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calendar   Saturday - July 10, 2004

UPDATE!

In case y'all didn't know:

Yankees win three in a row.

Cubbies lose 5 in a row.

GO YANKEES!!!
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/10/2004 at 06:44 PM   
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Marines Horsin’ Around

We just received the following from one of our troops in Iraq. I think they have way too much free time or way too much beer ....

Semper Fi, guys!

Ohhhh, who fights in that dirthole we call Iraq?
Gruntbob Squaretrousers!
He'll run down the terrorists and stomp on their sack!
Gruntbob Squaretrousers!
He goes on patrol to win hearts and minds.
Gruntbob Squaretrousers!
And will kill anyone holding an RPG that he finds.
Gruntbob Squaretrousers!
Gruntbob Squaretrousers!
Gruntbob Squaretrousers!
Gruntbob....Squaretrousers!
OOH-RAH..HA..HA..HA..HA!!!!



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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/10/2004 at 05:01 PM   
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BIZARRE BIZARRE BIZARRE!

A new study (what would we do without them?) claims Germans shower and change underwear infrequently! Ya think?!?!?!

Now, I have no problem with not showering every day. (personally I rarely go more than 24 hours without one--unless I am camping or in Antarctica.) It all depends on your level of physical activity, perspiration rate, overall humidity of your location and your own level of personal hygiene after the last shower. But changing underwear once a week? EEEEWWW!


Hey!! Did you know that if you talk bad about homosexuals you can go to jail? Apparently that's what happened to a PASTOR!!! Imagine that, a pastor goes to jail for a month for voicing an opinion!!!!! And what did he say that was so offensive? He said that homosexuals are:
"abnormal, a horrible cancerous tumor in the body of society"

Of course, this happened in the socialist workers paradise of Sweden but it won't be long before Dummycraps here in the US start beating the drum for us to regulate free speech. How soon before we will be prohibited from criticizing anyone? or anything? 100 years? Maybe less? Remember the slippery slope concept. It is at work everywhere.


Meanwhile, in Rome, if you yell at someone, "you are a nobody" you will be arrested for slander!


Hey, look at me! Look at my t-shirt! It has a TV built into it so I can intrude into your peace and quiet anywhere I want to with my advertising!

This now gives guys three reasons to stare at a woman's chest. BWAH HA HA HA
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/10/2004 at 04:02 PM   
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Computer Tip Of The Week

Several readers here have asked me why I don't write about what I know .... computers. The main reason I don't is that it is boring to most non-geeks. I've been working with computers since the early 1970's, from mainframes to minicomputers to microcomputers. I can code in over a dozen computer languages, I've worked as a Unix administrator, network administrator, systems analyst, software engineer, plain old down-in-the-trenches coder and for the last fifteen years I have specialized in Oracle database administration and client server networks. I have a BS and MS in Computer Science and an entire wall covered with certifications from Cisco, Microsoft, Novell, Oracle, Sun, etc. The majority of my work in the last two decades has been for the Department Of Defense (which is another reason I don't talk about my work - I simply cannot, or they'll shoot me).

However, I can share my knowledge about general topics and I plan to start doing so every Saturday with a Computer Tip Of The Week each week. This week's topic is:

SPAM


No, not the good kind that comes in a can and makes for great picnics. We're talking about the bad kind that comes in your e-mail box every single day. Legislation has been passed in the US but it hasn't been very effective since most spammers are outside the US borders nowadays. Recently, the UN said it was going to take up the subject of spam and seek international cooperation to help stop spam .... I'll give you a few minutes to stop laughing over that one because we all know the UN is about as useless as tits on a bull.

However, there are a few things you can do ....

1- Most e-mail providers nowadays provide simple spam protection filters. Yahoo, Hotmail and GMail to name a few. Make use of their filtering.

2- Never give out your e-mail address on the web unless you're absolutely positive it won't be used for nefarious purposes.

3- Set up a dummy e-mail address with one of the providers that you can use to give out to web sites where you're not sure whether it will be spammed.

4- Most e-mail software nowadays also includes spam filtering. Programs like Microsoft Outlook and Lotus Notes have built-in features. Turn them on and use them.

5- Most importantly, write your Congressman or Senator and let them know you want something done about spam. Send them an e-mail every day. In other words, spam them. Sooner or later, they'll get the hint.

