Thursday - July 01, 2004
Daily Dose
Quote Of The Day"The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way."
-- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
On This Day In History
July 1, 1862 - First American Income Tax Imposed
On this day in 1862, the United States Congress gave the green light to the tax-centric Revenue Act. The legislation, which was soon signed into law by President Abraham Lincoln, imposed a three-percent tax on people with incomes between $600 to $10,000; and also called for a five-percent levy on people with incomes reaching over $10,000. However, the Revenue Act was perhaps more notable for creating the Bureau of Internal Revenue, a government agency which was charged with collecting the revenue generated by the new taxes. Though the Revenue Act and its attendant package of taxes were allowed to lapse into legislative oblivion after the Civil War, the Bureau of Internal Revenue eventually came back to haunt America's taxpaying citizens in 1913, when the Sixteenth Amendment was added to the Constitution. Along with sanctioning the income tax, the amendment paved the path for the opening of the Internal Revenue Service, which, in its role as the official clearing house for the nation's taxes, proved to be the bureaucratic progeny of the Bureau of Internal Revenue.
July 1, 1863 - The Battle Of Gettysburg Begins
The largest military conflict in North American history begins this day when Union and Confederate forces collide at Gettysburg. The epic battle lasted three days and resulted in a retreat to Virginia by Robert E. Lee's Army of Northern Virginia. On the morning of July 1, advance units of the forces came into contact with one another just outside of Gettysburg. The sound of battle attracted other units, and by noon the conflict was raging. During the first hours of battle, Union General John Reynolds was killed, and the Yankees found that they were outnumbered. The battle lasted three days until July 4. The Union Army suffered over 23,000 casualties and the Confederate Army had nearly 28,000 casualties.
July 1, 1867 - Canadian Independence Day
The autonomous Dominion of Canada, a confederation of Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and the future provinces of Ontario and Quebec, is officially recognized by Great Britain with the passage of the British North America Act. On July 1, 1867, with passage of the British North America Act, the Dominion of Canada was officially established as a self-governing entity within the British Empire. Two years later, Canada acquired the vast possessions of the Hudson's Bay Company, and within a decade the provinces of Manitoba and Prince Edward Island had joined the Canadian federation.
Today's Birthdays
Diana, Princess of Wales (1961)
Carl Lewis, athlete (1961)
Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.
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Wednesday - June 30, 2004
Mrs. du Toit speaks
Occasionally I would trot over to Mrs. du Toit's blog to check out what was going on. OK. Nice. Good stuff. Basically that about covered it. After not having visited for some time I went back yesterday. BAM!!!! I was BLOWN AWAY!!!!Today I went back. What little pieces of me left over from yesterday gathered themselves a la that Terminatrix bitch on the latest Terminator movie and this time they were molecularized.
This woman is an incredible writer. Check out this post about the latest Supreme Court decision. Of note in that post is a chart of the actions by Islamic fascists throughout the world with numbers of deaths and countries involved.
Mrs. du Toit then goes on to state:
"The fact that there may be "good Moslems" who want peace is only meaningful when those "good Moslems" are ready to take arms against the bad guys. If the bad guys are supposedly in the minority (which is what people keep trying to tell us) then why are there these problems ALL OVER THE WORLD involving Moslems of every flavor variation. If there are "good Moslems" why are they looking away, doing nothing, allowing the "Infidels" to do their battles for them? It means, they are condoning the action of their Moslem brothers."
Good question, Mrs. D
Read it. Get smart.
This next one took me a while to get through and she admits it is a long read. But WOW!! Talk about hitting the nail on the head. Go. Read it.Leave comments. Be forewarned though, she's loaded for bear. She's a designer of materials and training programs evaluated by observation or literal testing. She knows of what she speaks. You fuck around and try and do a "drive by" and you may regret it!
The next time you walk into a grocery store, keep in mind what she said. It'll make you think twice before buying that Charmin on impulse.
The last one takes you on a trip down memory lane. A "lane" filled with images of the carnage of war. A war we will soon be fighting on our own lands if we don't push these heathen Islamic terrorist sheethead bastards into their graves. Of course, if Kerry wins the presidency you better have your guns oiled and lubed, ammo ready, knives sharpened, and a (by then) well weathered copy of the anarchist's bomb making guide. We'll need it.
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On being benevolent
For the longest time I've felt that the US would be better off if California would just fall into the ocean.Then John F**king Kerry comes along and I've been of the idea that if it happens on the west coast it should be balanced by a similar act on the east coast with Massachusetts the candidate to become the East Coast Atlantis.
