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calendar   Sunday - August 01, 2004

Home From The Hills

Allan (Casear) here. I just wanted to let all loyal centurians and tribunes know that Caesar is well and has arrived in Rome (actually I'm about halfway between Athens and Rome). I've been travelling in my chariot since daylight from Alexandria. (for those keeping track of Caesar's travels, that is Alexandria, Virginia .. Athens, Alabama .. and Rome, Georgia) Caesar has crossed the Rubicon and is currently in a hospice just south of the "City Built on Seven Rockets" (thanks for the welcome from the loyal citizens here).

It's about 10:30 now and I'm exhausted. I'm going to take a long hot soak and retire for the evening. I have decided to rest tomorrow. The last ten days have been a whirlwind and after walking all over Boston last week, my feet are killing me. From Indianapolis to Boston to Huntsville .. over 2000 miles.

I have not completed the "Boston Report" yet but I promise to have it here for you by Monday morning. In the meantime, the first post-convention poll is out. According to the Newsweek poll just released today, the Kedwards ticket got a 4-point "bounce" coming out of the convention. Caveat: the poll has a margin of error of + or - 3%. It would seem the people polled were completely underwhelmed by the convention. I know I was. What went on inside the Fleet Center was nothing but pure f**king "theatre". P.T. Barnum would have been proud .... and based on some conversations I heard outside the convention, Barnum would have been right on the money about "one born every minute".

I have some interesting observations made during my rounds of Boston last week. Stay tuned. All will be explained.

Memo to Vilmar: Caesar will offer a pardon to you if you renounce your accusations of treason. This is a one-time offer. Recant and rejoin the fold of true Conservative Citizens. Or else ....

Memo To Mr. Minority: I'm glad to be back in the South. Swiss, huh? I suppose that's OK. The Helvetians are nice people. Have no fear of Vilmar. He's just a little wound up.

Memo To Barb: Stand firm, Tribune. Caesar is only a two-hour flight from Chicago if the Moonbats start acting up again. I depend on you and your family (except your brother) to keep an eye on the "Daley Delinquents" up there. It's too bad Jack Ryan had to make an ass of himself. I'm still waiting for the courts to unseal John Kerry's divorce records (or for the media to demand that they be released) .... it will probably be a long wait.

Memo to Dottie: Anyone with intelligence can move to the South where (a) people are polite, (b) Republicans are taking over and driving Democrats out, (c) there's a gun shop on every corner and (d) John Kerry will never show his face. Bear in mind that Vilmar has been operating from the BMEWS Florida surveillance complex, hiding in the "Land Of Dangling Chads". Ask him if he mistakenly voted for Pat Buchannen in 2000. MWah-hah-hah-ha-ha-ha .....

One thing remains true no matter where I reside ....

CUBS RULE!

P.S. Yankees suck and Cardinals blow.
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