6- Finally, I would like to recommend a product that I use and is probably the most effective weapon against spam. It is called Mailwasher Pro from Firetrust Software. I've used it for nearly two years and for only $37 you can't beat it. What does it do? It allows you to preview your e-mails while they're still on the e-mail server. You can flag senders and tell Mailwasher Pro to automatically delete from these senders in the future (sort of an e-mail blacklist). Most importantly though, it allows you to "bounce" e-mails back to the sender. Why is that so important? Because it makes it appear to the sender that your e-mail account doesn't exist and they will remove you from their damned mailing lists if they keep getting bounces. In addition, the latest versions of Mailwasher Pro also contain anti-virus software, allowing you to delete e-mails containing viruses before they ever get to your computer. To me, Mailwasher Pro is the most important piece of software I own for home use. Firetrust has downloadable trial versions so you can "try before you buy". Give it a try. You won't regret it.


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/10/2004 at 03:33 PM   
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Light Hearted Stuff for Saturday

With a tip o' the hat to Sandy, I bring you some light hearted reading today.

Subject: Blondes



DEAD BMW

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often?"

EXPOSURE

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why officer?"

"Because your breast is hanging out," he says.

She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/10/2004 at 01:47 PM   
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Batty’s Back

Another blog site update: I finally decided to invest in a professional logo creation package and tinker around with the site banner and a few other odds and ends to further personalize the site instead of using the canned templates we've been using. I got "The Logo Creator" from LaughingBird Software and went to work.

First of all, I decided that after all the complaints from our readers it was time to put Batty back on the banner. So he's there, snarling and overseeing everything again. He's guarding the flag to make sure no damned hippies try to burn it. I dug through the image library provided with Logo Creator and stumbled across the image you see on the left. I thought it was cool, with the Pentagon (which is also home plate in baseball). Radar dish mounted on top and fighter aircraft scrambled - it just kinda fits.

All that was left was the site name. Logo Creator lets you insert text and do all kinds of magical things to it, like give it a metallic, embossed, gradient look like you see. Altogether, it seemed to me to give the site a high-impact powerful logo.

Let me know what you think. I may tinker with it a bit more but for now I'm pleased with the new look.

Note: Last night I secretly changed the master background to a high-contrast blue-gray stripe and when Vilmar got up this morning he freaked. Naturally, I told him I couldn't see any stripes. He rebooted his computer to see if it would clear it up. I finally confessed to the evil deed. Hey, we have to dork with our Benevolent Dictator occasionally just to keep him awake. Mheh-heh-he-he ....

Baseball Update: The Cubbies lost badly to the Cards last night but there's two more games in St. Louis before the All-Star Break next week. Cubs placed Sammy Sosa, Moises Alou and Carlos Zambrano on the NL All-Stars team. Sammy will be in the Home Run Derby on Monday for the sixth time.

GO CUBS!

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/10/2004 at 11:49 AM   
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Dirtbags on the Left Coast

A solider returns from fighting in Iraq. He was wounded there. He participates in his hometown 4th of July parade and hears what all soldiers fear: cries of baby killer, murderer, and lots of "boos!"

It all started when one of the parade announcers looks at him and in a sarcastic voice, says into the microphone, "And what exactly are you a veteran of?" That's all the crowd needed to begin its atrocious behavior.

Of course, she is now backpedaling so fast her shoes melted off her feet. Her defenders are saying those words were directed to President Bush and not the soldier.

And, also, this happened in the Socialist state of Washington on the leftist paradise of Bainbridge Island where Kerry's supporters marching in the parade were cheered to high heaven.

One last note: that announcer's father? He died in Vietnam.

(must.....control....the......fist......of........death!)
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/10/2004 at 07:18 AM   
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Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award

This week's award goes to an organization within the United Nations, the International Court Of Justice. On July 9, the court handed down an "advisory" decision declaring Israel's wall, that is being built to keep out Paleswinian terrorists, is illegal. The Barking Moonbat Of The Week Award is not being given to them because of this idiotic decision but because for fifty years they never said a word about another wall, in Berlin. The Berlin Wall was built to keep East Germans from escaping to freedom in the West, guaranteeing the virtual slavery of these people for half a century. The ICJ, which was founded in 1946, never uttered a peep about that wall but now it seems they think the Israelis are wrong to try to protect themselves from madmen with bombs strapped to their chests.

