get some balls on national defense. Your greatest President JFK, won the biggest “No-Limit Hold ‘Em” hand of the 20th century against the Soviet Union during the Cuban missile crisis. (And he was only holding two-Jacks!) What the hell happened to you people ever since?

4) If you want to connect with the “common man”, try NOT to nominate French speaking, trophy-wife hunting, aloof windsurfers who can’t even throw a baseball 60’6”.

5) Tell Michael Moore to go bury himself in a truckload of Hostess Twinkies. Every party has their freak element. Do you see Pat Buchanan being trotted out by the GOP anymore?

6) If you think gays should have the right to get married, then win the argument with the public first. Don’t ask judges to cut corners for you.

7) Stop courting the “Youth Vote.” Counting on a bunch of Ludacris blasting punks to save you politically on election day, is like an NBA team saying: “Don’t worry, Shaq’s gonna make these free throws.”

8) Have lunch with Zell Miller, and actually listen to what he has to say. You tried dismissing him as a lunatic, but his convention speech was more spot-on than a ketchup drop on a starched white business shirt. (Oops, I was channeling my “inner Rather” there, sorry.)

9) Stop taking Hollywood money. It not only makes actors think they have a right to speak on your party’s behalf, but it has the addictive power of political heroin. Better to hold a thousand small pancake dinners at WFV halls in “red country.”

10) Lighten up, for once! America really doesn’t suck as much as you seem to think it does. I know liberals have a yearning for “utopian” (aka “perfect”) societies, but let’s be real, all humans are flawed. If you somehow find a way to see America as a great country constantly striving to be better, you’ll start moving into harmony with most Americans. A little sunshine goes a long way.

I couldn’t have said it better if I’d tried. Right on, dude!

(-- thanks to Steel T. for the tip)


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/06/2004 at 02:10 PM   
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For The Record

Just for the record, the state where I live (Alabama) cast 63% for Bush and 37% for Kerry. Results map is here. In the county where I live (just south of Huntsville) Bush won 72% of the vote. Yeah, I’d say this is a red state. Mheh ....

Interestingly, the only counties in Alabama that went for Kerry were all in the so-called “Black Belt”, the strip of counties across the middle of the state with a high black population. This region used to be the heart of the old plantation country back in “the bad old days”. Blacks in this region were discouraged from voting after the Civil War and in some cases outright stopped from voting by the old southern Democratic Party after the Republican Party set them free in that war. You’d think blacks in Alabama would have figured out by now who their real friends are, wouldn’t you?

Republican Senator Richard Shelby easily won re-election giving us TWO Republican Senators. Of the seven members of the House Of Representatives we now have five Republicans and only two Democrats. Oh, and a Republican governor as well. It looks like we’re almost rid of all the old “Dixiecrats”.

If you want clickable maps of all election results they are at CNN and USAToday.

Enjoy!


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/06/2004 at 01:29 PM   
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Quote Of The Day

A look at the 2004 election map with states President Bush won in red and John Kerry’s in blue underscores the dilemma.

Unbroken stretches of red nearly from coast to coast, encompassing most of the heartland, the South, the Great Plains, the desert Southwest and the Rocky Mountain West. Blue states are mostly a fringe along both coasts - the Northeastern seaboard and the West Coast states of California, Oregon and Washington - along with some of the industrial states bordering the Great Lakes.

Democrats suffer from a chronic geographical and ideological predilection: They nominate candidates from the political left who have a hard time appealing to those in the middle.

My advice to the Democrats is never, never nominate anybody from Massachusetts again,” said Ross Baker, a political scientist at Rutgers University.

Well, DUH! Ya think?

Read more from the above quote here.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/06/2004 at 12:31 PM   
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Relocation Project

Here at BMEWS we have decided to initiate a new “relocation project”. Take a look at the pictures below. The one on the left is from a post-election day rally in San Francisco. Click the link to see more pictures of these rag-brained sumbitches. The picture on the right is from a current Leftist blog site where readers can apologize for losing the election. Click on that link to see all the apologizing losers.

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Now, Vilmar has already told you how most of these addle-brained fucktards are already trying to get to Canada. Others will probably migrate to France. This creates two problems. (1) If they all go to Canada they are still too damned close and their whining will still bother the crap out of us. (2) If they all go to France that could create a physics-related anomaly known as “The Stoopid Black Hole” which occurs when too many stoopid people get together - all intelligent thought is sucked out of the affected region and an event horizon is established where intelligence is transformed into anti-intelligence and we all know this could wake Godzilla up and before you know it .... there goes Tokyo.