However, after reading this I am of the opinion that at least one person deserves to be saved in Taxachusetts----the mayor of Boston, Thomas Menino (OBTW, just because he happens to be of Portuguese descent has nothing to do with it.)
Go ahead and read for yourself what he thinks of Kerry's campaign............and what has caused me to become a bit more compassionate.....and benevolent.
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Odd Bits
Imagine having this guy as your therapist.Hmmm............then again, this can work. Kinda like that abortion/democrat die-off by attrition thing. Far as I am concerned it's liberals who are so unsure of themselves, so dependent upon others to help them find their way, etc.. that they would be the ones seeking professional help. Maybe they'd run into guys like this and end up getting a REAL "come to Jesus" meeting moment!
Nothing like going out in style.....

More info from the company.
Some sanity from across the Pacific. Serves the little bastard right---plus he had to pay his father's court costs. Take that! you stupid fucking human leech!
Stupid is as stupid does. I love it when natural selection works out!
Man tries to escape police.
Attempts to abseil down the building, misses the mark, falls.
Goes SPLAT!!!
Girlfriend freaks, gets admitted to hospital, gets released, returns to apartment and does a swandive to join her now very dead boyfriend. Let's hope they did not procreate.
Unfortunately one of these assclown moonbats DID procreate.
Artavis Walker and Antonio Robinson are out joyriding with a box of fireworks in the back of the car. They're DRIVING and lighting these things off. OOOPS! One gets in the back seat.
Artavis gets cooked. One less moonbat to feed, I guess.
You gotta ask yourself: "where the hell did they get the money to buy SO MANY fireworks that many minutes later they are still going off as firemen are trying to put out the fire in the car?"
And M-80s? I sure the hell can not find them at my local stand!
Yep, I will jump to a conclusion. Why? Check out the names Artavis; Antonio (used with an anglicized, NOT Hispanic/Portuguese last name); mother--Yashica; daughter--Tamya. These punks were hoods, up to no good, and paid the price. Again, I love natural selection when it works right. I pity his daughter, though, for having such a stupid father. Let's hope the genes did not pass down.
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Tuesday Humor
The news is annoying me so much I needed an outlet so when I got this I laughed and thought to share it with you. (Thanks, Darrell!)Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Massachusetts. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!"
The next one said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a fellow who was high on pot and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a large nose. And now John Kerry is running for president of the United States."
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An experiment
Since I do not own a TV I do not have the means to verify this so I will rely on you.In your news watching today, did you see this mentioned at all? Or is it like I think and Neal Boortz says (to paraphrase), "any news that's good for Bush is bad for the democrats (and the news) and anything bad for Bush is great for the Democrats and the news."
Yeah, I know, I have not mentioned what it is. Click on the link. You've got time. We're worth it. Have we ever mislead or bullshitted you before? (ok, maybe once or twice, but we've reformed!)
Think of it like this: it'll be like opening a present---you don't know what's there until you open it. Oh, and one more thing, don't shake your monitor. You won't be able to tell what it is by doing so!
Update: If you want to see more on this subject then check out this post at A Small Victory blog site. The Blogosphere: where you can find out what the major media is not telling you!
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Dummycraps Uber Alles

"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
-- Hitlary Clinton (2004)
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Comedy Alert
No doubt Frank J. has a weird imagination .... but that's what makes a good writer. Especially comedy. In his latest episode of "In My World: Attack Of The Moore-ons", Bush encounters Michael Moore and the evil "Moore-On" zombies. It's Chomps, Rummy and Zatoichi to the rescue when Terry McAuliffe, Al Franken and the other Moore-ons attack.Posted by The Skipper
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Outsourcing Insanity
A company in Yorkshire, England announced today that they will begin selling tea to China.In related stories, China announced a deal to sell coal to Newcastle and America will begin selling whine to France.
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Daily Dose
Quote Of The Day"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity."
-- Harlan Ellison (1934 - )
On This Day In History
June 30, 1934 - Night Of The Long Knives
In Germany, Nazi leader Adolf Hitler orders a bloody purge of his own political party, assassinating hundreds of Nazis whom he believed had the potential to become political enemies in the future. The leadership of the Nazi Storm Troopers (SA), whose four million members had helped bring Hitler to power in the early 1930s, was especially targeted. Hitler feared that some of his followers had taken his early "National Socialism" propaganda too seriously and thus might compromise his plan to suppress workers' rights in exchange for German industry making the country war-ready.
June 30, 1936 - "Gone With The Wind" Is Published
Margaret Mitchell's only novel, Gone with the Wind, is published on this day in 1936. The book will become one of the bestselling novels of all time, selling some 25 million copies. The book sold 1 million copies within six months, with as many as 50,000 copies being bought on a single day.
