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calendar   Sunday - August 29, 2004

The Best Poker Player Is …. Bush?

Mark Steyn has an interesting observation on the Presidential race so far. As usual, Mark is way out in front of the rest of us on figuring out where this election is going. Good reading .... and Mark gives several good reasons why no one should ever "misunderestimate" a certain laid-back old poker player from Texas. I fold ....

Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/29/2004 at 09:08 PM   
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Twas The Night Before Christmas (Cambodian Version)

Twas the night before Christmas and we were afloat
Somewhere in Cambodia in our little boat.
While the river was lightened by rockets red glare
No one but the President knew we were there.

The crew was all nestled deep down in their bunks,
While the Spook and I watched the sampans and junks.
Our mission was secret, so secret in fact,
No one else would remember it when we got back.

When out on the water there arose such a clatter
I leaped down from the bridge to see what was the matter.
The incoming friendly was starting to flash
And I knew that the ARVN's were having a bash.

The snap of friendly fire on the warm tropic air
Convinced me for sure no one knew we were there,
On a clandestine mission so secret it's true
That I'm still convinced only Tricky Dick knew.

While I huddled for safety in the tub on the bow,
I thought of a title, "Apocalypse Now."
To give to the films I was I making each day
To show all the voters when I made my big play.

As I sat there sweating in my lucky flight jacket,
Spook said, "Merry Christmas!" and tossed me a packet.
And what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a new lucky cap, which I still have right here.

I keep it tucked here, in this leather brief case,
Just sharing with the press its secretive place
As I regale them again with my senate refrain,
That Christmas in Cambodia is seared into my brain.

Don't bother to quibble with history my friend,
By pointing out Johnson was President then.
Don't listen to Swiftees who try to explain,
For I tell you that night is seared into my brain.

Down Hibbard, down Lonsdale, and you too O'Neill,
So you don't remember? Well it's something I feel.
I don't need all you Swiftvets to support my campaign,
Cause Christmas in Cambodia is seared into my brain,

Into my brain, into my brain, into my brain...

Submitted by Russ Vaughn, 2d Bn,
327th Parachute Infantry Regiment,
101st Airborne Division -- Vietnam 65-66

(--thanks to Ferdinand A. for tipping me off on this)

Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/29/2004 at 08:58 PM   
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What Do You Think?

Earlier today I posted about the French and the fact that terrorists had taken two French journalists.

Wellm the Frog King has sent his Foreign Minister to "negotiate" the release of those two distorters of news (my term for present day journalists.).

My question to readers is this:

What would happen if those news-distorters had their heads hacked off?

1.) The French would "see the light vis-a-vis terrorists
2.) The French would blame the US.
3.) Would Americans say "it serves them right?"
4.) (Something else. Insert your own thoughts)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/29/2004 at 06:30 PM   
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Modern Fascism?

I don't mean to encourage any of the looney protesters coming to New York this week but it might behoove all of them to closely examine how the two parties are dealing with protesters. Take a look at the pictures below.

The first two show how the Democrats treated protesters during the Democratic Convention a few weeks ago. The forced them into a cage, behind double chain-link fences and razor wire loops at the top. There the protesters were allowed to protest their hearts out far from the main convention center where they might upset the loyal party faithful. I was there and saw "the cage". My impression was that the Democrats were trying to create a "petting zoo".

Then examine the third picture which was taken just minutes before I posted this on Sunday. The streets of New York are full of protesters, most of them hired or encouraged by the Democrats, carrying their signs and exercising their First Amendment rights for all to see. As long as they remain peaceful, they will be allowed to parade wherever they wish as long as they apply for a permit.

Summation: One party, the Democrats, locked up protesters in a cage in order to keep them quiet and out of the way. The other party, the Republicans, allow protesters to parade through the streets and express their views. The Democrats hire and encourage protesters to go to New York and protest, and top leaders of the Democratic Party (Clinton, Sharpton, Jackson, etc.) are all camped out in New York to attack Republicans during their convention. The Republicans all went on vacation while the Democrats held their convention.

