Tuesday - September 28, 2004

Never Fit For Command

You’ve Heard Of “Unfit For Command”?  How about “Unfit For Further Existence With Human Beings?”

Jimmy Carter is in the news again.

You know, sometimes I wonder if this fucking stupid peanut farmer is really an American or some “Hate America” treasonous bastard hell bent on embarrassing us or even causing us to fail in the world arena.  I can’t help but think he’s a kind of deep cover Islamic/Communist sleeper agent operating on behest of Fuckface and his Breck Girl boy-pal.

Believe it or not, Jimmy thinks that Florida is likely to repeat its voting irregularities and attempts to pin it on Republicans.  This stupid fucking son of a bitch still does not understand that the problems we had in the state were in counties dominated by Democrats, with ballots approved by Democrats, run by Democrats, with “Precinct Captains” who were Democrats attempting to get Democrats out to vote.

This quote takes the cake:

“A fumbling attempt has been made recently to disqualify 22,000 African Americans (likely Democrats), but only 61 Hispanics (likely Republicans), as alleged felons.”

And then WE are the ones accused of instigating class warfare?

Maybe it’s time this asshat was retired from the public eye.  Permanently.

(P.S. If you are a reader of Neal Boortz, you may have seen some of his comments.  For that reason it irritates me to have delayed putting this up yesterday when I meant to.  Why?  Because Neal says basically the same thing I do as it relates to problems in Florida being caused by Democrats and not Republicans.)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/28/2004 at 07:56 AM   
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Connecting Two Dots

An initial quick view would find the average reader wondering what the connection is between these two stories but a connection there is.

Start with reading an excellent piece by Professor Mike Adams about Margaret Sanger.  Who’s she?  The woman almost single handedly responsible for the abortion movement in the US.

And this bitch was no shining light of idealism.  Some of the stuff she advocates makes ME look like a piker!

For example, she:

“embraced tenets of Nazism, terrorism-and abortion for any reason at any time”

How about this:

“advised women to avoid pregnancy by consuming quinine (a medicine used to fight malaria) and laxatives “to assist with the menstrual flow.” Apparently, in the twisted mind of Margaret Sanger, a bowel movement a day, keeps the baby away. ”

In a speech she advocated the abortion of those she considered “undesirables” and had this to say:

“(It) makes possible the spread of scientific knowledge of the elements of sound breeding. It makes possible the creation of a new race; a new generation brought into this world consciously conceived. It makes possible the breeding out of human weeds-the defective and criminal classes-(and) the breeding in of the clean, strong and fit instruments to carry the torch of human destiny.”

She proposed the following to Congress:

1. To “control the intake and output of morons, mental defectives, epileptics.”
2. To “take an inventory of the secondary group such as illiterates, paupers, unemployables, criminals, prostitutes, dope-fiends; classify them in special departments under government medical protection, and segregate them on farms…”

Last but not least in my quotes from this article is this quote attributed to her:

“The most merciful thing that the large family does to one of its infant members is to kill it”

Read Adams’ article and check out his list of questions you should ask your local abortion clinic.

Now read this. It’s a column by Ellen Goodman titled “Is the right outbreeding the left?”

Remember this post? We brought this concept to you then.

I love this quote:

“When secular-minded Americans (pro-abortionists) decide to have few, if any, children, they unwittingly give a strong evolutionary advantage to the other side of the culture divide.”

Of course the “other side” she’s referring to is Christian conservatives who are pro-life.

Even better is this one:

“the left has birth-controlled, aborted, and maybe also gay-libbed itself into a smaller role in American society.”

We can only hope, eh?

Now do you see the connection between the two articles?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/28/2004 at 05:37 AM   
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Is It Any Wonder?

I feel like I am living in George Orwell’s 1984 society.

Cops in Oakland run DUI checkpoints which require drivers to produce ID and driver’s license.  Local Hispanic community leaders have their tits in a wringer because the stops are finding too many illegals.  They want the checks stopped.