For those who are interested, there was one lone dissenting vote on the decision, from Judge Thomas Buergenthal, who is the only member of the court from the United States. You can read his declaration here.

In case you're wondering, don't expect the ICJ to rule any time soon on the illegality of the Great Wall Of China either. The president of the court is Shi Jiuyong .... from Communist China. Other members of the court are from Egypt, Jordan, Venezuela, Sierra Leone, France, etc. The court's composition is available here.

Awarded To:
The International Court Of Justice



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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/10/2004 at 05:47 AM   
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Daily Dose

Quote Of The Day

"The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and, a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life where you get to experience all three at the same time."
-- Anonymous Navy Pilot


On This Day In History

July 10, 1987 - The Sinking Of The Rainbow Warrior
In Auckland harbor in New Zealand, Greenpeace's Rainbow Warrior sinks after French agents in diving gear plant a bomb on the hull of the vessel. One person, Dutch photographer Fernando Pereira, was killed. The Rainbow Warrior, the flagship of international conservation group Greenpeace, had been preparing for a protest voyage to a French nuclear test site in the South Pacific.

Two days after the incident, French authorities denied responsibility in the bombing and continued to do so even after New Zealand police arrested two French secret service agents in Auckland. Under pressure from New Zealand authorities, the French government formed an inquiry to investigate the incident and after several weeks concluded that the French agents were merely spying on Greenpeace. Later in the year, however, a British newspaper uncovered evidence of French President Francois Mitterrand's authorization of the bombing plan, leading to several top-level resignations in Mitterrand's cabinet and an admission by French Prime Minister Laurent Fabius that the agents had sunk the vessel under orders.

In Auckland, the two agents pleaded guilty to the lesser charges of manslaughter and willful damage and were each sentenced to 10 years in prison. Following negotiations with the French government, New Zealand released them a year later. In 1992, President Mitterrand ordered a halt to French nuclear testing, but in 1995 it was resumed, and Greenpeace sent The Rainbow Warrior II to French Polynesia to protest and disrupt the tests.




Today's Birthdays

John Calvin, Theologian (1509)
David Brinkley, News broadcaster (1920)
Arthur Ashe, American tennis player (1943)


Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/10/2004 at 12:53 AM   
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calendar   Friday - July 09, 2004

First Aid

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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/09/2004 at 05:52 PM   
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Top Gun

We have secretly obtained pictures of the US Navy's newest super stealth fighter.

Well, almost ....

It's too bad. This plane deserves to be real.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/09/2004 at 05:39 PM   
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Give me a friggin’ break!

California's Secretary of Education says something that you or I would call stupid and now demands are being made for his head! On a platter, no less! Here's the scene:

The Secretary is at summer reading event.

A little 6 year old named Isis comes up and asks him if he knew that her name meant "Egyptian goddess."

He says it meant "stupid dirty girl." OK, that's crass. Moronic. I'll give you that. But reason to fire him? I don't think so. This whole political correctness shit is growing weary to me. Are we so thin skinned we can't tolerate something stupid? What? The little girl is going to be severely traumatized over this? Yeah, if you allow the panty-waisted liberals and the media have their way. Hell, they are probably insisting the mother take her to counseling right now to improve her self esteem.

Anyway, you gotta love a guy who's a bit crass. Especially when he does stuff like this:
"As mayor, he once greeted hunger strikers outside his office eating a hamburger."

Priceless.

Continuing: the mother has already stated Riordan's apologized. She considers the matter closed. She also said, "I'm not going to sue them for therapy bills."

But do you think the media is letting this go? Of course not. Riordan is rich. He was the mayor of Los Angeles. There's money to be made here as far as the media jackals are concerned.

Better still is the racial hysteria instigated by none other than a state assemblyman. We can probably guess what racial persuasion HE is.
"Democratic state Assemblyman Mervyn Dymally, who had scheduled a protest by civil rights organizations, canceled the demonstration after an apparent mix-up over the girl's racial background. Dymally was quoted in the San Jose Mercury News Thursday saying the child was "a little African-American girl. Would he (Riordan) have done that to a white girl?"

The stupid fuck AUTOMATICALLY assumed that a name of Isis meant the girl was a minority. Now, WHO'S the FUCKING RACIST???!?!?!?!?! By the way, the girl is white. A blond, too. With blue eyes.