I have a better solution. I have picked out a nice location which we can use to send these people to and let them colonize their own little state all to themselves. They will no longer be a nuisance to anyone and their Leftist bullshit will not pollute the atmosphere any longer. It’s a win-win solution, I tells ya. Help me convince these Asshat Moonbats to grab their little tin-foil hats and book a ticket to this “garden spot” location. We all would appreciate it.

For reasons of secrecy, I am giving the location purely in its geographical form. No names, please. We don’t want a sudden rush by Liberals to claim their individual acres of “Liberal Paradise”.

11° 22’ N - 142° 36’ E

Location Hint: It’s a location that will challenge their exceptional mental abilities and allow them to participate in all kinds of deep thoughts.

If any of you have alternative locations to send these Barking Moonbats to, feel free to let us know.

(-- thanks to Barb for the tip on the Moonbat pic sites)


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/06/2004 at 11:23 AM   
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From The GREAT!!!! News Department

The losers in the Democratic party who can’t stand that Bush won are now saturating Canadian Embassies and consulates (and their web sites) in a bid to get info about leaving the US.

That’s WONDERFUL news.  Now, if we could only get the Hollywood and music artist assholes to go along with them, we’d stand a much better chance of having a better America.

Plus they’d be right at home there with shitbirds like Carolyn Parrish, a Canadian MP who detests President Bush.  Remember her?  She’s the asshole who called President Bush’s administration “bastards.” She says we are out of step with the rest of the world. I guess the dumb bitch just can’t see the forest for the trees.  Plus no one’s attacked Canada yet.

Another MP named Layton, said that:

“missile defence (is) one of the most important issues affecting Canada-U.S. relations. Now the Canadian government has to sit down and say, all right, how are we going to move forward on the issues important to Canadians. This means that Canadians have to speak up against the missile defence system and say ‘No’ to participation.”

Speaking of which, the following mental picture sets me to smiling:

Sometime in the near future Canada takes in the shorts with multiple terrorist strikes. 

Thousands die. 

The Canadian Prime Minister requests our help.

Layton and Parrish’s districts are hardest hit and they beg for assistance. 

President Bush tells them to go fuck themselves as we are too busy building a missile shield.  Plus, we’re a bunch of bastards, anyways.

In defense of the Canucks, their Prime Minister condemned her outburst. Maybe he should try gagging her.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/06/2004 at 06:52 AM   
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LOSERS!!! LOSERS!!!!  LOSERS!!!

Truer words were never spoken!! Go AH-NOLD!!!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/06/2004 at 06:40 AM   
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Little Bites For Your Saturday Brain Brunch

People are getting too fat.

We know that.

But as Allan mentioned yesterday, they are also causing airlines to spend more money on fuel.

I repeat it for just one more thing.  Because airlines now burn more fuel they also pollute more.  So if you want to blame anyone for pollution, blame the fat people, I guess?  Hell, I guess this will give tree huggers more targets to go after:  “Save a tree, lose weight?”

Take a piece of your brain. Place it in a petri dish.  Fly a plane.

Another volcano blew its top. This time in Iceland.  Hopefully we’ll get pretty sunsets because of it.  And who says pollution isn’t beneficial?

The King Kongs of the gorilla set have been discoverdd.  And they hunt in packs.  And eat lions!  Oh my!

Why didn’t natural selection take this moron out? How stupid do you have to be to rob a bank----under construction???


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/06/2004 at 06:37 AM   
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On the Subject of “Reaching Out”

By now you’ve probably been saturated with media whores whining about how Bush now needs to reach out and be more conciliatory towards Democrats.  They rationalize it based on some perverse notion that winners should be more gracious.  Even the Europeans are saying it.  But what do you expect from a bunch of losers?

Well, they can rationalize all they want but the era of conciliation needs to end.  To the victors go the spoils. 

When the hated Red Sox beat my beloved Yankees you did not see Yankee fans calling the Bosox general manager asking him to be more warm and fuzzy, did you?  So why should we?

Newspapers are full of editorials doing the same thing:  insisting that the only way to unite the nation is to “reach out and be conciliatory.”

It got bad enough that I wrote both local papers with the following.  I recommned you do the same.  My St. Pete paper was full of letters to the editor all saying ther same thing and only one against.  I am pissed.

So steal this if you want (just don’t send it to the St. Pete Times or the Hernando Today papers.)


