|1||"I Wish I Could Turn Back Time"-Stupidest Comment Made by A Barking Moonbat |
|1||"Nails on the Chalkboard" Most Annoying/Whiniest Group / Celebrity Award|
|1||#7 The DNC Disaster Relief Award:
Nurse fuzzy wuzzy Teresa Heinz-The let the children go naked-Kerry .
Could be added next year:
A golden dickhead smiley icon award|
|1||1. J.F Kerry Award for Mysterious Discharge (The Clappie)
2. The John Edwards Visibility Award
3. Michael Moore Award for Documentary Fiction
4. The Jaques Chirac Croix De s'Enfuir|
Ultimate Barking Moonbat WOS (Waste Of Skin) Award to be culled from
your links to BM's throughout the year from the general public.
2. The Ultimate Barking Moonbat Celebrity Award (personnel from
Hollywood, the MSM etc.|
time achievement award for liberal idiocy, and it has to go to Jimmy
Boy "The Peanut Farmer" Carter. This award would be given only once to
|2||Appeaser of Dictators Award,
Apologist For Butchers,
Whiners For Saddam,
Idiots For Communism,
The Karl Marx Simpleton Award,
Liberals Against Free Speech,
Fascists For Political Correctness
|1||Barking Moonbat Most Likely to Bring down a Nation with Their "Leadership".
Barking Moonbat Most Likely to Cause a Tsunami merely by going into any body of water. (Hands down this would be Michael Moore)
|1||Barking Moonbat Of The Year (American State) |
|1||Barking moonbat of the Year (Media, or MSM)
New York Times
|1||Barking Moonbat of the Year should be two categories - Political and Hollywood.
Barking Moonbat that just won't shut up and won't die on their own (so we should take up a fund for a hit man).
Barking Moonbat Most Biased Journalist
Barking Moonbat Most Useless Nitwit (UN beurocrat or organization).
|1||Barking Moonbat who most needs to be sent to ALLAH award.
|1||Best ass in a thong |
|1||Best conservative action forum (like Freerepublic.com) ;)|
|1||Best new blogger.|
|1||Best site with occasional boobage.
|1||Biggest lier of the year. |
Dingbat of the Year (These are deafmute moonbats who cannot function if
totally deprived of moonbeams.) Example - Jesse Jackson, who still
thinks he is the prime spokesman for all African-Americans
Regular Operations Award: Who is the worst candidate, for the DNC, that
they could nominate in 2008, thus predicting who they will nominate in
Farthest-flying Michael Moore documentrary DVD/frisbee?|
|1||Flaming Asshole of the Year -- I nominate Michael Moore
MSM Propaganda Artist of the Year -- I nominate Dan Rather|
|1||Gun Grabber of the Year
Hilary Clinton Pro-lifer of the year
Christine Gregorie election count spectacular
Dan Rather non-biased award|
|1||Head Up The Ass But still Making Sense|
|1||Hottest Female Conservative, Most annoying conservative, |
|1||how about the need to get a clue award
the "They just don't get it" award|
|1||Karl Rove award for dirtiest trick by person/group
e.g. CBS/Guard memos, democratic pollsters fudging the numbers etc...|
|1||Karl Rove Genius Award for the most factually incorrect public statement by a moonbat|
|1||Liberal Cry Baby of the Year Award|
|1||Most Biased News Organization?
Top Conservative Entertainer?
|1||Most Egregious Lunar Chiropteran Article on the Net
|1||Most left-wing insane university|
|1||Most likely to increase the general IQ of the gene pool via their demise.|
|1||Most Moonbat News Story|
|1||Most Oboxious Quote by a Moonbat
Hand in the Cookie Jar Award for Biggest Scandal
|1||Most up and coming curmudgeon (newest/most promising conservative blog/blogger)
The Titanic Was Unsinkable And So Is My Blog (newest liberal/lefty/asshat blog to make a fool of themself(s). )|
|1||MSM dickhead news anchor
New York Times award for cleverest faked leftist article|
|1||Overthrown Tyrant of the Year
Liberated Country of the Year
|1||person we would like to see leave the country with HILLARY |
|1||Raving Lunatic Award: given to the person whose lunatic rants inspire the most laughter|
|1||Stupidest "I'm committing suicide because of Bush" Post (The Sebu-Ku Memorial Award)
Best DU "Kamakaze" Post at FreeRepublic (ibid)
Stupidest Canuckistani of the Year
|1||The "They just don't get it" award for those who claim to support the troops while calling them baby killers|
|1||The Dan Rather Award for Extreme Leftist News Organizations|
|1||The Jimmy Carter "bend over and take it up the ass" award for lack of balls.
The Martin Sheen "I'm an entertainer who has completely irrelevant and uninformed opinions" award for running one's mouth.
The Kim DuToit "Nation of Riflemen" award for best 2nd Amendment protection.
The McDonald's lifetime acheivement award for contributing to the stupidity of our culture.
|1||The Mainstream Media who shot themself in the foot award (one for spokesperson, second for organization).|
|1||The Mao Zedong Indoctrination Award: The lib/leftist who publicly espouses the most inane socialist mantra.
The Darwin Award: The liberal asshat who most deserves being the end of his family's line
|1||The Shut the Fuck Up Award (Stupidity.....It Hurts Me My Precious)|
|1||The totally unaware award.
The stalwartly nebulous award.|
|2||The Yasser Arafat Memorial Award: The most prominent leftie or terrorist who passes away.|
The Washington Post|
|1||Who Just Plain Sucks?|
|1||Who would you like to be stuck with in an elevator...for 5 minutes? (No gloves)|
|1||Why the Bill Clinton Memorial Moonbat Scandal of the Year, of course!|