And why do they want this stopped?

making life miserable for illegal immigrants who aren’t licensed to drive but otherwise obey the law.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!  We’re making these fucktards’ lives miserable?  They otherwise obey the law?  Let’s see:  1.  ILLEGAL immigrant; no right to be here, broke major league laws smuggling selves into country; 2. Have NO LICENSE and drive illegally!!

And these foron wetbacks are “otherwise” obeying the law?!?!?

Is it any wonder we have so many illegals here?  Hell, we basically come out and tell them they can do so and then we stop the programs that serve the public good (DUI checkpoints) which help get drunks off the road because we are finding too many illegals.  OF COURSE they will operate here with impunity.  We’ve proven our laws are worthless.

We are doomed!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/28/2004 at 05:30 AM   
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WAAAAHH!!!  NOT FAIR!!!!

I guess it hurts when the shoe is on the other foot, eh?

Here we find that the Dummycraps and Fuckface are complaining about ads put out by a group partial to President Bush, “Progress for America Voter.” They say the ads are despicable.  They are appalled.  whine, whine, cry, cry

But let’s wind back time a bit.

Were Fuckface and his dummycrap smear machine equally appalled when MoveOn.org put out those ads attacking President Bush?

HHMMMMM!!  I didn’t think so.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/28/2004 at 05:26 AM   
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Letter To Our Enemies

I found this on Kim du Toit’s site which had it linked back to Horsefeathers’ site.

I couldn’t have said it better!  But then again, according to Allan, I am (correctly) the guy with the chain-saw.  I operate at a visceral level and struggle to come up with the right words to use as finesse is not my forte.

Since this came out the folks at Horsefeathers said the author contacted them to grant permission.  I wrote him for permission to post it and his response elicited a HUGE belly laugh:

Feel free to post it.  And, glad to know of your blog.  I will bookmark it as soon as I get home...to my computer...where I bookmark things....and drink...and polish my .45...and wait…

Contact the author at: kozloffm@uncw.edu and let him know what you think.

I’m an ordinary American. Wife (whom I love and respect), 2 kids (to whom I would give both of my kidneys), 2 cars (ten years old), big mortgage, and a job not always pleasurable.

I’ve worked hard all my adult life to provide for my family, to be useful, and not go out of my way to injure anyone. Like most Americans, I knew little about arab-muslim culture and believed that the developed nations were partly responsible for the poverty and authoritarian regimes that infest the middle east.

Things changed on 9/11/01 when you ruined the lives of at least 10,000 Americans.

These people instantly became my countrymen and you became my mortal enemy.

Ordinary Americans are arming themselves for war with you. I and many of my friends have closets full of handguns, rifles, shotguns and thousands of cartridges.

If we had enough ammunition and time, we would kill every last one of you.

We completely support our President and our armed forces. We only wish they would destroy you faster, but we are certain that they will.

We no longer listen to the insane words of Kerry, Harkin, Kennedy, Clark, and others whom we now see as ideologues who would sacrifice our country and our
lives on the alter of their vanity and desire for power.

We no longer listen to our secular mullahs, our media fools, preaching hatred of America and sapping our will with their lies and deceptions.

We watch your cowardly methods of killing by beheading. We are disgusted. But we are not afraid.

You turn your women and children into walking bombs. We are disgusted. But we are not afraid.

You shoot and rape children. You kill their mothers before their eyes. You burn, hang, and tear apart the bodies of your victims, and then play with body parts. We are disgusted. But we are not afraid.

Why should we fear you? What ARE you to be feared? You are cowards. Your bravado is a clown mask that hides the soul of a ghoul. You are not able even to manufacture the knives you use to butcher your bound victims.

