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calendar   Monday - October 04, 2004

High Noon

There is no excuse and no defense for this kind of act. The Left has gotten completely out of hand this election year. First, Al Gore calls conservatives “brown shirts” then MoveOn.org supporters refer to the President as “Bushitler” then it escalates even further with leftist supporters burning swastikas onto conservatives’ lawns?

As you can read below, on Vilmar’s post, a teacher is fired for putting a picture of President Bush up on the bulletin board in her classroom next to past presidents? And three parents insist that Kerry’s picture should be up there also? This is tunnel-vision madness, folks! These people have lost their minds.

I don’t know about you but I’m fast running out of patience with the howling, shit-flinging monkeys on the Left. The first one of these bastards who tries to burn something on my lawn will hear the last words they’ll hear in this lifetime .... “Eat lead, scum!”

KA-BOOM!

That’s not a threat, Pilgrim. That’s a promise.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 03:29 PM   
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How Embarassed Would YOU Be?

Ladies, has this ever happened to you?

The scene:  You’re at an airport. 

The event:  Security hears a buzzing, humming sound. 

The action taken: The airport gets shut down.

The conclusion:  A vibrator

The mind picture:  Airport official:  “Nevermind!!!!  It’s OK!!  It’s just this vibrator that belongs to this lady!” (pointing at you!)


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 12:57 PM   
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NAZI SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS!!!

If memory serves me right, whenever I go into government office buildings there is generally a picture of the sitting president.  No one seems to be perturbed.

So why is it that at another government facility (a school) when a teacher puts up a picture of President Bush next to a montage of other presidents she gets fired? Why ?  The school says she’s politicizing the classroom!!!!

Can you believe there were three women who complained and said she needed to put up a picture of Kerry, too?

SOUND OFF!!!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 12:46 PM   
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Cám ơn, biết ơn, Senator Kerry!

Bên nào thắng?

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 12:05 PM   
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Nuts!

The ”Scrotal Safety Commission”? Yes, your testicles are your friend and here are some handy tips for proper care. Mheh ..


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 10:52 AM   
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Young And Dumb And Full Of ….

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The mohican has been standing to attention atop Downing’s scalp for about two years now during which time it has been through many colour changes – red, white, blue, purple, bright yellow, and more recently green and hot pink.

“I would get picked on every day, separated from the class, yelled at, beaten up, pushed over. All because I was different. On my first day at the school, which just happened to be my birthday, I got beaten up in gym class just because I had two piercings.”

Yes, I too was stupid when I was young. I did a lot of stupid things and I thought I was really cool while I was doing them. This young man is just following the trail that I and a gazillion other young men blazed over the ages during those painful years between 16 and 40. The majority of us grew out of it and became useful members of society. Some, however, continued to act like idiots - fortunately, we have most of those wankers penned up in Congress where we can keep an eye on them.

I have two questions for this young man: (1) What are you going to say when your children dig this picture out of your attic in fifty years and commence to start calling you “Porcupine Poot-Head” and other names much worse? (2) What will you tell the news media when Dan Rather’s son broadcasts this picture in the middle of a “60 Minutes VII” episode during your run for the Presidency in 2056? Of course, by that time, you can only hope that the biased main stream media will have disappeared .... much like this haircut, which will probably be replaced by a bald spot and a wrinkled forehead by then.



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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 10:25 AM   
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The Spock Trophy - Week 1

image“Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results.”
-- “The Mark of Gideon,” stardate 5423.4.

They say if you’re going to write you should write about what you know, so in light of the fact that my chosen profession (for thirty years) has been computers and information technology, I have chosen to start a new feature here at BMEWS. It’s called the Spock Trophy in honor of that green-blooded, pointy-eared “logically correct” Vulcan. Each week I’ll present a problem or riddle for you to solve and the first one to solve it is awarded the Spock Trophy for that week. I haven’t come up with a design for a trophy yet but it will probably involve pointy ears (Mheh-heh). Of course, there may be certain things inherant in each week’s problem or riddle that apply to current politics (after all, I’m only human).