Yes, my fellow Americans, one of our major partys is using fascist tactics to suppress dissent against themselves and at the same time encourage dissent against the other partys. One party thinks protesters should be caged behind barbed wire. One party is trying to get Ralph Nader removed from the ballots in order to increase their chances of getting their man elected. One party is using smear tactics to attack the other candidate but screams bloody murder when their candidate gets attacked. One party encourages looney activists in Hollywood, who have almost no political knowledge except for what they read in scripts, to attack the other candidate openly and in a vulgar fashion utilizing profanity and nudity to gain attention. Not since the 1930's has the world seen a political party in a major country use these kinds of tactics in order to gain power .... and you know what I'm referring to.

That one party using these fascist tactics is .... the Democratic Party. If you're a Democrat, I have only one question for you .... how do you sleep at night? But if you can't sleep, try reading a copy of Mein Kampf.

DNC - Boston, 2004

RNC - New York, 2004

Looks like all the Democratic Fascist Party
Storm Troopers are out in force ..

Filmmaker Michael Moore, left, protest organizer Leslie Cagan, second from left,
the Rev. Jesse Jackson, second from right, and actor Danny Glover,right, lead
a protest march by tens of thousands of Bush administration opponents on the
eve of the Republican National Convention in New York, Sunday, Aug. 29, 2004.

For more pictures of the Fascist Party's stooges in New York click on the flag below for our slide show of Moonbats In The Streets ....
See More Below The Fold


Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/29/2004 at 02:30 PM   
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REPEAT:  The Poodle…….A Liar? A Fabricator of Awards?

Yesterday I said I felt so strongly abpout all this crap swirling around Kerry that I would re-post this article again.

So here it is. This is the sort of stuff that needs to stay at the forefront of your memories when discussing this dirtbag.



This is absolutely stunning!
"Asked how the citation could have been executed over his signature without his knowledge, Lehman said: "I have no idea. I can only imagine they were signed by an autopen." The autopen is a device often used in the routine execution of executive documents in government."

Oh, and just in case you wondered,
"Kerry senior adviser Michael Meehan could not be reached for comment on Kerry's records."


This comes hot on the heels of reports that Kerry's citations had been written 3 times over a span of years each time dropping more and more verbiage in order to sanitize it and each time becoming less and less inflammatory.

Not only that but his website exaggerates his silver star saying it came with a combat V device. Yet the Navy says it never issues those.

Knowing how inquisitive all y'all are, you may now be wondering, "Gee, Vilmar, what do you suppose Kerry had to say when Admiral Boorda suicided himself because HE was wearing improper medals?"

Thanks to a loyal reader I got this link.

Well, boys and girls, as they say, "you asked for it, you got it!"

From the Boston Herald of May 18, 1996:
"Veterans said yesterday that although they would take offense at someone falsely wearing a "V" combat pin, they couldn't see how this could drive Navy Adm. Jeremy Michael Boorda to suicide.

“Is it wrong? Yes, it is very wrong. Sufficient to question his leadership position? The answer is yes, which he clearly understood,” said Sen. John Kerry, a Navy combat veteran who served in Vietnam."

The Boston Globe, that same day had this to say:
“The military is a rigorous culture that places a high premium on battlefield accomplishment,” said Sen. John F. Kerry, who received numerous decorations, including a Bronze Star with a "V" pin, as a Navy lieutenant in Vietnam.

“In a sense, there's nothing that says more about your career than when you fought, where you fought and how you fought,” Kerry said.

“If you wind up being less than what you’re pretending to be, there is a major confrontation with value and self-esteem and your sense of how others view you.”

Of Boorda and his apparent violation, Kerry said: “When you are the chief of them all, it has to weigh even more heavily.”

So why is it you don't get a V for valor on a silver star?
"because it would be redundant — it would be like an award for valor under fire, marked with an extra v to mark... even more valor under fire."

Now, put all this together: The Poodle's disdain for someone who inappropriately wears military medals, his own incorrect V for valor pin, Lehman's remarks and the citations written three times and you've got quite the grounds for demanding Fuckface not only IMMEDIATELY release his military records but explain why his mis-use of military decorations is any different from an admiral who kills himself in shame for having done so.

Since no reply would suffice I would imagine Fuckface should just drop out of the race. But he won't and he won't.

Imagine if it were George Bush or Bob Dole or George H.W. Bush making these claims. You think the media would give THEM a pass?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/29/2004 at 01:42 PM   
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Do you smoke?  Do you spit?

If so, you may be experiencing what one of our distant cousins, a chimpanzee at a Chinese zoo is experiencing---SEXUAL FRUSTRATION!!