As a Republican and a conservative it does not surprise me to see how many main-stream papers who’s liberal editorial boards could not correctly endorse the right man for President and, having chosen incorrectly, think we have an obligation to go around trying to make nice.  Sorry, but if he was not conciliatory in his first term and won MILLIONS more votes for a second term, explain to me EXACTLY WHY it is he needs to be conciliatory now?

These editors want us to make nice with:

--the people in foreign countries who tried to influence our elections;

--the leaders of foreign countries who refused to stand with us in deposing a terrorist threat because their hands were full of his money (France, Germany for two);

--the people that lied about what we, as Republicans, plan to do in the next 4 years;

--the people who tore into Bush’s past but never questioned Kerry’s

--the people that scare our elderly into thinking we are taking their social security;

--the people that stole or defaced our campaign signs;

--the people that injured our volunteers in attacks;

--the people that burned swastikas in our yards;

--the people that fraudulently tried to get the dead to vote;

--the people who fraudulently registered the same folks over and over

(I could go on and on but you get the picture.)

To those newspapers and other liberally biased media minions out there:  don’t come to me with pleas for conciliation.  YOUR PARTY has much to atone for and right now I am not feeling very forgiving.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/06/2004 at 06:10 AM   
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Weekend Weather

The weather report for Fallujah, Iraq (from the Weather Channel) ....

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In addition, there will be scattered showers of 500-pound bombs and 10,000 pissed-off US Marines moving through the city. Residents are urged to seek shelter as these kinds of fronts can cause severe disruption of bad mental habits of certain elements. Insurgents and foreign Islamic radicals are cautioned to prepare their last will and testament. Skies should clear by mid-week, depending on how fast residents realize: (1) mother nature can be a bitch and (2) US Marines are much worse.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/06/2004 at 05:57 AM   
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Fashion Accessory

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/06/2004 at 05:26 AM   
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calendar   Friday - November 05, 2004

We Have a Winner!!

Just before the election we had a contest (click here for the link) asking readers for their best guess on the electoral college vote count.

Since Iowa has just declared for Bush (New Mexico did yesterday) the final count is Bush 286 and Fuckface 252.

Our winner is Steel.

His prize?  Sorry, can’t be much as the coffers are empty.  But.........hey, Steel, I DO have a copy of a CD with images from President Bush’s visit and can also throw in some pix of Jeb Bush’s visit if you’d like.  Let me know.

I’ll say it again and urge all of you to do so when the opportunity presents itself:  as soon as a liberal weenie comes up and starts telling you that Bush should now be conciliatory and a uniter, tell them not only to fuck off and die but that in 2000 he had 271 electoral votes. This year he has 15 more plus millions more popular votes.  If that’s not a sign of having united some Americans then they are living in a fantasy world.  Tell them it’s the Democrats that need to start being conciliatory or we will wipe their asses out in 2008.

You know?  Screw it.  To everyone who guessed within the requisite time period, the CD offer stands.  Send me an email with your address and I’ll get it to you.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/05/2004 at 06:02 PM   
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The Last Flip-Flop

Want to know more about the last flip-flop and possibly the ONLY flip-flop that served the national interest?

Read this and chuckle and gloat and feel good about what we were able to get done November 2nd.  Yep, it’s by Ann Coulter.  I LOVE that woman!!! (sigh!)


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 11/05/2004 at 06:54 AM   
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News Bytes

Al-Qaeda is warning the US of coming “unbearable hell” after Bush victory. Yes, if Hillary runs in 2008, that could probably happen.

A spokesman for Yassir Arafat said in Paris “He could wake up, but he could not wake up”. Hmmm, does that mean his 72 virgins are currently on hold or just warming up?

Democrats are worried and are “trying to figure out how to make the party more relevant to mainstream Americans and keep it from slipping into perpetual minority-party status”. Well, they could start by listening to the people instead of trying to tell us what to do .... and by acting rationally.

In Fallujah, the city is now surrounded by Marines who say they are “Locked, cocked and ready to rock”. Let’s roll, guys! Semper Fi!

And finally, the government today issued a statement saying fat people are responsible for rising airline expenses. Maybe the airlines ought to start charging flyers by the pound? Hmmmm ....


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/05/2004 at 06:41 AM   
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Weekend Update With Chevy Chase

image“This breaking news just in .... asshole paleswinian terrorist Yassir Arafat is still brain dead!”


“Jane, you ignorant slut!”


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 11/05/2004 at 06:27 AM   
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