Go here to finish this and read how he proposes we “solve” this.  It would not be right for me to publish this in its entirety without properly linking back to the original site.  So pay them a visit.  Let them know how much you appreciate this letter by leaving a comment.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/28/2004 at 05:10 AM   
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Signs Of The End Times

Mount St. Helens is getting ready to blow its top again.

The Nigerians, unable to convince me to give them my bank account number, have pushed the price of oil over $50.

Charges were dropped against a Catholic priest who raped two boys in the 1970’s because the statute of limitations has expired. God considering statute of limitations on human race.

The Boston Red Sox have secured a wild card playoff spot and the Chicago Cubs are almost there.

Conan O’Brien will take over the Tonight Show in 2009 - Letterman still in a snit.

Virgin Airlines is offering to take passengers into space for a four minute flight at a cost of £115,000 per ticket.

Bruce Springsteen is Kerry’s newest campaign advisor - says Kerry and Democrats are for “the working people” and “Bush lied” - same ol’ same ol’, eh, Boss?

Jimmy Carter is still full of shit.

Finally, what woman could possibly live without “Hello Kitty” panty liners from Kotex?

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/28/2004 at 02:36 AM   
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Daily Dose

Quote Of The Day

“An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.”
-- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)

1066 - William The Conquerer Invades England
Claiming his right to the English throne, William, duke of Normandy, invades England at Pevensey on Britain’s southeast coast. His subsequent defeat of King Harold II at the Battle of Hastings marked the beginning of a new era in British history. William was the illegitimate son of Robert I, duke of Normandy, by his concubine Arlette, a tanner’s daughter from the town of Falaise. The duke, who had no other sons, designated William his heir, and with his death in 1035 William became duke of Normandy at age seven. Rebellions were epidemic during the early years of his reign, and on several occasions the young duke narrowly escaped death. Many of his advisers did not. By the time he was 20, William had become an able ruler and was backed by King Henry I of France. Henry later turned against him, but William survived the opposition and in 1063 expanded the borders of his duchy into the region of Maine. In 1051, William is believed to have visited England and met with his cousin Edward the Confessor, the childless English king. According to Norman historians, Edward promised to make William his heir. On his deathbed, however, Edward granted the kingdom to Harold Godwine, head of the leading noble family in England and more powerful than the king himself. In January 1066, King Edward died, and Harold Godwine was proclaimed King Harold II. William immediately disputed his claim. In addition, King Harald III Hardraade of Norway had designs on England, as did Tostig, brother of Harold. King Harold rallied his forces for an expected invasion by William, but Tostig launched a series of raids instead, forcing the king to leave the English Channel unprotected. In September, Tostig joined forces with King Harald III and invaded England from Scotland. On September 25, Harold met them at Stamford Bridge and defeated and killed them both. Three days later, William landed in England at Pevensey.With approximately 7,000 troops and cavalry, William seized Pevensey and marched to Hastings, where he paused to organize his forces. On October 13, Harold arrived near Hastings with his army, and the next day William led his forces out to give battle. At the end of a bloody, all-day battle, King Harold II was killed--shot in the eye with an arrow, according to legend--and his forces were defeated. William then marched on London and received the city’s submission. On Christmas Day, 1066, William the Conqueror was crowned the first Norman king of England, in Westminster Abbey, and the Anglo-Saxon phase of English history came to an end. French became the language of the king’s court and gradually blended with the Anglo-Saxon tongue to give birth to modern English. William I proved an effective king of England, and the “Domesday Book,” a great census of the lands and people of England, was among his notable achievements.

48 BC - Pompey The Great assassinated in Egypt.

1542 - Portuguese explorer Juan Rodríguez Cabrillo arrived at present-day San Diego.

1924 - Two U.S. Army planes landed in Seattle after completing the first round-the-world-flight in 175 days.

1972 - Japan and Communist China agreed to re-establish diplomatic relations.

1989 - Former Philippine President Ferdinand E. Marcos died in exile in Hawaii.