Today’s riddle is relatively simple and is based on a short story from O. Henry called “The Lady Or The Tiger”. Here is the problem ....

You enter a room. In the middle of the room are two desks and seated at these desks are two men. These men are easily identified. On your left is John Kerry and on your right is George W. Bush.

Behind each man is a door.

Behind one of these doors is a booming economy, prosperity, lower taxes, a better education system, democracy in Iraq and Afghanistan, containment of Iran and North Korea, more conservative judges who will interpret the Constitution instead of re-writing it and four more years without another terrorist attack on America.

Behind the other door is an increased tax burden, an economic depression, chaos and tens of thousands of US soldiers dead in Iraq and Afghanistan, nuclear weapons in Iran and North Korea, socialized medicine, more activist judges who will continue to destroy the Constitution and a President who will need the approval of the UN Security Council before defending America from terrorist attacks which will occur more often.

You are told two things: One of these men always lies and the other always tells the truth. You do not know which one is which.

There is only one rule: you may ask one and only one question from either of these men and then you must decide which door to open.

The riddle: what question do you ask and which man do you ask it of?

Choose wisely ....


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 07:58 AM   
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Kerry And The VA

Fuckface has been very critical of President Bush for not doing more for vets.  Yet when we go Robert Novak’s column, (this time it’s the third part of his column you should focus on) you will see that not only did Fuckface NOT vote on the bill to increase funding, he does not make it any part of his paltform. 

If you want more details on this whole issue to include data that debunks Kerry’s accusations, see this Wall St. Journal Opinion piece.

In a nutshell, it boils down to this:

When Mr. Bush took office the VA was operating like the Canadian health care system. Swamped with more patients than it could handle, the VA let vets languish on long waiting lists. Of the 3.8 million veterans then relying on Uncle Sam for health care, 300,000 waited six months or more for an initial doctor’s visit or a referral to a specialist. Now there are more than five million vets being cared for each year and the waiting list is down to 3,000--a 99% improvement. The VA budget will top $70 billion next year, up from $48 billion four years ago. VA medical spending alone will reach $26.9 billion this year, up from $20.2 billion in 2001.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 06:37 AM   
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Hiring Only The Best For The Poodle’s Campaign

Read the first part of Novak’s column to find out the kind of people the Dummycraps pride themselves in hiring.  This relates to the recent showing of “Stolen Honor” which attacks Fuckface’s war protesting.  The presentation was disrupted by a guy who not only worked for Kerry’s campaign, they also gave him his own phone number and voice mail (since taken down, natch!!) Better still, he:

“was sentenced to hard labor for being AWOL before his 1972 drug-related manslaughter conviction. ”

Nice!!!!  Nothing like hiring only the best qualified.


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 06:32 AM   
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Repercussions of “Free Speech”

You may recall that a few days ago the local paper in President Bush’s hometown ran a story recommending people vote for Fuckface.  People were livid. Hey!  This is a small town and HOMETOWN of the world’s most powerful kahuna.

But the editor has a constitutional right to say what he wants.

He also has to accept responsibility for what he says.  looks like local advertisers didn’t take too kindly to what the editor did and have pulled their ads.  You gotta love it!


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 06:30 AM   
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Will BMEWS Becomes A Porn Site?

According to this piece, politicians who have failed to renew their domain name registration find that their web sites are now touting porn. 

This can really be a quandary when you begin to think about it.  If you register a domain name for a specific activity, get lots of hits, establish name recognition, and accomplish your initial objective you really don’t give much thought to what you’ll do with the site afterwards.  The job is done and you got what you wanted.  So the tendency is to no longer update the site and stop registering the domain name.  After all , your purpose had been served. 

Result?  Your initial success will find that a year or two later there will still be people looking for you at that address.  What they will find is not you or your product or your service but men and women engaged in lusty sex acts.