Today's Birthdays
Lena Horne, American jazz and pop singer (1917)
Mike Tyson, American boxer (1966)
Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.
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Tuesday - June 29, 2004
The Revolution
I just got off the phone with Vilmar. We had a long (two hour) discussion about various things. Mostly the need to euthanize all Moonbats. We also discussed the inevitabliity of an upcoming civil war or revolution. We decided that if Kerry wins in November, we are going to organize Moonbat Militias and begin the Revolution. After all, Thomas Jefferson said it perfectly when he wrote: "When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."If the Moonbat Left continues their insidious attacks and verbal warfare against Conservatives, a time may come when the Right strikes back. Up until now, we have listened to their "moonbattery" and laughed off their insults, lies, innuendos and crudities. We have watched their frothing-at-the-mouth hatred rip this country apart and we have done our best to endure.
If the Moonbat Left continues to escalate the hatred and anger we will have no choice but to resist them in any way we see fit. So gird your loins, keep your powder dry and be prepared. And while you're at it, order this t-shirt so we know who the good guys are.

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Clear Up The Confusion
For those who cannot figure out who is posting on this blog, we present the following educational message as a public service. At the bottom of each post is a small "bat". The "bat" is automatically placed there to designate the author. The "bat" is the same one that Vilmar (Our Benevolent Dictator) and Allan (Our Propaganda Minister) have tattooed on each of their butts.This is Vilmar:
This is Allan:
As anyone can plainly see, Vilmar is the nasty looking "bat" with an evil leer on his face. His face is always red from ranting so loudly at the Moonbats he keeps in the Palace Dungeon. Plus he gets all worked up down there flogging the idiots mercilessly and twisting and breaking their bones on the rack.
On the other hand, Allan is the cute looking little "bat" with a beguiling smile on his face. He looks like he wouldn't hurt a fly. Those are the ones you have to watch out for. As Propaganda Minister, he knows how to brainwash evil spys from the Moonbat Left. He is an expert with hypnotism and sodium pentathol.
So there you have it: the "Good Cop" and the "Bad Cop". You never know which one is which .... but ve haff vays of making you talk. Jawohl!
Mwah-hah-hah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah .........
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Hail Pharoah!
The Onion has the news story for you today. They've been tracking the construction of The Reagan Pyramid. Pharoah's body will be entombed in the gigantic structure, currently being built with thousands of slaves, in Simi Valley.Key Quote: "Only the most gigantic tomb ever created will be worthy of the Great Communicator," former Reagan Secretary of Defense Caspar Weinberger said. "As his mortal subjects, it is our holy duty to provide Reagan with a burial commensurate with his stature, in order that he may enter the Realm of Death bedecked with raiments and honors so that he may take his rightful place beside the mighty Sun God, Ra."
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Time to take off the gloves!
That's it! I've had it! DAMN IT!! Just when I think I can not get any more pissed off I find something like this.How many fucking times do I have to say it? The media, as lackeys, are complicit ass-suckers of the Democratic Party willing to do anything to ensure President Bush loses the election.
Now we have a book that features two guys plotting different ways to kill the President and it will be released a day before the Republican Convention.
If ever there were a reason to outright shoot these bastards on the street it is this and the time is now.
What the hell is going on in our society nowadays that this sort of venomous and vile activity takes place? Portray the recent activity (book releases, movie releases, personal attacks by senators and ex-Presidents and Vice Presidents) to activities in the past. There is just no comparison. These vermin are showing their true colors and like vermin, it is approaching time to exterminate them.
America, we are at a crossroads. If The Poodle gets elected I figure it will only be a few short years before we have civil war again. This time it won't be North vs. South but Conservatives versus Liberals. Advantage? Conservatives. Why? Liberals are opposed to owning guns. It'd be like shooting fish in a barrel.
Look on the bright side: at least it will be a short war.
And don't give me any shit about my proposed actions being no better than theirs. I'm pissed and I might have to hunt you down and hurt you---badly.
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The first colour photographs from the German front line during World War One.
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WOW! Now this presents a new perspective on World War I: color photos from the German side: Given today's film speeds and grain quality, I can only imagine that what…
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Too True!
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Now here's a parody of a parody: If Parker & Hart were around, I'm sure they'd be OK with this. HAT TIP: BMEWS
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Twas the Night Before
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A friend of mine emailed this to me. He said he got it from the Barking Moonbat Monitor. Enjoy! ‘Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers…
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Banned from using Hoover or hot water under health and safety rules. (ere we go again matey)
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