Ed Sullivan, (1901-1974), Television personality
Al Capp (Alfred Gerald Caplin), (1909-1979), Cartoonist creator of Li’l Abner
Brigitte Bardot, (1934- ), French actress (ooh-la-la)

_{Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - InfoPlease.}

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   Monday - September 27, 2004

A Word About Scheduling

I need to clarify a few things about scheduling. I have a full-time job and must needs go the the salt mines every day. Vilmar, on the other hand has a wad of cash stashed away and can afford to lay around all day ferreting out Barking Moonbats (just kidding, Vilmar). Seriously, here’s the way it works. Vilmar is the fighting, ranting, madman of this blog. I’m the Wizard Of Oz, the “man behind the curtain”.  I am an I.T. professional and the nuts and bolts” of this blog are my handiwork. I manage the templates, style sheets, mailing lists, memberships, HTML, site design, database organization, PHP coding and just generally all the normal housekeeping that goes along with maintaining a site like this.

I usually pile out of bed around 5:00am CDT, chugalug a pot of coffee, post the “Daily Dose” and browse the RSS newsfeeds to see if I can get a jump on Drudge with a story before I head off to work at 7:30. Vilmar, gets up and starts building a mad-on listening to NPR about the same time I do, except he is an hour ahead of me (EDT). Therefore by the time I get my two or three posts out, Vilmar is in a rage and chomping at the bit. He spends the morning slapping Moonbats around while I’m slaving away in the slave pits, chopping bits and bytes into smaller bits and bytes. Sometimes I take a break or come home for lunch and post something that really pisses me off then I have to spend the rest of the day under the overseer’s whip until 5:00. Then I watch Shep Smith and Bill O’Reilly and start trolling the RSS newsfeeds again. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night with an idea and that’s why you occasionally see posts at 2:00am. I only need about five or six hours of sleep a night. Which is a good thing since I’m on 24/7 emergency call in case a server crashes or a database blows up.

So there you have it. If I don’t respond to a comment right away or reply to an e-mail immediately, please consider the above. I’ll get back to you eventually. If you have questions about the nuts and bolts of the site or are having problems accessing this blog or want to correspond regarding trackbacks or trading blogrolls, give me a holler. Vilmar (bless his little pea-picking heart) can’t help you on that stuff. However, if you want to help spread a story or you just want to talk about “things that piss you off”, Vilmar is your man. I prefer to write the longer editorial pieces and even an occasional historical parody or satire with a hidden message to make you really think. Vilmar has the chainsaw, I have the scalpel. That’s the team. Also, in case you haven’t figured it out, we are both politically active. Vilmar volunteers for voting station monitoring and occasionally slips up on a Dummycrap rally to stir up the Moonbats. I deal directly with Blogs For Bush and am a Team Leader. I work on the “Get Out The Vote” campaign in my area and write numerous letters to Congress every week. In fact, the US House Of Representatives tried to hire me to take over the House databases when I decided to leave Indianapolis earlier this year (my answer was: “Live in DC? NO FREAKING WAY!").

We think we have a great team here at BMEWS and both of us appreciate all of our readers (especially the ones that donate money - HINT, HINT). We hope you keep coming back for more. We’ll be here. Even after the election in November and for many years to come .... with your support.

Personally, I think we’ll have our work cut out for us AFTER the election. Why? George Bush will win decisively but the Dummycraps are already hiring lawyers and getting ready to file lawsuits. They hope to keep the angst and anger rolling and the foaming-at-the-mouth bullshit going on continuously until 2008 when they will run Hitlary against .... who? They know they have a losing cause on their hands this November with Kerry. They’re throwing him to the wolves so they can have something to bitch about for four more years and put Hitlary on the throne in 2008. Trust me. Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Terry McAuliffe have planned this all along. You have been warned.

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/27/2004 at 05:57 PM   
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Quote Of The Day

This one came from James Taranto at OpinionJournal. It seems the NYTimes slipped up and actually complimented President Bush ....