Then the stupid moonbat fucktard would not return phone calls inquiring about his stupid-ass move. Know what he said?
"To err is human; to forgive is divine."

But apparently to forgive a secretary of education is not allowed. Stupid racist bastard.

More info.
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/09/2004 at 03:00 PM   
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LITTLE BITS OF NEWS and WEIRD STUFF, TOO!!

First, the News

It's way past time for Presidents to start doing stuff like this. President Bush has turned down an invitation to speak at the NAACP convention next week.

GOOD FOR HIM!!! Come, on! Give me a break! If you kept getting invitations to attend events where you were always criticized, where the whole organization can't stand your guts, and where you are ridiculed, what incentive would you have to go? The NAACP is a worthless organization mired in racial hatred and bigotry. For some reason they never complain when Dummycraps have virtually no representation in the US cabinet or in high offices of the DNC when the sitting President is a Dummycrap. But when it's a Republican at the helm, even two HUGE cabinet positions filled by Blacks is not enough to place them. How hypocritical can THAT be? It looks like President Bush is letting them know he sees through their bullshit.

FUCK THEM AND THE HORSE THEY RODE IN ON! Good on ya' Dubya!


The caterwauling about Bush and Cheney being tied to Halliburton is ceaseless from the Dummycraps and the media lap dogs kissing their ass.

So here's a nice twist. It looks like Enron favored nicely in The Poodle's portfolio. Not only that but he's had to return contributions from an implicated Enron representative.

And the topper of all toppers? Teresa (pronounced "Teh-RAY-Zah", as in, "Kerry plans Teresa your taxes!") sat on a board with Ken Lay!

Think you'll hear about this on the news? Yeah, right! And pigs will fly, too!



The Weird Stuff (thanks for the links go to Neal Boortz's site)

Want to know the 100 WORST titles in porn movies?

Um Hmmm, oh, yeah, it's nasty so if you have kids, put them in another room while you laugh your ass off.


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Check out The SmartKlamp: Single Use Automatic Circumcisions (note: not for the squeamish!)
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/09/2004 at 12:14 PM   
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John Kerry’s wife

I got this from a friend (thanks, Ana!) and I have no reason to believe the information is false simply from what I, myself, have read. I just never put all the names together.

Anyway, read about The Poodle's wife. Then ask yourself this question: "IF The Poodle gets elected, won't his wife's associations with these groups and with these companies be considered a conflict of her own financial best interests given that the span is global? Can you imagine him as President making decisions impacting our national security or decisions affecting trade relations or our economy given the countries his wife's businesses are in? How comfortable will we be that any decision he makes will not have an impact on his wife's ability to make money (or be able to protect it if it is in a blind trust) for when he leaves office?

Anyway, here goes (I've edited a bit off the ends so you may already have seen this in your emails having come from like minded friends.)

Please send this to as many people as you can.

OBTW if anyone has a corporate legal background and can explain how The Poodle can position himself in such a manner that the issues I mention above become moot, I am all ears!




As time goes on, we're just getting to know the possible future First Lady of the United States of America, and it is quite interesting. You'll be hearing even more about Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic front-runner.

She has quite a track record, especially when it comes to the causes she donates to. One of her favorite charities is the Tides Foundation.

What is that, you ask? This foundation sends hundreds of millions of dollars to groups that protested the invasion of Iraq; that demands open U.S. borders; and provides legal defense for suspected terrorists. Among other groups supported by Kerry's wife: Ramsey Clark's International Action Center. This is the same Ramsey Clark that offered to defend Saddam Hussein.

Another group seeks to ease restrictions on immigration from terrorist nations.

Another group has links to the terrorist group Hamas. And on and on.

American jobs are OUTSOURCED (outside the US!) by John F. Kerry and his wife Teresa Heinz-Kerry!

We need to ask:

Why not manufacture in America and ship finished products overseas?

How many American workers are in these Heinz overseas factories?

HEINZ WATTIE'S AUSTRALASIA - Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
HEINZ SINGAPORE PTE. LTD. - Republic of Singapore
HEINZ WATTIE'S LIMITED - Auckland, New Zealand
HEINZ JAPAN LTD - Tokyo, Japan
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/09/2004 at 11:11 AM   
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