Watch for the danger signals, folks!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/29/2004 at 01:37 PM   
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In a follow-up to yesterday's post about the asshole bed-wetting, liberal, tree hugging, Birkenstock wearing protestors (read about it here and here) the cops in NYC are getting their batons ready and starting to smack down these shitbirds. 264 of the moron cyclists were arrested yesterday and they whined all the way to jail. I especially liked reading the bits where they were:
"hurling their bikes over the church fence in a desperate bid for sanctuary."

Or how about this one:
"The cops surrounded them in a line and they were picking them off from the back and arresting them."

And then you have one of these fucktards say:
"This whole thing is about peace,"

But what was it that precipitated this mass arrest?
"Some witnesses said the arrests in the Village began when someone tossed some spaghetti at a cop."

Oh! Oh!!! I smell dissension within the ranks.

Black solidarity in this country is beginning to fracture over the use of the term, "African-American." American born Blacks like the term.. African born Blacks prefer to be called, for example, Nigerian-Americans.

So what will end up having? Native Born African Americans--- NBAB or Foreign Born African Americans--- FBAB??????????????

Hey, how about this? BLACKS!!!! What a concept! Then we could all go back to calling ourselves "Americans!" without any hyphenation!

I have the solution for terrorists in this country and it is a no-brainer: Whoever kills these sons of bitches in prison should get a full pardon from the governor of the state.

The promotion could be: "kill a terrorist (because we can't) and you'll win your freedom!"

Read the story that led to my idea.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/29/2004 at 09:40 AM   
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Weekend Pinups

One For The Guys ....

One For The Gals ....


Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/29/2004 at 09:37 AM   
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Can it Possibly Be True?

Given all the crap swirling around The Poodle, his campaign, his allegations, his lies about Vietnam, etc. can this possibly be true?

First I have to take you back in time. Remember Dustin Hoffman's hit when he played Tootsie? Hey, I laughed my ass off. It was hilarious.

"Vilmar, what's that got to do with The Poodle?", you may be asking.

Well, maybe you've seen them or maybe you haven't---recent pictures of John Kerry and his wife.

Here it is.

Now take a look at side by side pictures of "Tootsie" and Teresa.

Could it be that The Poodle is pulling a Governor McGreevy on us? Could it be he's married to Dustin Hoffman and no one else knows?

Hey, you heard it first at BMEWS News....and Scandals, Inc.!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/29/2004 at 09:30 AM   
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Speaking of the F**King French…

Remember back when the sheetheads took Spanish hostages several months ago and affected the outcome of Spanish elections culminating with the Spaniards running from Iraq like a bunch of yellow-bellied, spineless jackals, tails tucked between their legs?

Now these "5 times a day asses in the air" dirtbags have a couple of French journalists and are threatening the French government with the death of said journalists if France does not end its ban on head scarves.

We already know how this will turn out, right? Kinda reminds you of the joke:
Why do the French plant so many trees along the sides of the roads?

The Germans like to march in the shade.

Being the surrender monkeys that they are, maybe we should modify it to read:
Why do the French start raising so many sheep?

In order to weave only the finest prayer rugs for their Muslim masters.


Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 08/29/2004 at 09:24 AM   
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Internet Censorship?

Try this on for size .... a server on the internet, located in California, run by an American company is subject to French laws? The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals thinks so.

That's right. Yahoo is being sued by France for violating its "hate-speech" laws, prohibiting any publishing of Nazi-related materials.

The French order demanded that Yahoo remove from its California server any Nazi relics, objects, insignia, emblems and flags on its auction site, excerpts from Mein Kampf and Protocole des Sages de Sion, and its browser directories' headings "negationists" and any equivalent category under the heading "Holocaust."
The surrender monkeys are imposing their will on US companies thanks to the asshat judges in California. That's got to be the worst of all worlds scenario .... the French and California judges collaborating to censor the internet? Holy jumpin' Judas Priest, folks!

I'm not particularly keen on the idea of anyone promoting Nazism but I detest even more the French (spit) dictating what we here in the US can do or not do on the internet and for a California court to agree with the French (spit) angers me no end.

Maybe the French, who enjoy the benefits of the internet and the Californicators who made a lot of money from the internet need to remember one thing .... the internet was invented and originally built by the US Department Of Defense and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA). Maybe the DoD needs to send France and California a bill for services rendered?

Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/29/2004 at 09:09 AM   
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Daily Dose

Quote Of The Day

"I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a Radical to remove all that is bad. I seek to preserve property and to respect order, and I equally decry the appeal to the passions of the many of the prejudices of the few."
-- Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)

On This Day In History

August 29, 1949 Soviets Explode Atomic Bomb
At a remote test site at Semipalatinsk in Kazakhstan, the USSR successfully detonates its first atomic bomb, code name "First Lightning." In order to measure the effects of the blast, the Soviet scientists constructed buildings, bridges, and other civilian structures in the vicinity of the bomb. They also placed animals in cages nearby so that they could test the effects of nuclear radiation on human-like mammals. The atomic explosion, which at 20 kilotons was roughly equal to "Trinity," the first U.S. atomic explosion, destroyed those structures and incinerated the animals. According to legend, the Soviet physicists who worked on the bomb were honored for the achievement based on the penalties they would have suffered had the test failed. Those who would have been executed by the Soviet government if the bomb had failed to detonate were honored as "Heroes of Socialist Labor," and those who would have been merely imprisoned were given "The Order of Lenin," a slightly less prestigious award. On September 3, a U.S. spy plane flying off the coast of Siberia picked up the first evidence of radioactivity from the explosion. Later that month, President Harry S. Truman announced to the American people that the Soviets too had the bomb. Three months later, Klaus Fuchs, a German-born physicist who had helped the United States build its first atomic bombs, was arrested for passing nuclear secrets to the Soviets. While stationed at U.S. atomic development headquarters during World War II, Fuchs had given the Soviets precise information about the U.S. atomic program, including a blueprint of the "Fat Man" atomic bomb later dropped on Nagasaki, Japan, and everything the Los Alamos scientists knew about the hypothesized hydrogen bomb. The revelations of Fuchs' espionage, coupled with the loss of U.S. atomic supremacy, led President Truman to order development of the hydrogen bomb, a weapon theorized to be hundreds of times more powerful than the atomic bombs dropped on Japan. On November 1, 1952, the United States successfully detonated "Mike," the world's first hydrogen bomb, on the Elugelab Atoll in the Pacific Marshall Islands. The 10.4-megaton thermonuclear device instantly vaporized an entire island and left behind a crater more than a mile wide. Three years later, on November 22, 1955, the Soviet Union detonated its first hydrogen bomb on the same principle of radiation implosion. Both superpowers were now in possession of the so-called "superbomb," and the world lived under the threat of thermonuclear war for the first time in history.

Today's Birthdays

John Locke, (1632–1704), English philosopher, founder of British empiricism
Ingrid Bergman, (1915–1982), Swedish actress (Bogart's girlfriend in "Casablanca")
Charlie “Bird” Parker, (Charles Christopher Parker, Jr.), (1920–55), American musician and composer

Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.

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calendar   Saturday - August 28, 2004

Blame Bush?

If you think naked protesters was stoopid, consider this ....

This protester in New York this weekend has taken Bush-bashing to its ultimate conclusion. I wonder if this little old lady lives in Palm Beach, Flori-DUH? I call on John Kerry to denounce this kind of activity in the name of .... of .... Poligrip.


Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/28/2004 at 07:46 PM   
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Michael Moore And The Aladdin Casino

I found the following at Strange Cosmos and thought you all would be highly entertained by it. Enjoy ....

You may recall, the Aladdin Casino in Las Vegas "threw out" Linda Ronstadt for her anti American stance while performing. This caused Michael Moore to send a strong letter of complaint to the President of the Aladddin. Here is his letter, and the reply from Mr. Timmins' Response to Michael Moore's, "Open Letter to Bill Timmins, President Aladdin Casino and Hotel". As you most likely know, Michael Moore posted the following letter: After the letter, you will find the response... PLEASE READ MR. TIMMINS RESPONSE. IT IS EXCELLENT.

Bill Timmins
President Aladdin Casino and Hotel Las Vegas, NV
July 20, 2004

Dear Mr. Timmins:

I understand from the news reports I've read that, after Linda Ronstadt, one of America's greatest singers, dedicated a song to me from your stage on Saturday night, you instructed your security guards to remove her from the Aladdin, which they did.

What country do you live in? Last time I checked, Las Vegas is still in the United States. And in the United States, we have something called "The First Amendment." This constitutional right gives everyone here the right to say whatever they want to say. All Americans hold this right as sacred.