The New York Times, meanwhile, gives us a sense of how Kerry’s mind works: “He spent four weeks mulling the design of his campaign logo, consulting associates about what font it should use and whether it should include an American flag.” By contrast, just under four weeks after the Sept. 11 attack, the bombs were falling on Afghanistan. President Kerry would probably still be agonizing over that one three years later.

Mheh-heh-he-he .... as our Aussie friends would say, “Good on yer, mate”!

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Dumbass Muslim Of The Day

What is it with f**king dumbass Muslims who come to America, especially the ones from the Balkans? Here is a tip for any more dumbass Muslims out there:

1- If a police officer comes up to you and asks you to calm down and stop making a disturbance, DO IT!

2- If you somehow can’t get it through your head to obey Rule #1, DO NOT throw a chair at the policeman!

3- If you somehow survive being stupid and violating Rule #2 and the officer shocks you with a taser, LIE DOWN AND STAY THERE!

4- If your one remaining brain cell tells you to violate Rule #3 and you decide to attack the officer, remember HE STILL HAS A GUN!

5- If you made it past Rule #4, congratulations. If you didn’t, well .... say hello to Allah.

Read this story about a sad sack, dumbass Bosnian Muslim who came to America and made it all the way to Rule #4. Now, he is taking a dirt nap.

DAMN! Darwin just can’t kill these fuckers fast enough for me.   

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/27/2004 at 04:43 PM   
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John Kerry Has Drivers License Suspended For DUI

Go read this absolutely hilarious story. Mheh-heh-he ....

Posted by The Skipper     on 09/27/2004 at 03:52 PM   
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Whores?

Go here.

If you’ve recently eaten, bring a barf bag.

If not, prepare for dry heaves.

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Things MUST Not Be Looking Good For F**kface

When you’ve got France and Germany coming out saying they’d not send any troops to Iraq (given that Kerry’s platform rests on getting “allied” military assistance) you just have to wonder:  “could it be the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys and the Krautmeisters know he doesn’t stand a chance and are, by these explicit statements making an IMPLICIT assumption that Bush will win?

Makes you wonder, eh?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/27/2004 at 02:53 PM   
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Back In The Saddle

Power came on a little while ago.  HOORAY!!!!

Let me tell you, it was no fun watching the trees do “extreme gymnastics” in my yard for hours on end.  Power went out yesterday at 1 PM.

As for where I was this morning: Allan was dead on.  Went to my parents’ place to clean up their yard.  Fortunately, nature pulled a Darwin on us three weeks ago and culled the weak trees and branches.  This time, although the winds were stronger, lots less detritus is lying in our yards because of it.  This morning while driving to the folks’ place it seems everyone was outside raking, picking up trash, sawing limbs, inspecting roofs, etc.

Soon as I do some catching up on the ‘net I will go clean up my yard.  Fortunately, also, no damage to the house and little debris to pick up.  I should be done with about 8 hours’ worth of labor.

I feel really sorry for the folks on the east coast.  Max winds here were only 80 MPH and sustained winds were in the 45-55 MPH range.  Those folks got nailed with almost double that.  The photos in the paper were not pretty.  Only a few people died which is almost a miracle unto itself but a few that should have died survived.  Specifically I am referring to some asshats who decided that last evening they’d go out on a lake and “just sit” in a boat tied to the dock.  The dumb fucks never checked the knots.  The boat broke free and off they went carried by the wind.  After several hours of search and rescue they were located.  I’d bill them for every minute of the rescuers’ time and effort.  Hell, I’d imprison them for gross stupidity if I could!

Signing off, this is Vilmar, the Lt. Dan, hard-bitten cynical lunatic with a mad-on at everyone.

Update from Allan: Hee-hee .... Lt. Dan is back! YAY! Now, if we can only find Bubba and boil up some shrimp ....   

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 09/27/2004 at 12:14 PM   
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