Solution?  If you had a great site and later shut it down, the only way to keep it from becoming a porn hub is to pay Internic every year for the privilege of nothing more than owning an address.

Yet......it’s nothing more than capitalism at work:

“It could be an old address for someone selling flea collars for anteaters. If it has enough traffic, a porno guy will grab it. If they can hijack a little bit of that traffic to their site, they’ll do it.”


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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 06:28 AM   
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Daily Dose

Quote Of The Day

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
-- Hunter S. Thompson



On This Day In History
October 4th

1957 - Sputnik Launched
The Soviet Union inaugurates the “Space Age” with its launch of Sputnik, the world’s first artificial satellite. The spacecraft, named Sputnik after the Russian word for “satellite,” was launched at 10:29 p.m. Moscow time from the Tyuratam launch base in the Kazakh Republic. Sputnik had a diameter of 22 inches and weighed 184 pounds and circled Earth once every hour and 36 minutes. Traveling at 18,000 miles an hour, its elliptical orbit had an apogee (farthest point from Earth) of 584 miles and a perigee (nearest point) of 143 miles. Visible with binoculars before sunrise or after sunset, Sputnik transmitted radio signals back to Earth strong enough to be picked up by amateur radio operators. Those in the United States with access to such equipment tuned in and listened in awe as the beeping Soviet spacecraft passed over America several times a day. In January 1958, Sputnik’s orbit deteriorated, as expected, and the spacecraft burned up in the atmosphere.



Today’s Birthdays

Rutherford Birchard Hayes, (1822-1893), US President (1876-1880)
Frederic Remington, (1861–1909), American painter, sculptor
Charlton Heston, (1924- ), Actor & president of the NRA

Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - InfoPlease.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/04/2004 at 05:44 AM   
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calendar   Sunday - October 03, 2004

Duck Soup

In a scene from their latest movie, the Marxist Brothers are shown here hamming it up for the audience. Groucho (right) is explaining to Chico (left) and Harpo (center) their latest scam.

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Brokaw blasted what he called an attempt to “demonize” CBS and Rather on the Internet, where complaints about the report first surfaced. He said the criticism “goes well beyond any factual information.” “What I think is highly inappropriate is what going on across the Internet, a kind of political jihad ... that is quite outrageous,” the NBC anchor said at a panel on which all three men spoke.

Tom, did you just compare me to a Muslim terrorist? Have you gone entirely mad, man? Get a grip before I get a grip around your neck, you lily-livered, Liberal, pinko jerk.

Rather declined to comment, saying news executives had asked him not to talk about the report while an investigation was under way.

Ahhhhh, silence is indeed golden, Danny-boy. Why don’t you continue keeping your mouth shut for .. oh, say ..  about a hundred years, dipshit.

“I don’t think you ever judge a man by only one event in his career,” said Jennings, anchor on ABC.

Peter, you’re a dick (pun intended). You three judged Nixon by “only one event in his career” and hounded him out of office (with the help of the Democrats in Congress). Does Dan Rather deserve any less? I don’t think so. While we’re on the subject, why don’t the three of you just stumble off to retirement and see if your networks can hire some honest newsmen for a change. We would really appreciate it.

Sincerely,
The Pajamahedeen


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/03/2004 at 12:08 PM   
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The Fellowship Of The Blogosphere

“Suddenly he felt the Eye. There was an Eye in the Dark Tower that did not sleep. He knew that it had become aware of his gaze. A fierce eager will was there. It leapt toward him; almost like a finger he felt it, searching for him.”

“The Eye: that horrible growing sense of a hostile will that strove with a great power to pierce all shadows of cloud, and earth, and flesh, and to see you: pin you under it’s deadly gaze, naked, immovable. So thin, so frail and thin, the veils were become that still warded it off.”

Fortunately, the hobbits Frodo and Sam are going to Mordor to attack the Lord Of Evil and destroy The Ring Of Power.

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 10/03/2004 at 11:38 AM   
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