Many of our young people put on a uniform and risk their lives to defend it. My film is all about asking the questions that should have been asked before those brave soldiers were sent into harms way.

For you to throw Linda Ronstadt off the premises because she dared to say a few words in support of me and my film, is simply stupid and Un-American.

Frankly, I have never heard of such a thing happening. I read that you wouldn't even let her go back up to her room at your hotel! Are you crazy?

For crying out loud, it was a song DEDICATION! To "Desperado!" Every American loves that song! Sure, some people didn't like the dedication, and that's their right.

But neither they nor you have the right to remove her from your building when all she did was exercise her AMERICAN right to speak her mind.

Of all the things that go on in Las Vegas, this is what creates the need for serious action? What about the other half of the crowd at the Aladdin who, according to the Las Vegas Sun, cheered her when she made her remarks? Did you throw them out, too?

I think you owe Ms. Ronstadt an apology. And I have an idea how you can make it up to her -- and to the millions of Americans you have offended.

Invite her back and I'll join her in singing "America the Beautiful" on your stage. Then I will show "Fahrenheit 9/11" free of charge to all your guests and anyone else in Las Vegas who wants to see it.

Mr. Timmins, as the song "Desperado" says -- "Come to your senses!" How can you refuse this offer? I await your reply.

Yours, Michael Moore Director, "Fahrenheit 9/11"

Timmin's Response

July 21, 2004

Attention: Michael Moore,

In response to your letter dated July 20, 2004: You are correct that I had security remove Linda Ronstadt from Aladdin Casino and Hotel where the fun never ends and everybody wins.

How very interesting to learn you are such a fan of Ms. Ronstadt. You questioned where I live and surprisingly knew Las Vegas is in the United States. You should visit it sometime. There are thousands of wonderful 'All You Can Eat' buffets.

There are also a lot of casinos who's owners don't **** around. I am aware of the First Amendment and you have the right to talk about your hatred of America but once you are on my property and you are upsetting my guests, you will quickly learn about my rights.

I can't remember if it was Jesus or George W. Bush that said, "Freedom is a two-way street." Ms. Ronstadt learned this long before I had her thrown out of my casino. You question my actions? If you come onto my property and upset my guests, you will receive the same, if not worse, treatment than Ms Ronstadt received.

I am sure your mere presence would upset my guests.

You claim your film, " all about asking the questions that should have been asked before those brave soldiers were sent into harms way." I think your film does nothing but aid the enemy and hurt our troops. You have betrayed our troops, our leader and America. I have no respect for you or your vision of what America should be.

I paid Ms. Ronstadt to entertain my guests, not divide them. The half that did not leave probably thought the verse you mentioned, "Why don't you come to your senses" was addressed to you. Maybe she should have dedicated her song, 'You're No Good' to you. I would have asked her back, had she done that.

Regarding your request for me to apologize to her, have you and her on my stage singing anything about this Country and then playing your piece of **** film is ludicrous!

One of my workers is currently throwing away every complaint letter from brainless followers of you, claiming they will never visit my Casino. I could not be more pleased to know my casino and hotel will always be void of the kind of people who support you. Meanwhile, my hotel has been quickly booked solid for the rest of the year with true Americans who love this Country and support our efforts overseas.

They will see a framed copy of your letter and my response in the lobby to ensure they begin their experience with a laugh.


Bill Timmins
President Aladdin Casino and Hotel Las Vegas, NV


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Not that very many people ever read this far down, but this blog was the creation of Allan Kelly and his friend Vilmar. Vilmar moved on to his own blog some time ago, and Allan ran this place alone until his sudden and unexpected death partway through 2006. We all miss him. A lot. Even though he is gone this site will always still be more than a little bit his. We who are left to carry on the BMEWS tradition owe him a great debt of gratitude, and we hope to be able to pay that back by following his last advice to us all:
  1. Keep a firm grasp of Right and Wrong
  2. Stay involved with government on every level and don't let those bastards get away with a thing
  3. Use every legal means to defend yourself in the event of real internal trouble, and, most importantly:
  4. Keep talking to each other, whether here or elsewhere
It's been a long strange trip without you Skipper, but thanks for pointing us in the right direction and giving us a swift kick in the behind to get us going. Keep lookin' down on us, will ya? Thanks.


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